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Author:  Hlaoroo [ Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:55 am ]
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Granted. But her turns and makes YOU HIS pet.

I wish for a daemon (see the His Dark Materials trilogy if you don't know what I mean).

Author:  lasthunter [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:47 pm ]
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granted....but yours is evil.

I wish to have Morgan freeman narrate every moment of my life in real time.....and that he turned out to be god.....(i know mod's....touchy subject....)

Author:  RioluNation [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:52 pm ]
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Granted, he narrates someone else's life.

I wish for my Biology class to not talk about Global Warming.

Author:  lasthunter [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:01 pm ]
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granted.....they now make you stand up and describe in detail the human reproductive system and how it work..... :twisted:

i wish for a sponge.

Author:  RioluNation [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:02 pm ]
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Granted, it's Spongebob. He now lives with you forever.

I wish for a warmer weather.

Author:  lasthunter [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:04 pm ]
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granted....your teacher then makes you describe global warming..... :lol:

i wish for a faulty sink that sprays me in the face! :D

Author:  RioluNation [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:40 pm ]
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Granted, it's spraying urine in your face.

I wish for a freeze gun.

Author:  Argent [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:47 pm ]
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Granted. You pull the trigger, and it freezes.

I wish for a pint of Illudium Phosdex, the Shaving Cream Atom.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:16 pm ]
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Granted. But you can't have the tiny razor that goes with it.

I wish for a pound of Thiotimoline.

Author:  Mickey the Luxray [ Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:56 pm ]
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Granted; you get a pound's worth of thiotimoline.

I wish that my first car is the real Raggio.

Author:  lasthunter [ Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:29 am ]
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granted but it turns out to be faulty.....

i wish for a cup of coffee....

Author:  ShadowLightning [ Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:56 am ]
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Granted; it's cold.

I wish for a drawing tablet!

Author:  lasthunter [ Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:31 am ]
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ShadowLightning Wrote:
Granted; it's cold.


YAY!!!! i only drink iced coffee.

granted you get a cardboard box to draw on...

i wish for a store.

Author:  Argent [ Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:39 am ]
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Granted. It's in Second Life.

I wish for the 3d cyberspace of the past.

Author:  RioluNation [ Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:56 pm ]
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Granted, you're stuck in the 3D cyberspace.

I wish smoking was banned.

Author:  Argent [ Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:11 pm ]
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Granted. You need a background check to have a barbecue.

I wish you needed a background check to get a big bass speaker in your car.

(I'm sorry, sir, you can't get this speaker until you spend 30 hours community service listening to Bach)

Author:  yehoshua [ Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:11 pm ]
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Granted, you need to spend 30 hours in your car with bad music on.

EDIT : woops

I wish for cinnamon rolls

Author:  Argent [ Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:44 pm ]
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I don't have any bad music and you haven't made a wish.

Author:  VEB152 [ Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:25 pm ]
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You get me talking to you for the whole day non-stop for not wishing anyting as well.

And now when I've finished torturing Argent, I wish for some ice-cream. Please!

Author:  RioluNation [ Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:20 pm ]
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Granted, it melted.

I wish the semester was over already.

Author:  Argent [ Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:45 pm ]
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Granted, but the wish takes you to the end of time...

I cannot convey the sense of abominable desolation that hung over the world. The red eastern sky, the northward blackness, the salt Dead Sea, the stony beach crawling with these foul, slow-stirring monsters, the uniform poisonous-looking green of the lichenous plants, the thin air that hurts one's lungs; all contributed to an appalling effect. I moved on a hundred years, and there was the same red sun--a little larger, a little duller--the same dying sea, the same chill air, and the same crowd of earthy crustacea creeping in and out among the green weed and the red rocks. And in the westward sky I saw a curved pale line like a vast new moon.

I wish for a Hogwarts Time-Turner.

Author:  RioluNation [ Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:09 pm ]
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Granted, it get's stolen.

I wish Kansas had a big convention like Comic Con, Anime Expo, Rooster Teeth Expo, etc.

Author:  VEB152 [ Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:23 pm ]
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Granted, but they all take place at the same day in the same city, causing the traffic around it to stop completely.

I wish there was more space between the rows of seats on the airplanes.

Author:  RioluNation [ Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:30 pm ]
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There actually are planes that have that.
Anyway, granted. You get a massive airplane that has only 10 rows.

I wish for better food service.

Author:  Argent [ Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:51 pm ]
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Granted, you are cooked and served impeccably.

I wish for new Twilight Zone episodes.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:39 pm ]
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Granted but they're filled with sparkly vampires.

I wish for a "Get out of Exams Free" card.

Author:  RioluNation [ Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:19 pm ]
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Granted, you failed school.

I wish I had something's to wish for.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:22 pm ]
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Granted. But your wish wont come true.

I wish cartoon physics applied to the real world.

Author:  Render [ Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:41 am ]
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Granted, but you get smashed by the moon, because somebody found it funny to pull it down with a string.

I wish that Farrokh Bulsara would still be alive and singing.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:53 am ]
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Granted. But he now sounds like a goat.

I wish that the episodes of my favourite American shows would be released here in Australia more quickly.

Author:  RioluNation [ Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:55 am ]
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Granted, you have to go to a hotel and watch them.

I wish Cartoon Network showed better cartoons.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:06 am ]
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Granted. But now every channel only shows cartoons.

I wish I was a famous novellist/writer.

Author:  RioluNation [ Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:36 am ]
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Granted, they hate you.

I wish I could read the my dog's mind.

Author:  thrasherblades [ Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:25 pm ]
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Granted. Dog: <<Note to self: Fridge raid at 10pm tonight>>

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Author:  RioluNation [ Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:31 pm ]
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Granted, she's also dating other guys.

I wish I had my sweater with me.

Author:  Hlaoroo [ Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:19 am ]
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Granted but a cat has ripped it to shreds.

I wish I had a cat.

Author:  GeckoZY [ Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:12 pm ]
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You get a lion... it eats you.

I wish I had the power to control the rate of flow of time.

Author:  Argent [ Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:36 pm ]
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Granted. It's called sleep.

I wish everyone in the house had the same sleep schedule.

Author:  ~\Rook/~ [ Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:51 pm ]
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Granted, you all have Insomnia.

I wish I had better time-keeping skills.

Author:  RioluNation [ Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:12 pm ]
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Granted, you got distracted and you let time slip away.

I wish I had the guts to ask a girl out.

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