Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:38 am

Ha ! my ice world don't have place for you plants anywa-ouch !
Granted , and now you're hunted down by paparazzis , fans and people who want to make money off your singing (come on a singing kitsune , who can miss such a chance ?)
I wish I can cook something decent

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:00 am

Granted. But they are really exotic food that you will never try eating.

I wish I could visit alternate universes.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:02 am

granted , on the way you got caught in the crossfire between 2 strange looking beings and had to pick a side to solve the conflict before you can move on
I wish for snow

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:03 am

Granted, you meet an evil you and the you of the other gender. It is awkward.
I wish I could generalize my work more to make psychology easier.

You get snow but you become a forest fox.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:08 am

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Granted, you meet an evil you and the you of the other gender. It is awkward.

but I'm already evil , sort of , and why must you put such an awkward imagine into my mind ? 0.o

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote: You get snow but you become a forest fox.

evil ! evil I tell you !

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote: I wish I could generalize my work more to make psychology easier.

granted , but now it's too easy that others won't admit it to be actual psychology
I wish for a golden egg

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:20 am

Granted, it hatches and a Phoenix flies away, singeing you fur and ruining your snow fortress.
I wish I could travel easily (like without the need for a visa, passport or anything)

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:23 am

granted , but that also means you don't have a definite destination and forevermore wander the earth
I wish Excalibur was mine

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:33 am

Granted, you don't have the sheath and so are mortal and you can't wield the sword as you are evil (at least you say you are)
I wish I could create life in a manner similar to that of god.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:35 am

granted , cosmic level copyright in coming

I wish I know how to use photoshop (don' you dare laugh at me

)

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:40 am

I know that feel bro

Granted, your a lazy graphic designer who couldn't care less about others.
I wish this forum had an online gaming group.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:49 am

granted , but every group has its' own problem (give me a break it's what I wanted too >_<)
I wish for an unlimited source of materia

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 6:50 am

Granted. But the game glitches so you can't use any of it. But hey, at least you aren't going to run out.

I wish I understood all the gaming/pokemon/anime/manga references on these forums.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 6:54 am

granted , the problem is you understand them all , including the really , really obscure one , so when you make one nobody else understand you
I wish for that mushroom mario eat and grow bigger

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:09 am

Granted, though magic mushrooms are considered illegal Serence
I wish time would hurry upside I can continue reading the story arc (also does anyone want to make a Housepets! gaming group? Could do that)

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:13 am

granted , that also means you have less time to do everything else and possibly will be too busy to read the comic

I wish for...hm.....a storm of orange soda ?

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:16 am

Granted, you get totally intoxicated and remain drunk forever like Father Jack (Father Ted reference search if you don't know)
I wish I had a dense forest to myself.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:19 am

granted .......ok ? so you stay in there forever with nothing happen , no friends , no enemies , no excitement , why would you ever want that is not for me to comprehend

I wish I have a pen that will help me do every tests/exams well enough to get a rather good grade , not like 10/10 , but more of a 7-8ish

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:20 am

Granted, the pen now owns Microsoft whilst you resist your exams after you were found out.
I wish I had an android like the Japanese do (literal robot servants)

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:23 am

granted , then Skynet comes along......weeeeeeee

I wish I have the talent of inventing things

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:25 am

Granted, the stuff you make is stupid and overpriced.
I wish I had the Yata mirror.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:41 am

Granted. But not only do you break it and get seven years bad luck, you also are pursued to the ends of the Earth by the Japanese authorities who want them back.

I wish I could visit "Mosi-oa-Tunya" aka "The Smoke That Thunders" aka "Victoria Falls".

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:44 am

granted , as wonderful of an experience that was , you could only do it once , and yet you forgot to bring anything to save those moments , sigh.......
I wish for a singing flower

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:49 am

Granted. But just you try to get it to shut up. Or to sing anything other than One Direction. Or to leave you alone. Or to let you sleep.

I wish to be out of range of serence's revenge when he/she realises what he/she's in for with that flower!

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:00 am

*after 3 days without sleep* yes ! that flower ! is ! dead !!!! z Z z Z z Z z
granted , but I'll always moving , tracking you down , until the end of time , forever shall you be forced to moving , never stopping , stuck in a never ending story of wandering and avoidance , paranoid that one day , I'll catch you , and you will be force to live for the rest of your life , with a flower just like that one
I wish I have a Hlaoroo tracking device that's actually work

btw I'm a she

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:13 am

*starts running* Granted but I manage to block the signal.

I wish for some way to protect myself from serences's wrath.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:32 am

Granted, however you will be subject to mine instead. The difference being I have another tail and am male, making it all the more deadly.
I wish I had more games to play...

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:43 am

Oh ho ho, you have obviously never come up against a woman! We males can't hold a candle to them! Wouldn't you agree, serence?

Granted. Too bad you don't have the correct console to play them on.

I wish I was an acclaimed photographer.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:46 am

granted ! On what kind of photography is a different story

I wish my ps3 was still with me (R.I.P my beauty Y_Y )

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 8:48 am

Granted but it's still not working.

I wish I was an acclaimed landscape/nature photopgrapher.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 9:09 am

Granted, your acclaimed as the worst of your kind!
I wish I could use Flying Raijin. Yay for space-time warping!

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun May 26, 2013 1:32 pm

Granted, but it has side-effects. Side-effects are unknown/random.

I wish pills didn't have side-effects.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:02 pm

Granted, instead they are intended.
I wish I had some kind of athletic skill.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:46 pm

Granted, you cheated your way through every sport and eventually got caught and got kicked out.

I wish I was invincible.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:49 pm

Granted. You are Boris from GoldenEye. You end up the same way, frozen and irradiated.
I wish I was stronger.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:51 pm

Granted. You became the Hulk.

I wish Justin Bieber never existed.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 2:52 pm

Granted, you became that singer that everyone hates.
I wish I had a Power Suit like the one in metroid.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Sun May 26, 2013 3:23 pm

Granted. The fittings are for Samus, plus it crushes you when you turn into a ball.

I wish I was more careful with electronic devices.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun May 26, 2013 4:05 pm

Granted you won't go near any kind of Electrical good.
I wish the IT crowd had a new season.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 26, 2013 6:26 pm

Granted. But they get a new boss and the new boss gets new a new IT department so it's nothing like the original seasons.

I wish my laptop battery would last longer.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 26, 2013 7:28 pm

granted , it would take waaaay longer to recharge too
i wish for a submarine