Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, it's not cold, just looks awesome and doesn't hang out with you.
I wish I had free time.
I wish I had free time.
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- Serence Frostbite
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granted , you HAD free time , not anymore though
I wish for a bottle of everlasting water , which is always at low temperature !
I wish for a bottle of everlasting water , which is always at low temperature !
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Granted, but the water is poisoned.
I wish there was currently a species of kangaroo native to the U.S.
I wish there was currently a species of kangaroo native to the U.S.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted- Kangaroos have now overthrown the government and the USA is being controlled by the kangaroo population.
I wish to be the luckiest person on Earth.
I wish to be the luckiest person on Earth.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
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Granted, but bad things that should happen to you happen to anyone that's near to you.
I wish to have a dot like this ---> .
I wish to have a dot like this ---> .
A doctor would tell me to cheer up, since I'm a bit depressive. ¿What do I think? I don't need that #&@%, I have been under heavy stress for 5 years, I'M SUPPOSED TO REACT LIKE THIS.
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Granted. Feel free to print this page, cut out the dot and glue it to your nose. Unfortunately that will be the last thing the printer ever prints.
I wish for new fitting and full batteries for my perfectly working flashlight that will continue to work.
I wish for new fitting and full batteries for my perfectly working flashlight that will continue to work.
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Granted, but every time you touch it, you are electrocuted - the flashlight, however, works perfectly.
I wish people would be kinder to animals.
I wish people would be kinder to animals.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, now both animals and people are in Kindergarten
Wish to have some cake
Wish to have some cake
A doctor would tell me to cheer up, since I'm a bit depressive. ¿What do I think? I don't need that #&@%, I have been under heavy stress for 5 years, I'M SUPPOSED TO REACT LIKE THIS.
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"Give him the cake! Give him the cake!" *SPLAT!* Granted.
I wish I could find and keep a job that I like.
I wish I could find and keep a job that I like.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, but your stuck with coworkers you don't like.
I wish for sleep and a dragon to snuggle with.
I wish for sleep and a dragon to snuggle with.
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Granted. You get sleeping pills. And Smaug.
I wish for new shoes!
I wish for new shoes!
"Reality continues to ruin my life." -B. Watterson
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Granted, but they're not your size.
I wish the power cord for my Wacom Cintiq tablet would arrive.
I wish the power cord for my Wacom Cintiq tablet would arrive.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, it arrives but for the wrong version of Cintiq.
I wish for some lemonade
I wish for some lemonade
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The lemonade splashes in your eyes and burns them.
I wish for the ability to animate cartoons.
I wish for the ability to animate cartoons.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted, once you animate one he goes rebel and attacks you, along with other animations animated by it.
I wish nothing.
I wish nothing.
A doctor would tell me to cheer up, since I'm a bit depressive. ¿What do I think? I don't need that #&@%, I have been under heavy stress for 5 years, I'M SUPPOSED TO REACT LIKE THIS.
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Granted - you are thrown into an alternate dimension where nothing exists.
I wish I had a well-mannered housetrained miniature elephant as a pet.
I wish I had a well-mannered housetrained miniature elephant as a pet.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, you get a really nice elefant that is well trained to shower you with cold water every now and then without any warning.
I wish for some snow.
I wish for some snow.
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Some is a vague term, so on universal terms it could be a lot. Your house gets crushed by all of the snow, and you have to move elsewhere. It is expensive.
I wish for my art to improve.
I wish for my art to improve.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted - one of your most obscure previous creations improves slightly.
I wish I wasn't socially awkward.
I wish I wasn't socially awkward.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted - as I don't want to corrupt a wish like this I'll simply leave it like that.
I wish for italic text
I wish for italic text
A doctor would tell me to cheer up, since I'm a bit depressive. ¿What do I think? I don't need that #&@%, I have been under heavy stress for 5 years, I'M SUPPOSED TO REACT LIKE THIS.
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Granted, but it is bold italics
I wish for free bananas
I wish for free bananas
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Granted - a whole troop of monkeys will not stop pelting you with overripe mushy bananas.
I wish for a good breakfast.
I wish for a good breakfast.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Wish granted, you get a good breakfast, but one that's so good you get an immense dopamine high that makes you suffer from a severe breakfast withdrawal.
I wish for tickets to a hip-hop concert.
I wish for tickets to a hip-hop concert.
All your acorns are belong to us.
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Granted. They are a for a concert that was canceled a year ago.
I wish my ears would pop.
I wish my ears would pop.
ɑːk flʌɪt - Posts more nauseating than the Vomit Comet
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Granted, your ears are now balloons, ready for popping.
I wish for a cup of tea in a mug at a reasonable temperature with an appropriate amount of milk and sugar with it and no flying monkeys.
I wish for a cup of tea in a mug at a reasonable temperature with an appropriate amount of milk and sugar with it and no flying monkeys.
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Granted, but there's also a sizeable amount of salt in it.
I wish all books had happy endings.
I wish all books had happy endings.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, there is only one book in the world.
I wish for combustible lemons
I wish for combustible lemons
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Granted - but they only combust when they're in your mouth.
I wish we discovered a cute, friendly, sentient species that we could live peacefully with.
I wish we discovered a cute, friendly, sentient species that we could live peacefully with.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, you are allergic to them.
I wish exams were over already
I wish exams were over already
- Douglas Collier
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Granted - you slept through them and failed your courses.
I wish I had unlimited (legally obtained) money.
I wish I had unlimited (legally obtained) money.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, but the world doesn't work on money anymore, bananas are now the only currency.
I wish for some ice cream
I wish for some ice cream
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Granted, but you have to make it yourself - here's a cow, sugarcane, and a bucket of ice.
I wish people didn't hunt for sport.
I wish people didn't hunt for sport.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, but they hunt you instead!
I wish I hadn't caught a cold today.
I wish I hadn't caught a cold today.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted - you caught it last week and it still hasn't gone away.
I wish I had more stamina.
I wish I had more stamina.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, you cannot bring yourself to stop running though!
I wish I could run further and faster
I wish I could run further and faster
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Granted, but you can only run once per day - if you stop you're done.
I wish I knew more about Sulenxi.
I wish I knew more about Sulenxi.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, you get spammed with daily text messages about them.
I wish I had finished the documentation on Sulenx
I wish I had finished the documentation on Sulenx
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Granted -- what is that? Anyway, you get spammed too.
I wish
I wish
A doctor would tell me to cheer up, since I'm a bit depressive. ¿What do I think? I don't need that #&@%, I have been under heavy stress for 5 years, I'M SUPPOSED TO REACT LIKE THIS.
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Granted but it is backwards.
I wish for some bacon.
I wish for some bacon.
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Your wish is granted in the bacon's worth in actual money, but when you go to the store, you get distracted and buy something else.
I wish to go to the moon, and come back to Earth alive and well.
I wish to go to the moon, and come back to Earth alive and well.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.