Corrupt a Wish
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Here we go "Joel"...
*turns AN88 into a corgi*
I wish I was walking AN88 the corgi.
*turns AN88 into a corgi*
I wish I was walking AN88 the corgi.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.Blog:
https://genstarblog.blogspot.com/
Da bad translations by Render:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/vi ... 99#p772199
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I am a corgi...HUZZAH!
Oh, um...a stray dog comes around and bites you. I would bite, but...I appreciate being a corgi.
I wish to show proper appreciation to tsMKG.
Oh, um...a stray dog comes around and bites you. I would bite, but...I appreciate being a corgi.
I wish to show proper appreciation to tsMKG.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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The wish granter misunderstands the acronym and you play respect to the Indonesian College of Meteorology and Geophysics in Jarkarta.
I wish a certain Quoll would reply to this.
I wish a certain Quoll would reply to this.
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Granted. That certain quoll isn't me though.
Oh wait... Um...
I wish I didn't answer that last question.
Oh wait... Um...
I wish I didn't answer that last question.
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Granted, no one will remember why you now carry this shame. Just that you're deserving of shame.
I wish I wasn't so cynical about the world.
I wish I wasn't so cynical about the world.
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Granted. Now you're so deludedly innocent and optimistic everyone hates being around you.
I wish I wasn't alone...
I wish I wasn't alone...
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Granted. Here is an evil teddy bear to spend your time with.
I wish that I wouldn't have a big project due by Friday.
I wish that I wouldn't have a big project due by Friday.
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Granted. the only one having a great christmas this year is a strange little man in Albuquerque who somehow has "Y'all" for a first name.
Forgot what thread you were in didn'tcha?
I wish Furrball up there were more attentive.
Forgot what thread you were in didn'tcha?
I wish Furrball up there were more attentive.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. He's now a black hole, and you're getting sucked in to die a horrible death.
I wish that all wish granting entities be required to grant wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher.
I wish that all wish granting entities be required to grant wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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Granted, all wish granting entities be required to grant wishes in accordance with the intent of the wisher, on the condition that the wish in question be submitted in triplicate, subjected to a 90-day review process by a recognized international body, written entirely in long form 'legalese', each copy signed by the granter grantee and three witnesses, then buried in the backyard in a manila envelope and nothing else and only submitted for final granting if it is still legible and non-rotted after a period of one calendar year, during the entirety of which the grantee is to preform a ceremonial dance non stop over the site. any deviation from this process will render the wish null and void, solely at the grantee's expense.
I wish for thirty more smilies to be added to the forum.
I wish for thirty more smilies to be added to the forum.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, each one is either completely pointless or incredibly vulgar.
I wish that I felt better about myself.
I wish that I felt better about myself.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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granted, hits with a fry pan
I wish the same
I wish the same
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
https://discord.gg/2Kwwv Housepets Discord link repaired!
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Granted. *unusuallynamedperson gets hit by a fry pan
I wish Politicians couldn't lie.
I wish Politicians couldn't lie.
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Granted, they are now brutally honest, which throws the world into another depression.
I wish that I had a pizza infront of me.
I wish that I had a pizza infront of me.
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Granted, you see it right as it smacks into your face, pan and all.
I wish today were already Friday.
I wish today were already Friday.
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Granted, you're teleported to Scotland (the time is 1:41am Friday as of this posting). Still expected to make it to work in time.
I wish Christmas wasn't so commercialized.
I wish Christmas wasn't so commercialized.
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Granted, now there is no christmas. I hope you're happy you grinch!
I wish this wish is not corrupted
I wish this wish is not corrupted
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Granted. Your wish is not corrupted, just wasted.
I wish everyone on the Housepets Forum and from the Comic lived in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
I wish everyone on the Housepets Forum and from the Comic lived in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
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Granted, everyone is now a civilian in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and get killed by the various baddies.
I wish we had super powers.
I wish we had super powers.
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Granted, you all now have mildly interesting yet completely useless super-human abilities, such as growing nails at will or knowing the exact time it is without a clock
♫ ~~I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year~~ ♫
♫ ~~I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas, I wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year~~ ♫
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Granted, but every other day brings extremly bad luck.
I wish for more cooperation in the world.
I wish for more cooperation in the world.
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Granted. People now cooperate to do evil and wage wars.
I wish 2016 wasn't as bad a year as it has been
I wish 2016 wasn't as bad a year as it has been
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Granted. On it's last days it gets even worth.
I wish for a hamster with natural blue fur.
I wish for a hamster with natural blue fur.
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Granted, it's dead.
I wish humans had fur.... seriously I'm still not a furry, but transhumanist maybe...
I wish humans had fur.... seriously I'm still not a furry, but transhumanist maybe...
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Granted, but it only covers your face.
I wish that we had the technology to act like gods.
I wish that we had the technology to act like gods.
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Granted, but humanity wipes itself out in miliseconds because we could not begin to comprehend the consequences.
I wish it was colder down here..
I wish it was colder down here..
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Granted. The Earth is covered by a global Ice Age.
I wish for Groot.
I wish for Groot.
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Granted you, and roughly 93.362% of the human race now no longer exist due to having made one or more hypocritical comments and or actions at one point in their lives, including the entirety of north america and europe, and most of asia.
...i think there's a couple places in Australia that still exist...
I wish That hadn't been wished for.
...i think there's a couple places in Australia that still exist...
I wish That hadn't been wished for.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted. you are now a cake. Well, except your head, that's now just magically disembodied and stuck to one end of the weird person shaped cake.
I wish to know what the strangest thing you can come up with is.
I wish to know what the strangest thing you can come up with is.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Granted, I tell you and your face melts from the strangeness.
I wish for an underground base. (with blackjack and "you know what")
I wish for an underground base. (with blackjack and "you know what")
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Granted. You're dead and buried, with your friends and family alongside you.
I wish for you <3
I wish for you <3
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Granted, I appear next to you and stab you for killing almost everything I love.
I wish for tickets to an important game.
I wish for tickets to an important game.
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Granted. You have front row seats for the deciding game of the World Series 2016.
I wish for a Dakota DC-3.
I wish for a Dakota DC-3.
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Granted, you receive a Dakota DC-3... that has recently been run through a trash compactor, and is currently a cube occupying the smallest volume it's mass and composition will allow.
I wish to to melt the face of the one who answers this wish.
I wish to to melt the face of the one who answers this wish.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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You do, but you lose everything of monetary value and are forced to live on the streets..
I wish for world peace.Time to see what pops up...
I wish for world peace.Time to see what pops up...
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Granted, All life in the universe is exterminated. it is now very peaceful.
I wish someone would fix the universe. it's lonely...
I wish someone would fix the universe. it's lonely...
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.