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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:38 pm
by lasthunter
granted.....but now the good songs are stupid....
i wish for baby duck.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:55 pm
by Render
Granted. It is continuously doing its business on your carpets.
I whis for nobody calling me tomorrow.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:14 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, you called them.
I wish the weekend was here already.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:17 pm
by lasthunter
granted.....you still had to work.
wish ok
i wish for a clock!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:22 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted but it's the type used in computers to monitor their function and run logic chips.
I wish for someone to comment after me on this thread.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:05 am
by ~\Rook/~
Granted. But you forced me.. >:(
I wish my brother would stop telling me when I'm doing somthing wrong!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:10 am
by Render
Granted, now it is done by random strangers telling you that you are doing something wrong every 15 minutes.
I wish for somebody doing my dishes. And I wish that it will not be Justin Bieber and/or his fans, as they are still standing twice outside the house and washing my car.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:29 am
by VEB152
Granted, a random stranger comes into your house each time you need to wash the dishes, and each one takes some valuables with him/her
I wish for something interesting to read.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:28 am
by lasthunter
granted....you get the all about Justin bieber book......
i wish for a life sized statue of a battle mech.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:00 am
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But it's in a DIY kit so you have to make it yourself.
I wish for something to quench my thirst.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:18 am
by Argent
FIREHOSE!
I wish they'd hurry up and fix that cable cut in Egypt.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:21 am
by lasthunter
granted.......oh whats this? another cable break....sorry
i wish for a mini peach.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:56 pm
by Render
Granted. It is about 80 µm 'big'. Have fun searching it.
I wish for a gold ingot.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:57 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, it's a raisin peach.
I wish I had every Pokemon games.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:20 pm
by lasthunter
granted: but they never work.
i wish for a toxic wast dump!!!!!!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:24 pm
by Argent
Granted, it's a
toxic spell dump. And someone just delivered a pallet of worn out flying carpets. It's stuck to the ceiling.
I wish for a Virtuous Reality helmet.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:27 pm
by lasthunter
granted.......but how do you know if this is the real world.....and if you take it off it might just be part of the simulation.....
i wish for a tooth.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:28 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, it poisons you...somehow....
I wish for an immunity.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:30 pm
by lasthunter
granted.....but your immune system starts to attack your own cells....
i wish for a jalapeno on a stick!!!!!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:33 pm
by Argent
Granted, you get a jalapeno, a habanero, a bhut jolokia, and a jamaican scorpion pepper.
I wish for a babel fish.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:36 pm
by lasthunter
granted......it only translates wortish.(halo reference)
i wish for a cold!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:40 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. You find youself in Antarctica. Remember to send a postcard!
I wish to be able to sing like a lark!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:48 pm
by Argent
Granted, you have an avian larynx and a beak and have to learn to talk all over again.
I wish for a power ring.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:28 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. It sends 10000V straight into your finger.
I wish to go skydiving!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:34 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, you dived to your death.
I wish China would help US to find a way to stop North Korea from nuclear threats.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:46 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But they destroy the world with nuclear arms instead of Korea doing it.
I wish I could find my awesome pen I lost last night.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:06 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, it's out of ink.
I wish I the day didn't go by so fast.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:17 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But you now live on Venus where the day lasts 116days 18hours in Earth time.
I wish my computer battery would last longer.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:19 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, it's now self aware and decides to attack you.
I wish we could sleep with Anthros
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:17 pm
by lasthunter
(sighs) why did i get stuck with this wish? oh well
you get to sleep with them all right........can anyone say military boot camp!
i wish for RioluNation to fall off of a cliff and go splat.( i wonder what's going to go wrong)
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:21 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, I live.
I wish the people that I hated in the past never existed.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:25 pm
by lasthunter
granted: the terminator is sent back in time to kill you.....(target RioluNation confirmed, termination in progress.)
i wish for pizza
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:50 pm
by Hlaoroo
Granted. But it's a rubber pizza squeaky toy.
I wish for the ability to weild magic.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:07 am
by Argent
Granted. It's really heavy, though, so all you can lift is a light wand. And it's not as bright as a flashlight.
I wish it was Saturday.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:40 am
by lasthunter
granted: it is now Saturday 12:00 pm........it is now Sunday 1:00 pm.
i wish for a steel rod.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:05 am
by Argent
You break your leg and they need to install one to fix it. gosh that was easy.
I wish for black pudding and hash.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:29 am
by lasthunter
granted but the "black pudding" is in reality sludge and your "hash" is garbage.
i wish for world war CXVII
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:59 am
by Render
Granted, but you have to wait, because they are still numbered in the correct order.
I still wish for a gold ingot.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:15 am
by RioluNation
Granted. You just get gold.
I wish there were less jerks on this planet.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:24 am
by Render
Granted, they are now all on the moon messing up our stable gravitational system.
I wish that nobody would make any more your-mother-jokes. They are not funny at all.