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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:07 am
by Arjay
granted, but now people refuse to speak to you.
I wish the movie "Aliens" was non-fiction!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:53 am
by RioluNation
(Wow, you're fast) Anyway....Granted, but it's actually fiction.

I wish we were all represented as Anime characters.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:40 am
by Arjay
granted, but through inconceivable events the change somehow triggers a thermonuclear apocalypse, and all that is left of our civilization is skulls with x shaped eyes X.X
I wish more people would log into the forum and post, it gets very quiet here :c

(as a side note i never left the forum in the first place so i was already online when he posted :p)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:09 am
by darkwolf225
granted but everyone starts arguing over call of duty and halo.
I wish I could travel into any movie i chose.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:05 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but one character from each movie you traveled to, follows you and causes mass chaos to other movies and it's all you're fault.

I wish everyone had a universal console.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:41 am
by Gray
granted, but you won't be able to afford yours.

I wish I didn't have such an susceptible heart

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:11 pm
by darkwolf225
granted your heart is now replaced with a potato
I wish I had bioshock infinite

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:20 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but you got a fake copy.

I wish I had a mongoose (vehicle in Halo 4).

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:29 pm
by Duster
Granted but the mongoose also comes with some flood spores, good luck trying to save the world!

I wish I had unlimited free air travel so I can do some exploring.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:16 am
by RioluNation
Granted, but now that you've traveled all over the world, you have no where else to go.

I wish I had a decent girlfriend.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:52 pm
by Onlythebassist
You now do, but she's on the other side of the world

I wish I had seen Nirvana live

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:03 pm
by RioluNation
Onlythebassist wrote:You now do, but she's on the other side of the world.
I guess that's half corrupted.

Now for yours: Granted, but you didn't have enough money, so you saw it on TV instead.

I wish I could meet everyone from 343 Industries.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:35 pm
by ~\Rook/~
Granted, but they didn't acknowlage that you were there at all

I wish there were more girl gamers.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:30 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but they all ran away because you scared them off.

I wish I had all the inside info for the New Pokemon being released in October.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:42 am
by Duster
Granted but the company goes bankrupt and you never get to play the game.

I wish 343 studios would do a Halo 2 /(ODST) remake that is even better than the original game.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:22 am
by RioluNation
Granted, but it has WAY too many bugs/viruses.

I wish I was the smartest kid on earth.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:04 pm
by darkwolf225
granted but every one smarter than you dies
I wish I had better drawing skills

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:07 pm
by Duster
Granted but you incidentally go blind. You can never enjoy art again!!

I wish I could have a fun job.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:56 am
by RioluNation
Granted, but it was boring anyway.

I wish my fraternity would just kick out my roommate already.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:05 pm
by darkwolf225
granted but you get kicked out to
I wish I could meet that one special person.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:05 pm
by lasthunter
granted: you baby sit a kid with ADHD.

i wish for a suit of armor.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:47 pm
by Argent
It's half a size size too small for you to cram yourself in.

I wish I was on board the Escarpment class GCU "Arbitrary".

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:38 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but you got on board with UNSC Infinity.

I wish I could live forever and still look like I'm 21.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:16 pm
by GeckoZY
Granted, but you receive an irreducible life sentence.

I wish I have the fastest internet connection.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:00 pm
by Render
Granted. All you can access is commercial.

I wish for somebody to wash my car.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:10 pm
by lasthunter
granted. but you get justin bieber and his fans to wash it....

i wish for the number 42
(bonus to those who get the reference.) :lol:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:27 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but's not The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

I wish summer was here already.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:34 pm
by lasthunter
granted: but summer ended .03 seconds ago.

i wish i had robot arm.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:36 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but it became self-aware and tried to kill you.

I wish we all lived in a Pokemon world.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:38 pm
by lasthunter
granted: you are now a caterpie.

i wish i could be death for a day.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:59 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but you turned back to normal because you went a killing rampage.

I wish I was immune to drinking too much alcohol.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:01 pm
by lasthunter
oh its on.

granted. alcohol now drinks you!

i wish for a easy button.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:27 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but it's playing "Hard to get".

I wish I could speak every language on earth.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:34 pm
by FritzyBeat
Granted, but you use so much foul language that you are banned from all the forums on the planet.

I wish plungers were a reliable means of transportation.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:48 pm
by ~\Rook/~
Granted, but nobody uses them but you. (Cuz your're weird.. Lol)

I wish I had a dog.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:52 pm
by RioluNation
Granted, but turned out it's a wolf.

I wish wars didn't happen so often.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:23 am
by lasthunter
granted. but now its against the all powerful aline overlords.

i wish for a jar of dirt.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:49 am
by Render
Granted, but it fell down and spilled the dirt on the floor.

I wish for somebody to take away Justin Bieber and his fans.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:59 am
by VEB152
Granted, he is taken away from the stage - and to to your house.
Fans are coming, good luck!

I wish for some tea and crackers

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:13 am
by Argent
You get a visit from a Georgia redneck who tells you all about the Tea Party.

I wish for peace in the middle east.