BEST WISH EVER!
*is glomped by my massive puppy*


Everything becomes ice, and the song "Let it go" is on constant replay.

I wish I had an oculus rift.

THANK GOD THIS IS BACK
Granted, it is a rift to Ryleh, and Cthulhu flays your mind.

I wish for a pug to appear in Housepets.

Granted, but the pug becomes a one shot character. Kind of like those guys in star trek with the red shirts.

I wish for a new car.

Granted, you get a mangled old mess of parts.
Well...It was new to you

I wish for a cloudy day

Granted, but acid rain starts pouring down.

I wish for a cat.

Granted, but its not the furry friend your looking for. Its a construction equipment, and you currently don't have a use for a bulldozer.

I wish for a broken dome

You get one, and get trapped under the rubble when it falls

I wish Robin Williams was still alive

Granted, but he's a zombie now.

I wish I could meet Peanut.

undead Robin telling zombie jokes? OKAY!! that's AWESOME XDDD *sits down to watch him rant*

Granted, but the peanut is then made into peanutbutter and eaten by Joel (not King, Joel)

I wish my mom wouldn't watch HGTV and those english/british shows so dan much

Granted. But now the only channels that work are the weather channel and TLC.

I wish to be able to pass any test.

You pass with the lowest possible grade, it helps you not at all.

I wish I could could play the saxophone

Granted, your music is so terrible New Orleans becomes sentient and kills you.

I wish for SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[____________________________]
Is this enough space?

I wish for a betty boop movie!

Granted. But its not very good. In fact its the first movie no one will even give a star to.

I wish the neighbors upstairs could control their kids.

Granted, but they use the children to rob your house under the guise of being girl scouts.

I wish I was a woman!

Granted, but your hair will always be a mess.

I wish for a new computer desk

Granted. You get a desk made out of broken laptops.

I wish to be a lamp!

You're not the brightest lamp...

I wish I could do the thing where you could enter video games

Granted. But the villain is a terrible CGI version of your self. (all plastic and soulless).

I wish to be a dragon

Granted. You are now a Komodo Dragon.

I wish I have a source of infinite information.

Granted, but the information floods your brain, filling and filling until you turn into a grunt birthday party.

I wish for a pumpkin

Granted but the Great Pumpkin never comes around.

I wish for more rain

Granted, but it rains so much that you end up drowning.

I wish I still had a swimming pool

granted, but the Miltons then buy it off of you and fill it with jello


I wish for all my debts and such to be paid off so i could pay for commisionz


That gave me an awesome idea... I think i'll go see if there are any computer junkyards near me

Granted. But you can only afford to commission artists you don't like.

I wish for a soda

... ohboy...


granted, but it is a soda made entirely of sugar, caffine, and diabeetus

I wish to watch the results as you drink this

Isn't that what most soda is?
Granted. but you have to watch through a really poor quality, grainy camera.

I wish for a kitty

Granted, but its coffee flavored tea

I wish I didn't buy coffee flavored tea

Granted, Its tea flavored coffee instead.
I wish I had something productive to do.

Granted, you now are forced to copy the worlds larges and most comprehensive dictionary... by hand... twice...

I wish to for stuffs

Granted. you get 5 tons of stuffing.

I wish for more water

Granted, an endless supply of Fluoroantimonic acid flows from your cup.

I wish for more video games.

Granted, but its only call of duty and battlefield clones.

I wish for a bike that won't get flats

You get self-multiplying and exploding ice cubes that, well, self multiply and explode randomly! Have fun with that!

I wish for a not-so-hypocritical father

Granted: Your father is no longer hypocritical, but you now are and he calls you out on it all the time.

I wish for good, wholesome peace and happiness everywhere and for everyone.

Granted, humanity breeds so much that we all die of famine, global warming, plague, and aliens.

I wish for humans to behave more rationally.

Granted: Animals become less rational and kill everyone.
Alternatively: Rick decides to make Housepets! pay-to-read so he can make more money. Which is worse? You decide.

I wish that Pete would lose the game and King would take his place as a demigod.