Corrupt a Wish

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon May 15, 2017 5:23 pm

Granted, everything has been reverted to before the dawn of life on earth. since every moment after that no matter how good it was for some, absolutely sucked for someone else.

I want out of this writers fics. Gravity Falls/They Bleed Pixels crossovers are getting old fast.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:37 am

Granted. You get into some other bad crossovers with Housepets instead.

I wish Serence was in Australia already so we can get married!

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:26 pm

ugh... why do i have to find a way to ruin THAT?! I DON'T WANT TO!

*grumblemutter*

Fine...

*Ahem*

Granted, she's in Australia. Except the word "IN" is very literal. as in underground caves. I hope you like spelunking.

I wish for something less conflicting to mess with next time.

Blockbuster · Post by **Blockbuster** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:17 pm

Granted but you are a blockbuster

i wish blockbuster wasnt dead

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:50 pm

Wish granted, we're forever stuck in 1995
I wish you a merry christmas

Blockbuster · Post by **Blockbuster** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:15 pm

granted.
its september 1st and everybody gets a free rental of the emoji movie

i wish grape would just go to a blockbuster

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:23 pm

Granted, Grape goes to a blockbuster but it's been closed for over a decade

I wish for a time machine

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 5:24 pm

Granted, but it cant correct for planetary position changes or stellar drift when jumping. I hope you brought a space suit.

I wish blocky would stop acting like a fanboy/adbot.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:09 pm

Granted, now everyone acts like him but himself.

I wish for the apocalypse

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:48 pm

Granted. Unfortunately it only affects cats.

I wish I was a meme.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 12:38 am

Granted. You last a week before being lost in the vacuum of the internet.

I wish I didn't have to put up with irritating people at work.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:26 am

Granted, you're fired.

I wish for world peace

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:58 am

Granted, all life is extinct, therefore there's nobody to pick fights.

I wish for fries.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:34 am

Granted, you get deep-fried.
I wish for a better avatar

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:58 pm

Granted.

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I Wish i had a million dollars.

Post by **D-Rock** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:29 pm

Granted, but why would anyone want a million sand dollars?

I wish I was more creative in coming up with messed up wishes.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:34 pm

Granted, you're the most creative person when granting corrupted wishes, but no one plays the game anymore

I wish I didn't always forget to add the second part

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:43 pm

Granted, you fall in a deep black hole where those who didn't request a wish are

I wish I was more active in everything and not just laying in my bed or crying. T_T

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:49 pm

You are now insomniac, irrepressibly intrusive, and so annoying that people feel compelled to restrict you by setting fire to every bedding you own.

I wish I was a better gardener.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:20 pm

Granted. everyone else becomes so inept at gardening that your mediocre skills look significantly better by comparison.

I wish Siri was snarkier and more condescending.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:53 pm

Granted, Siri is now a real woman that doesn't isn't more than 5 feet away from you at any given time.

I wish for something tasty

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:04 pm

Done ... all you need to do is drive off the 10, 000 blue-bottle flies swarming all over the platter.

I wish they'd finish the road repairs on the highway over the bridge.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:55 pm

Wish granted, they declared the road repairs as finished in it's actual state. Have a nice day driving that highway over the bridge

I wish school pressure didn't take me down. And for more school freedom also

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:59 pm

Granted. You're expelled from every school on the planet. now you don't have to worry about school.
you might have to worry about limited employability later though.

I wish RWBY had longer and more frequent episodes.

dusk · Post by **dusk** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:01 pm

Granted. New 1 hour episodes of RBWY are uploaded every day, but have horrendous animation/audio quality.

I wish I had the ability to eat fig newtons without getting sick

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:06 pm

granted. they cause you to involuntarily breath fire instead.

I wish youtube's recommendation system wasn't so dumb. It keeps recommending American News clips and Sports videos for me when my likes, favorites and history are all 100% independent animations. That thing needs to get a clue.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:24 am

Granted .. Except now all the brilliant and exceptional recommendations they present are in languages you can neither read nor understand.

I wish the holiday auto traffic wasn't over populated by people with the driving skills of deranged sea birds.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:38 am

Granted, there's no more holidays.
I wish for something untasty

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:00 am

And so your tongue shriveled up like a dissicated peperoncini and everything tastes like polluted bilge.

I wish I have a private library room for my books.

AlyxVixen · Post by **AlyxVixen** » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:22 pm

Granted. You have a room so private for your books, not even you can get in.

I wish Australia wasn't so far away from South America.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:17 am

Granted. All the oceans disappear and the planet shrinks enough that the continents cover it's entire surface. now it's right next door.
there is unfortunately also a water shortage and gravity has gone nuts due to the change in planetary density.

i wish for that not to cause toomany disasters.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:59 pm

Granted ... But the few disasters that do occur result in massive population casualty, enormous extinction of plant and animal species, and the basis of human diet becomes lichen and scorpions.

I wish for global literacy.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:16 pm

Granted, everyone on earth has such a high education that there are too many engineers, architects and lawyers and too few builders, garbage men, plumbers, drivers, bakers, etc. so society collapses.

I wish y'all a happy day

VoidGaming404 · Post by **VoidGaming404** » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:09 am

Granted, everybody has a happy day... Except for you, your day, is the worst day you ever had!

I wish I had an endless supply of Mtn Dew

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:03 am

Granted, your life is now a meme and you're present in every single parody 1337 montage ever
I wish for diplomatic immunity

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:26 am

Granted. The ascociated job of being a diplomat is required to keep it though, and your first assignment is in a country known for foreigners getting shot.

I wish for safer wishes.

NHWestoN · Post by **NHWestoN** » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:51 am

Granted. And now that the world is dramatically safer, scientists discover that being "bored to death" has become a global threat to all human life.

I wish giraffes lived on all major continents except the poles.

AlyxVixen · Post by **AlyxVixen** » Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:05 pm

Granted. All humans except for those in the arctic and antarctic research bases transform into giraffes,
not sentient ones, just giraffes.

I wish for more coffee.

Not A Furry · Post by **Not A Furry** » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:50 pm

Granted, you suffer a heart attack due to a coffeine overdose

I wish for everyone to be happy

Legotron123 · Post by **Legotron123** » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:46 pm

Everyone’s happy, but they’re all dead inside from the sacrifices they had to make to be happy.

I wish that Gobusters would be adapted into Power Rangers.