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Granted. Your internet faster than anyone can use it, making it unusable.

I wish for balance in your life.

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Granted, you have to do a balancing act 24/7

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Granted. You had no wish.

I wish it would stop raining.

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Granted, it’s now snowing.

I wish I had a bigger tool shed.

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Granted. Your home is now a tool shed, and your tool shed is your new home.

I wish my cats would snuggle more

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granted, they inadvertently suffocate you in your sleep as a result

i wish people would get a clue and realize i don't want to be in "customer service mode" on my down time. There's a limit to how long i can fake not being a [slang term for female canine].

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Granted. They now expect you to lash out at absolutely everything.

I wish Weston had a new stove.

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granted, but it is evil and psychopathic

I wish that the Thanos Core would GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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Granted. In its replacement you get a THANOS CAR

I wish I had the ability to control time

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Granted, however it's purely subconscious and tied to your perception of it. so now days that feel like they're dragging on forever actually do drag on forever, stuff that feels like it's over too fast goes even faster, and may the almighty groundhog have mercy on you if you ever feel like a day is stuck on repeat.

I wish TUBM was permanently and irreversibly turned into a mongoose.

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Granted. I assemble a mongoose army and attack!

I wish they would make a new Star Trek show that's actually good

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Granted. Despite how good it is, it is deemed a complete and utter failure and discontinued after the third episode.

I wish Buster was living in a mansion.

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Granted, but as soon as the front door unlocks the entire galaxy goes poof
I wish .hack quarantine wasn't so gosh darn diddly dang expensive.

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Granted. You get the game at a reasonable price but when it arrives it's just a piece of paper with the box art

I wish to transcend the limits of time and space

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Granted, you get trapped in the quantum realm. only you dont have an ugly-van shaped deus ex machina get you back out later.

I wish Scott Lang got killed off instead of characters i liked.

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Granted, but all the characters you like have started to act in ways that will cause you to loathe them.

I wish that more people would read the Dairy of a Wimpy Kid series.

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Granted. All other literature no longer exists.

I wish my phone's battery lasted longer.

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Granted. your average battery life has been increased by 3.28μs, and it's charge time to 100% has increased by 18h.

i wish for Nathan to be a living pokemon plushie.

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Granted. I cannot corrupt this wish because I want this too.

I wish I wasn't a picky eater

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Granted, but due to your lack of picky eating, you eat poisoned saurkraut.

I wish I would remember things.

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granted, you can immediately and accurately recall several trilion factoids of meaningless trivia that will never be useful for anything ever, the complete scripts of every soap opera episode produced before 1997 regardlessof show, and have for whatever reason memorized the hair folicle arangement of brad pit's head.

I kinda wish //Infection had been an anime sequel series to //Sign instead of a game.

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Granted, but all the actors in all languages (except ancient Greek) are parakeets, and no, there are not any subtitles.
Edit: I wish I would remember to wish

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Granted. You remember to wish but you forget how to do it.

I wish I had a GoPro and a tripod.

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Granted, but they're broken.

I wish for world peace.

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Granted. We are finally unified as we face an unstoppable alien conqueror from space

I wish I had a starship in real life

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Granted. How are you at fixing damaged Warp cores? cause you've got about two minutes to fix this one.

I wish this wish were more creative.

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Granted. You now get to try to figure out the logic of the next wish.

I wish that wishing was less complicated than picking up a stick but more complicated than rocket science

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granted, but you created a complication black hole
I wish for air

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Granted. You get one molecule of oxygen.

I wish my favorite artist would make some more music

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Granted, but now they’ve decided that their music will be entirely didgeridoo and accordion based.

I wish Movie studios were more creative with the movies they release.

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Granted. All movie production rights are given to children, to remove any possible executive bias.

I wish phones weren't so expensive

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Granted. Every phone in the entire world costs only $1.00 USD, but the batteries are such a piece of crap that they die the second you turn the phone on... when the battery's fully charged... making the ****ing phone unusable. Good job.

I wish that the FCC would undo the 1997 mandate that effectively killed Saturday morning programming.

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Fine, but everything's now censor-barred anyways.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without having to worry about the calories.

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Granted, you're turned into an industrial metalchipper. that thing can 'eat' anything.

i wish for free wifi everywhere, with decent speed.

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Granted. You may now limitless access to the dark web.

I wish my hair looked better.

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granted. the style is exactly the same but you now have naturally purple hair... somehow. (What? I think it looks better.)

i wish the wifi from the previous wish worked on netflix.

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Granted, but it's bandwidth-limited and it slows down like crazy once you've used over a kilobyte of data.

I wish I could even.

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Granted, but if there are any odd numbers in anything you do… have fun being a black hole
I wish Shirt Guy Dom comics didn't exist (if you don't know what I am talking about, just go to the megatokyo website and find out for your self.)

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