Corrupt a Wish

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:38 am

Granted, you get a wish.

I wish I could meet Miles' cubs.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:40 am

Granted, nobody unburies you afterwards.
I wish my brain could run applications like a computer.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:45 am

Granted, but that's the only thing you can think.

I wish I could meet Kevin.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:55 pm

Granted. He tackles you. You are dead.

I wish that all my userbars worked.

Post by **Render** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:08 pm

Granted, but you have to fix that by yourself.

I wish that Minecraft wouldn't crash my PC so often.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:12 pm

Granted, you now have a new PC. But its so big now that you must devote half a room to keep the pc and need a massive cooling system for it.

I wish I could be a better artist.

Post by **Render** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:48 pm

Granted. You get the invitation of a circus and this will be your future:

I wish that I can see you performing.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:19 pm

Granted, you are unable to laugh. Your lungs explode.

I wish to have caught up on HOUSEPETS: THE SERIES

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:27 pm

Render wrote:Granted. You get the invitation of a circus and this will be your future:

I meant drawing but this works.

herobrineharry wrote:Granted, you are unable to laugh. Your lungs explode.

I wish to have caught up on HOUSEPETS: THE SERIES

Granted, but then you will suffer from boredom.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 7:48 pm

For not wishing, you are given endless diarrhea. Out of your mouth. Forever.

I wish that crimson would play correctly.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:44 pm

I knew I forgot something. I would corrupt that wish but I already did.

I wish I could have friends.

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:46 pm

Wish granted but they usually ignore you ;-;

I wish that I could have infinite amounts of chocolate

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:03 am

Granted, but I ate it because my friends ignore me.

I wish I had a gold brick

Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:06 am

granted, but it's thrown at your head

I wish for a good book

Spawtzi · Post by **Spawtzi** » Sun Jun 29, 2014 12:19 am

Wish granted, but every time you turn a page you get papercuts.

I wish that I can cause explosions at will

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:53 pm

Granted, but only on things in direct contact to you.

I wish that people would post more often.

Post by **ArcWolf** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 10:02 pm

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Which we do not tolerate here in the forums.

I wish all the kids in the world had access to free education. [evil handrub of dooooom]

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:47 pm

Granted. but only free stuff is Geometry.

I wish that I had a puppy.

Post by **Render** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:05 pm

Granted, you had a puppy, till Cerberus picked it up.

I wish for a Fish'n'Chips takeway near my place.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:51 pm

Granted.
But they are rarely open. In fact they are only open from 11pm to 12am.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:58 pm

Granted, the cheese contains extremely high doses of cholesterol. You die of a heart attack.

I WISH THAT SOMEONE WOULD RESPOND TO THIS!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:54 am

Granted but you won't be notified when they do.

I wish I could speak flawlessly in any language I wanted.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:57 am

Granted, you speak flawlessly in every languages most unused dialect, nobody understands you

I wish I could breath in any condition

Post by **Render** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:15 am

Granted, breathing out works fine whenever you want. Breathing in is something that you completely need to learn again now.

I wish for a coin of gold.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:28 am

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and disappears as soon as you try to do anything with it.

I wish to grow three feet taller.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:04 am

Granted, but now no one will leave you alone since you are a medical marvel.

I wish to learn how to do magic tricks.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:10 pm

Granted, Everyone bothers you about your mystical powers. As time goes on however everyone forgets about you and not even your magic can save you from the crushing loneliness.

I wish I could conjure puppies

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:41 am

Granted, but you can only conjour them by the millions. The millions inevitably suffocate you to death with puppy love. (not sure if bad or good)

I wish to own a house!

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:59 am

Granted. but its at the bottom of a lake. And its not a cool underwater house. its just sitting there.

I wish I had chocolate.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:00 am

Granted, you now own a haunted house that stinks of rotting cheese.

I wish for an air compressor pump.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:56 pm

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for a Wii that has a working disk drive.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:00 pm

Granted, but you can't find any working controllers.

I wish for a new ring

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:03 pm

Granted, but its a ring of fire.

I wish for a pair of hover pants.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:18 pm

Granted, everytime you put them on you float upside down and fall out of them.

I wish for a better internet connection

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:05 pm

Granted, but you suddenly get the only internet connection in the world. Everyone now piggybacks off of your internet, making it again the slowest internet around.

I wish for a puppy

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:29 pm

Granted. but in one month it grows to be as big as you.

I wish for more time

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:04 am

Granted. Have fun waiting around doing nothing when the universe ends.

I wish for a wolf that I could ride into battle.

Post by **ArcWolf** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:20 am

It's got a limp.

You fall and are crushed by it.

I wish there were an easier way to save money on car insurance.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:44 am

Attention Commander ArcWolf
*===INCOMING SWARM OF IBSURANCE COMPANY WORKERS TRYING TO PURSUADE YOU===*

*sounds of gasping for air*

*that weird noise Dark Souls makes when you die* YOU DIED

Yeah that about sums up the consequences. Suffocation by people trying to give you "the lowest rate"

I wish I could speak to animals so I could tell me dog to stop barking at the neighbor dog.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:47 am

You can't un-hear them and hear their (every creatures') random ramblings daily.

I wish everything is a bit cooler.