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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:41 am
by MrNeonShot
Drake wrote:Granted. but in one month it grows to be as big as you.
BEST WISH EVER!
*is glomped by my massive puppy*
GeckoZY wrote:You can't un-hear them and hear their (every creatures') random ramblings daily.
I wish everything is a bit cooler.
Everything becomes ice, and the song "Let it go" is on constant replay.
I wish I had an oculus rift.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:05 am
by herobrineharry
THANK GOD THIS IS BACK
Granted, it is a rift to Ryleh, and Cthulhu flays your mind.
I wish for a pug to appear in Housepets.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:15 am
by Jacey
Granted, but the pug becomes a one shot character. Kind of like those guys in star trek with the red shirts.
I wish for a new car.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:28 pm
by Deske
Granted, you get a mangled old mess of parts.
Well...It was new to you
I wish for a cloudy day
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:38 pm
by hypernovatic
Granted, but acid rain starts pouring down.
I wish for a cat.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 3:20 pm
by MrNeonShot
Granted, but its not the furry friend your looking for. Its a construction equipment, and you currently don't have a use for a bulldozer.
I wish for a broken dome
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:37 pm
by RatHead
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:39 pm
by Saturn381
Granted, but he's a zombie now.
I wish I could meet Peanut.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:46 pm
by RatHead
Saturn381 wrote:Granted, but he's a zombie now.
undead Robin telling zombie jokes? OKAY!! that's AWESOME XDDD *sits down to watch him rant*
Granted, but the peanut is then made into peanutbutter and eaten by Joel (not King, Joel)
I wish my mom wouldn't watch HGTV and those english/british shows so dan much
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:13 pm
by Jacey
Granted. But now the only channels that work are the weather channel and TLC.
I wish to be able to pass any test.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:18 pm
by Deske
You pass with the lowest possible grade, it helps you not at all.
I wish I could could play the saxophone
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:05 pm
by herobrineharry
Granted, your music is so terrible New Orleans becomes sentient and kills you.
I wish for SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:20 pm
by MrNeonShot
[____________________________]
Is this enough space?
I wish for a betty boop movie!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:21 pm
by Jacey
Granted. But its not very good. In fact its the first movie no one will even give a star to.
I wish the neighbors upstairs could control their kids.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:25 pm
by MrNeonShot
Granted, but they use the children to rob your house under the guise of being girl scouts.
I wish I was a woman!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:21 pm
by Jacey
Granted, but your hair will always be a mess.
I wish for a new computer desk
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:42 am
by MrNeonShot
Granted. You get a desk made out of broken laptops.
I wish to be a lamp!
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:09 am
by Deske
You're not the brightest lamp...
I wish I could do the thing where you could enter video games
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:52 am
by Jacey
Granted. But the villain is a terrible CGI version of your self. (all plastic and soulless).
I wish to be a dragon
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:04 am
by GeckoZY
Granted. You are now a Komodo Dragon.
I wish I have a source of infinite information.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:51 am
by MrNeonShot
Granted, but the information floods your brain, filling and filling until you turn into a grunt birthday party.
I wish for a pumpkin
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:23 pm
by Deske
Granted but the Great Pumpkin never comes around.
I wish for more rain
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:21 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
Granted, but it rains so much that you end up drowning.
I wish I still had a swimming pool
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:34 pm
by RatHead
granted, but the Miltons then buy it off of you and fill it with jello
I wish for all my debts and such to be paid off so i could pay for commisionz
MrNeonShot wrote:Granted. You get a desk made out of broken laptops.
That gave me an awesome idea... I think i'll go see if there are any computer junkyards near me
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:40 pm
by Jacey
Granted. But you can only afford to commission artists you don't like.
I wish for a soda
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:42 pm
by RatHead
Drake wrote:Granted. But you can only afford to commission artists you don't like.
... ohboy...
granted, but it is a soda made entirely of sugar, caffine, and diabeetus
I wish to watch the results as you drink this
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 11:51 pm
by Jacey
Isn't that what most soda is?
Granted. but you have to watch through a really poor quality, grainy camera.
I wish for a kitty
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 7:30 am
by Render
Granted, but it's full of fleas that get into your fur and bite you.
I wish for more coffee.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:06 am
by Jacey
Granted, but its coffee flavored tea
I wish I didn't buy coffee flavored tea
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 12:26 pm
by Kyuunado
Granted, Its tea flavored coffee instead.
I wish I had something productive to do.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2014 4:26 pm
by RatHead
Granted, you now are forced to copy the worlds larges and most comprehensive dictionary... by hand... twice...
I wish to for stuffs
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:30 am
by Jacey
Granted. you get 5 tons of stuffing.
I wish for more water
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:31 am
by Render
Granted. It's raining cats and dogs and your roof is leaking.
I wish for free refills always and everywhere.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 5:00 pm
by herobrineharry
Granted, an endless supply of Fluoroantimonic acid flows from your cup.
I wish for more video games.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:11 pm
by Jacey
Granted, but its only call of duty and battlefield clones.
I wish for a bike that won't get flats
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:34 pm
by Render
Granted, you get some of the Atari 2600 cartridges E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial that have been found in a New Mexico desert after they have been dumped there by Atari more than 30 years ago.
I wish for normal ice cubes, made of normal water, in normal sizes and I also don't want so many that I am buried under them, or the rooms are full of them, or the house is covered, etc...
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:36 pm
by RatHead
You get self-multiplying and exploding ice cubes that, well, self multiply and explode randomly! Have fun with that!
I wish for a not-so-hypocritical father
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:27 am
by Douglas Collier
Granted: Your father is no longer hypocritical, but you now are and he calls you out on it all the time.
I wish for good, wholesome peace and happiness everywhere and for everyone.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:41 pm
by herobrineharry
Granted, humanity breeds so much that we all die of famine, global warming, plague, and aliens.
I wish for humans to behave more rationally.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:52 pm
by Douglas Collier
Granted: Animals become less rational and kill everyone.
Alternatively: Rick decides to make Housepets! pay-to-read so he can make more money. Which is worse? You decide.
I wish that Pete would lose the game and King would take his place as a demigod.