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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:18 pm
by 0404
you get a ball of foot dripping blood.
I wish for 10 cents

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:19 pm
by ~\Rook/~
Granted, But you must pay back the 10 cents within a week with a 50% loan interest per day.

I wish everyone would get along.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:22 pm
by Rhyzer
Granted, until the trouble-maker of the group came and crashed the party.
I wish I had nickel for every time someone says, "I wish."

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:27 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
you get crushed by all the nickels

I wish I were in shape.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:30 pm
by JeffCvt
Granted: You are now the shape of a square.

I wish I could fly.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:53 pm
by MapleRatty
Granted, but your wings have a mind of their own and are flying toward the sun.

I wish I could see ghosts.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:52 am
by 0404
you become a cat, now you can see ghosts floating around.
I wish I can speak cat

~\Rook/~ wrote:Granted, But you must pay back the 10 cents within a week with a 50% loan interest per day.
here's your ten cents sir

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:35 pm
by ~\Rook/~
You can now speak cat, but no longer have the ability to speak any other language or learn it.

I wish I had all the latest games and updates.
texascat018 wrote:
~\Rook/~ wrote:Granted, But you must pay back the 10 cents within a week with a 50% loan interest per day.
here's your ten cents sir
I shoulda been more specific.. *sigh*

not per day, per minute(sp?). You owe me $10.000 on the loan interest!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:44 pm
by Zukio
You get all the updates and games, but you are banned from playing a game ever again. Have fun knowing what you can never play.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:47 pm
by Wanderer
There are now infinite hours in a day. You do not know exactly when you should sleep or when to rest, so everyone lives by an arbitrary schedule. Everyone dies before they see the end of a day.

I wish that I know everything.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:34 pm
by MapleRatty
You go mad from the knowledge

I wish I could spawn pomengranats

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:21 pm
by KogaShinigami
Weird, but granted. You are now a pomengranate tree and are now no longer able to move, speak, or live out you daily life and have lost all your human thoughts. Thus, making you a tree completely.

I wish I was the Egyptian god of Mummification, Anubis, with all his god-like powers, followers, control over others thoughts, feelings and emotions and was playing the "Game" with Kitsune, Dragon, and Pete.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:00 pm
by yehoshua
Granted, you now don't exist.

I wish I could finish school faster.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:54 pm
by KogaShinigami
Done. Time has pasts over you at an accelerated rate, however this continues reducing your life to seconds.

I wish I was better writer. :lol:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:32 pm
by yehoshua
You get an eternal writer's block.

I wish walls could talk.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:08 pm
by KogaShinigami
Done. You are driven insane by the never ending complaining of the walls about how they can't move or eat. Over time, everyone would be driven insane as well, creating a never ending cycle of insanity.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:57 am
by Khasimir
Granted! Altho' it isn't exactly for anything you'd really want....

I wish for a sandwich to give to a hobo.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:40 am
by copper
The sandwich makes the hobo sick and he sues you, taking quite a chunk of your family's earnings.

I wish I could play on a Stradivarius.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:52 am
by RockstarRaccoon
You find one in a shop, and get to play it. It's great! You have tons of fun, until, suddenly, in a fit of clumsiness and stupidity, you break it. You break it so badly that it becomes splinters in your hand. Then the shop owner says "you break it, you buy it!" and you lose all your money on a broken violin and feel really stupid about it.

I wish people would post in the RP section more, so I didn't have to wait days and days to continue playing my crazy characters...

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:12 pm
by Khasimir
RockstarRaccoon wrote:I wish people would post in the RP section more, so I didn't have to wait days and days to continue playing my crazy characters...
Granted; all the main RP threads are now irreversably derailed with OOC spam.

I wish to suffer no more forever.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:30 pm
by RockstarRaccoon
You meet Dr Loboto from psychonauts. He causes you to sneeze out your brain for use in a brain-tank.
NEXT!

I wish I could get more work done... >!>;;

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:43 pm
by Oblivious Adobo
you get more work done, but you didn't get it done properly, so now you have to start over.

I wish I could do a falcon punch.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:33 pm
by ~\Rook/~
Granted, but You falcon punch yourself.

I wish I could drive

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:15 pm
by Seth
you can drive but only in reverse.
I wish I had a mansion

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:50 pm
by Dissension
Well, you have a mansion, all right; the term "palace" might be more fitting. You also have all associated expenses, of course: insurance, taxes, utilities (natural gas, electricity, water, telephone, television, et cetera), and the salary of any employees you elect to hire to keep things running smoothly, such as cleaning staff, gardeners, kitchen staff, maintenance workers, personal staff (butler and/or valet), and security personnel.

I wish people didn't vilify the wealthy. = P

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:41 am
by Zukio
People no longer vilify them, instead they glorify the wealthy, even pushing to move governments to fascism.
I wish to be able to live in one of the first space colonies.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:28 pm
by RockstarRaccoon
You are selected to live in a terraforming colony on the distant planet LV-426. As the colony mines deeper into the planet for resources, they unearth an ancient nest of eggs, unleashing a race of parasitic larvae which grows into the perfect killing machine. In space, no one can hear you scream, and you'll be screaming for a looong time...

There are some places in this universe you don't go alone.
Oblivious Adobo wrote:you get more work done, but you didn't get it done properly, so now you have to start over.
Well then, I wish I could get the work done PROPERLY!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:33 pm
by Oblivious Adobo
You get the work done properly, but apparently the people you work for and/or with don't know how it's suppose to be done, so you never get credit for a job well done.

I wish I had some pumpkin pie.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:18 pm
by SirSlappy
You get a pumpkin pie but it stays forever out of your reach, taunting you.

I wish I could travel through time.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:49 pm
by 0404
you create an alternative time line that is ruled by dictator
I wish I can swim really fast

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:54 pm
by Arjay
you begin to swim fast, faster then anyone has ever swum before! however, you can't shake this weird sinking feeling... Before you know it, you are hundreds of feet below the surface, and the darkness presses in on you. bubbles flood from your mouth, and you black out.

I wish i could actually sleep for once.
crud i can already think of what could go wrong :oops:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:22 am
by ~\Rook/~
Granted, You are now sleeping forever (A long time!)

I wish I was a famous Musican.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 10:05 am
by yehoshua
Now everyone who doesn't like you hates your guts and makes up false rumors about you. Also you have terrible haircuts.

I wish apples didn't try to squish my cat.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 12:12 pm
by Zukio
It's oranges instead now.
I wish that it would snow where I live.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:34 pm
by 0404
Granted, Image
you are snowed in
I wish this place is moderately hot.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:40 am
by Arjay
(based on the assumption you mean your hometown)

granted, but, as the snow melts, all that gave your town charm and culture melts with it, and the town is slowly abandoned.
I wish Christmas was in July, so it wouldn't interfere with Thanksgiving anymore :x

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:17 am
by 0404
Granted Now Thanks giving interfears with 4th of July. Now you have to eat turky while watching fire works. Wait.. thats kinda awesome thing.
I wish my cat was more snugglier

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:12 pm
by SirSlappy
Granted, now your cat is so snugly you can do nothing but stoke them in a hypnotic daze. This happens with everyone it encounters until eventually the whole of Canada is captivated by its snuggelyness, leading it rule the land with an iron paw.

I wish I was less clumsy.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:08 am
by yehoshua
Suddenly gravity does not affect you, leaving you to float aimlessly and appear just as clumsy as before.
I wish my hands weren't so sweaty.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:14 pm
by Onlythebassist
Granted - but now your hands are frozen in two blocks of ice

I wish that I wasn't so tired