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Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:21 pm
by Oblivious Adobo
Something I saw on my other forum.

Basically if I make a wish like,
"I want 1 million dollars"

The the next poster will corrupt it by granting it, but with bad consequences.
Like,

"You are crushed to death by the weight of 1 million dollars in pennies."

I wish I could go into the videogames I play.

Edit: someone said this topic already exist, but I didn't see it anywhere, so sorry about that. :|

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:30 pm
by Wanderer
Oh dude we already have a LOT of those. :I Sorry

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:34 pm
by Oblivious Adobo
Ya I searched for it must have a different title or I'm just terrible at searching.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:35 pm
by Dissension
If you think a thread is a duplicate, the best course of action is to report the first post so we know about it.

Having said that, I closed the last of these because people were getting very dark and constantly trying to make their "wishes" incorruptible. Assuming those things can be avoided, I see no problems with this thread. Play away, folks.

The guy above me wrote:Ya I searched for it must have a different title or I'm just terrible at searching.

The others are mostly in the dead thread bed or old enough that it is all right to start a new one.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:40 pm
by Beagle
I wish to see Dissension bringing the thunder. ;)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:05 pm
by Zukio
Diss brings the thunder, but while he uses the thunder lightning strikes you.
I wish that it wasn't so hot outside.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:06 pm
by JeffCvt
Granted. It becomes so cold that everything freezes and shatters upon impact from anything.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:12 pm
by 0404
you get my extra sandvich that is toxicated and then you are sent to emergency room.
I wish I can get a job before this summer ends

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:10 pm
by MapleRatty
you get your job, but your stuck in it for the rest of your life.

I wish I could fly

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:12 pm
by JeffCvt
Wish granted. You fly up. And up. And up. And up. And...

I wish I was in a movie.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:21 pm
by Dissension
Granted. That can be easily arranged. Too bad for you it's a snuff film.

I wish Goforit would come back to the forums.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:01 pm
by Zukio
He does come back to the forum, but he never speaks anymore.
The sad thing is that it might be true, his last login was on the 19th of this month.

I wish I could meet my favorite singer.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:55 pm
by Oblivious Adobo
You meet him/her, but you get mistaken for someone else and get arrested.

I wish cartoons were real.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:51 pm
by Seth
without anything to distract children on the weekends ther are riots in the streets.
I wish for a new car

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:10 pm
by JeffCvt
Granted: The car is new to you, but has actually had 5 previous owners and has recently been totaled in a head on collision with a cement truck. Enjoy :D

I wish I had x-ray vision.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:33 pm
by holmebrian
you get x-ray vision but cannot turn it off and everything you look at melts.

i wish animals could talk.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:34 pm
by Wanderer
They talk but can only manage to make indistinguishable grunts and squeals.
I wish I didn't have so much to do.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:38 pm
by JeffCvt
Granted: You are glued to the couch and cannot do anything so you are not expected to do anything. (Also, the TV is broken. Watching TV means you are doing something)

I wish for a vacation.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:41 pm
by Wanderer
You get a holiday in Cambodia.
I wish to control time.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:11 am
by Zukio
You can make clocks move backward and forward in time, but people and things keep moving due to space not stopping.
I wish for infinite pie!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:32 am
by JeffCvt
Granted: Pi equals 3.14... (Goes on forever at this point)

I wish to be good at sports.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:40 pm
by Onlythebassist
Done! However, like a true sportsperson, you get injured the first time you try out your newfound abilities and are unable to continue

I wish that I had a giant taco :D (what could possibly go wrong?)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:48 pm
by Wanderer
You get a giant taco made with human flesh :twisted:

I wish that nothing will change!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:39 pm
by Zukio
Nothing changes, not even movement, you and the entire universe no longer move and everything is frozen.
I wish I no longer had to deal with technical issues.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:43 pm
by JeffCvt
Granted: All your technical issues have been turned into personal issues.

I wish I had some cake.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:19 pm
by 0404
you get a cake, but the cake is a lie, you get kidnapped by glados and get burn in incinerator with turrets.
I wish I am a pet in housepets universe.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:55 pm
by JeffCvt
Granted: You are now a goldfish.

I wish for a soda.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:08 pm
by 0404
You get a can of beer and you get caught by your parents holding on to can of beer. You are grounded from drinking soda perminantly.
I wish power rangers are gone forever!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:34 am
by MapleRatty
Done, but every Power Rangers fan is out to get you.

I wish I had a battle tank.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 11:50 am
by 0404
done, it turns in to transformer and destroy the world.
I wish I have lots of hats

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:20 pm
by Onlythebassist
texascat018 wrote:done, it turns in to transformer and destroy the world.
I wish I have lots of hats
The Fashion police arrest you on suspicion of third degree upper-garment burglary (stealing hats)

I wish to be taller, like Yao Ming!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptfx ... o1_500.jpg

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:07 pm
by Zukio
You are taller now, but you have Marfan Syndrome and will keep getting taller unless treated.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:37 pm
by TurtleCopter
wish granted, you're now allergic to everything instead.

I wish I had a computer that could run TF2.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:51 pm
by JeffCvt
Granted: Your computer grows legs and can now run on a treadmill for two. (It's the best I could do, alright?)

I wish I had a can of soda.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:24 pm
by Wanderer
You get a jug of water, enjoy!
I wish for omnipotence.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:33 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
you get it, but everyone asks you to do stuff for them. (also, unless that was soda water, that wasn't corrupting his wish, it was giving him something he didn't ask for.)
I wish for MLP:FiM to be real.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:39 pm
by Wanderer
In exchange, the world as we know it is turned into a cartoon.
I wish for eternal wisdom.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:59 pm
by 0404
you learn so much wisdom then Your brain gets bigger and bigger...
I wish for free icecream

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:04 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
it's a horrible flavor.
I wish I could see the Beatles perform.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 3:17 pm
by JeffCvt
Granted: A bunch of beetles climb on the nearest table to you and start dancing.

I wish I had a football.