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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:55 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But her turns and makes YOU HIS pet.

I wish for a daemon (see the His Dark Materials trilogy if you don't know what I mean).

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:47 pm
by lasthunter
granted....but yours is evil.

I wish to have Morgan freeman narrate every moment of my life in real time.....and that he turned out to be god.....(i know mod's....touchy subject....)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:52 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, he narrates someone else's life.

I wish for my Biology class to not talk about Global Warming.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:01 pm
by lasthunter
granted.....they now make you stand up and describe in detail the human reproductive system and how it work..... :twisted:

i wish for a sponge.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:02 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, it's Spongebob. He now lives with you forever.

I wish for a warmer weather.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:04 pm
by lasthunter
granted....your teacher then makes you describe global warming..... :lol:

i wish for a faulty sink that sprays me in the face! :D

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:40 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, it's spraying urine in your face.

I wish for a freeze gun.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:47 pm
by Argent
Granted. You pull the trigger, and it freezes.

I wish for a pint of Illudium Phosdex, the Shaving Cream Atom.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:16 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But you can't have the tiny razor that goes with it.

I wish for a pound of Thiotimoline.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:56 pm
by Mickey the Luxray
Granted; you get a pound's worth of thiotimoline.

I wish that my first car is the real Raggio.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:29 am
by lasthunter
granted but it turns out to be faulty.....

i wish for a cup of coffee....

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:56 am
by ShadowLightning
Granted; it's cold.

I wish for a drawing tablet!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:31 am
by lasthunter
ShadowLightning wrote:Granted; it's cold.
YAY!!!! i only drink iced coffee.

granted you get a cardboard box to draw on...

i wish for a store.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:39 am
by Argent
Granted. It's in Second Life.

I wish for the 3d cyberspace of the past.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:56 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, you're stuck in the 3D cyberspace.

I wish smoking was banned.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:11 pm
by Argent
Granted. You need a background check to have a barbecue.

I wish you needed a background check to get a big bass speaker in your car.

(I'm sorry, sir, you can't get this speaker until you spend 30 hours community service listening to Bach)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:11 pm
by yehoshua
Granted, you need to spend 30 hours in your car with bad music on.

EDIT : woops

I wish for cinnamon rolls

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:44 pm
by Argent
I don't have any bad music and you haven't made a wish.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:25 pm
by VEB152
You get me talking to you for the whole day non-stop for not wishing anyting as well.

And now when I've finished torturing Argent, I wish for some ice-cream. Please!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:20 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, it melted.

I wish the semester was over already.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:45 pm
by Argent
Granted, but the wish takes you to the end of time...

I cannot convey the sense of abominable desolation that hung over the world. The red eastern sky, the northward blackness, the salt Dead Sea, the stony beach crawling with these foul, slow-stirring monsters, the uniform poisonous-looking green of the lichenous plants, the thin air that hurts one's lungs; all contributed to an appalling effect. I moved on a hundred years, and there was the same red sun--a little larger, a little duller--the same dying sea, the same chill air, and the same crowd of earthy crustacea creeping in and out among the green weed and the red rocks. And in the westward sky I saw a curved pale line like a vast new moon.

I wish for a Hogwarts Time-Turner.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:09 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, it get's stolen.

I wish Kansas had a big convention like Comic Con, Anime Expo, Rooster Teeth Expo, etc.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:23 pm
by VEB152
Granted, but they all take place at the same day in the same city, causing the traffic around it to stop completely.

I wish there was more space between the rows of seats on the airplanes.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:30 pm
by RioluNation
There actually are planes that have that.
Anyway, granted. You get a massive airplane that has only 10 rows.

I wish for better food service.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:51 pm
by Argent
Granted, you are cooked and served impeccably.

I wish for new Twilight Zone episodes.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:39 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted but they're filled with sparkly vampires.

I wish for a "Get out of Exams Free" card.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:19 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, you failed school.

I wish I had something's to wish for.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:22 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But your wish wont come true.

I wish cartoon physics applied to the real world.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:41 am
by Render
Granted, but you get smashed by the moon, because somebody found it funny to pull it down with a string.

I wish that Farrokh Bulsara would still be alive and singing.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:53 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But he now sounds like a goat.

I wish that the episodes of my favourite American shows would be released here in Australia more quickly.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:55 am
by RioluNation
Granted, you have to go to a hotel and watch them.

I wish Cartoon Network showed better cartoons.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:06 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But now every channel only shows cartoons.

I wish I was a famous novellist/writer.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:36 am
by RioluNation
Granted, they hate you.

I wish I could read the my dog's mind.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:25 pm
by thrasherblades
Granted. Dog: <<Note to self: Fridge raid at 10pm tonight>>

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:31 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, she's also dating other guys.

I wish I had my sweater with me.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:19 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted but a cat has ripped it to shreds.

I wish I had a cat.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:12 pm
by GeckoZY
You get a lion... it eats you.

I wish I had the power to control the rate of flow of time.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:36 pm
by Argent
Granted. It's called sleep.

I wish everyone in the house had the same sleep schedule.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:51 pm
by ~\Rook/~
Granted, you all have Insomnia.

I wish I had better time-keeping skills.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:12 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, you got distracted and you let time slip away.

I wish I had the guts to ask a girl out.