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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Granted but you bring back those creepy bug rock things from Apollo 18.

I wish for working headphones.
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You get two working phones shaped like heads.
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Granted, but the process takes several days and is excruciatingly painful.

I wish for a dollar.
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Granted. Its superglued on your forehead.

I wish for Doug's nose to grow twice the size.
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Granted - it grows twice the size of a half-sized dog's nose.

I wish for a pony.
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Granted, it bites you.

I wish for a holiday
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Granted, Christmas is comming soon.

I wish for a schnitzel.
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Granted, but it's a cheap and unauthentic American version.

I wish to get this game started up again.
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Granted but the rules get changed to not allow corruption of wishes so it gets very boring very quickly.

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Granted - but everybody ignores your posts. :oops:

I wish I didn't worry so much about little inconveniences.
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Granted, but because you worry about them less, the people around you worry about them more. So everyone around you is worried :?

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Granted - you get the game, but you're terrible at it. On the other hand, you'll now make a wonderful hair stylist.
I wish I could relax whenever I want.
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Granted. You now never want to relax and are never relaxed.

I wish my internet connection was not so slow and unreliable.
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Granted. Your internet connection is now randomly alternating between slow and unreliable. This extra service doubles the prive for it.

I wish for a somebody doing the dishes for me.
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Granted, but multiple people named Somebody show up, they get into an argument about who will do the dishes that they never get done. You can't even get into the kitchen to do it yourself now.

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Granted, but it also contains arsenic.
I wish I could salvage the art and writing from my laptop.
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Douglas Collier wrote:Granted, but it also contains arsenic.
I wish I could salvage the art and writing from my laptop.
(Good Job, you doomed the human race)
Granted, but you were only able to salvage the art with it being black and white with no color and the writing is covering the art as well (which is very distracting)

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Granted, you remember everything... Everytime and only when you are soaking wet out in the rain at night.

I wish to have a hot cocoa.
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Granted, but it is so hot that it melts through your mug and spills everywhere.

I wish to be Batman.
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Granted. Sorry about your parents. :( Also, you don't get Alfred's help.

I wish I was an otter.
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Granted, but then you get captured and sent to a zoo.

I wish I could meet Keene.
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Granted, you're an otter too and Keen visits you both in the zoo.

I wish for another cup of coffee.
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Granted, but the coffee is so hot that you put it down, and leave the room while it cools. A little kid, in a somewhat Goldilocks-like fashion enters your house, and thinks your coffee is "Just Right". Therefore the coffee you wished for is gone.
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Granted - you are the cartoon being animated, and you always fail, Wile E. Coyote style.

I wish things would go the way I want them to.
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Everything's perfect, but the split continuum causes all universes to stop existing.

I wish for a PFUDOR.
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Granted. Your door says "phew" everytime it opens. (that's the best I could come up with)

I wish for a corrupted wish. (Ha! I've confused you so your mind will be occupied and you will be placed under my control, granting only yellow and/or purple fungus related wishes! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!)
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Granted. You get an...un-corrupted wish?

I wish for a bigger bed.
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Granted: Your bed no longer fits in your home, so you are forced to use it outdoors, at which point it's taken by the police for causing public disturbances, so now you have nothing.

I don't really want anything...

I wish for ultimate power.

I already gave y-

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Granted, but your power is so great that you accidentally destroy everyone on Earth when you sneezed.

I wish I was alive again.
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Granted: I resurrect you in 3,000 years, but don't fix your decayed skin.

I wish Rock would fill his pool with Justin Beiber... and burn it.... buuuuuurn, Beiber... buuuuuuuuuuurn! :evil:
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Granted. You get torn apart by all of his "fans", though...

I wish for a new hull >.>
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Granted: A cruise ship falls from the sky onto your house.

I wish I was an anthromorphic cat.
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Granted: You have an entire neighbourhood of anthromorphic dogs chasing you.

I wish I had a better wish.
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Umm... :?:

I wish I was muscular. Oh. Wait. 8-)
I wish I was tall. Oh. Riiight. 8-) Woo, 6'3"!
Umm... I'm all out of wishes.

I wish Dragon would stop complaining!
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Dragon gets everything her way. We are all now insignificant pieces of a celestial D&D Campaign.

I wish I significant.
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I put you on an empty planet. Now you're the most significant person there.

I wish I had a significant other.
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Pete married you, enough said.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.
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Granted: Duchess married you. :lol:

I wish I was a fish.
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Granted - you are a freshly caught sardine.

I wish everybody had the sense to not go through with crime.
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Granted, the police are out of jobs and the judicial system collapses.

I wish I could rework my sleep schedule.
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