Corrupt a Wish

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:16 am

Granted, but no one in the world wants Pizza anymore.

I wish that there was more good mainstream dubstep music.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:40 am

Granted. It's one enormous flowing track that everyone keeps adding on. You keep losing your position in it and relistening same opening over and over and over... etc.

I wish for a line of weaponised vegetables.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:46 am

Granted, but you accidental injure yourself with them.

I wish that the user below me understands what I mean by "Shwatch".

Post by **D-Rock** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:59 am

Granted, the user took the time to look it up, found a match, and throughout it only remembered a Jeff Dunham sketch regarding "Swatches", and essentially stopped caring about the Shwatch.

I wish my co-workers would act a bit more mature.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 4:21 am

Granted, but now you act like a total child.

I wish ripping maniacal laughter from songs(for certain reasons...) was easier.

trekkie · Post by **trekkie** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:57 am

Granted, but you can't get the laughing to shut of and it slowly drives you insane.

I wish for low humidity.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:17 pm

Granted, the average temperature just increased by 20000 degrees without any additional moisture being absorbed, making the relative humidity be comparatively lower.

I wish it weren't so hot.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:41 pm

Granted; you win a plane ticket to meet Render where the temperature is currently not going above 25C. However it's third class with Ryan air.

I wish I had a graphics tablet.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:15 pm

Granted it replaces your tree. also it uses a non-PnP 36 pin Right Angel Parallel Port Connector.

I wish hound wasn't a tree anymore, that joke is getting stale.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sun Jun 28, 2015 3:24 pm

Granted: However, there is a visual delay so you'll still be seeing a tree for a while.

I wish for more morris dancing.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:42 am

Granted. No idea why you wanted all people named Morris dance in tacky ways, but here you go.

I wish for something shiny.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:18 am

Granted, you look directly at the sun, and it shines brighter for a bit. However, you are now blind.
I wish for a moped.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:22 am

Granted, you get a moped. That moment when you realize what the issue is

I wish that we'd get more leaks on Captain America: Civil War.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:36 am

Granted: The entire Marvel studio is flooded from a faulty pipe.

I wish I knew why I made my last wish.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 1:36 pm

Granted - your wish was to know of The Game; and now that you know of The Game you can never un-know it, for to know of The Game is to play The Game, and to think of The Game is to lose The Game! There is never any recourse, never any escape! It will haunt you forever! Forever, do you hear me? Ahahahahaha!

. . . I wish I didn't just lose The Game.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 2:42 pm

Granted. Every time you lose the Game, you get sent back in time to when yu did not yet lose it. Sadly, since you can't fix past, you keep staying in this time loop forever.

I wish there was no craze about this "The Game" at all >.>

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 4:16 pm

Granted: Someone spammed 'the game' all over the world. Consequently everyone loses all of the time to the point that no one cares. Unfortunately 'The Game' is everywhere...

I wish for to reach a new high score on Mods vs Members 4.

Post by **D-Rock** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:17 am

Granted, you get the score the highest it's ever been, but only for all of the mods to start a point reduction spree down to zero.

I wish that the weekend workload was more manageable.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:23 pm

Granted: You are now the weekend manager, you'll be in complete control of the workload, but you have to manage it.

I wish for decent weather tomorrow.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:47 pm

Granted, however it's MY definition of decent weather. Hope you like snow and -20c.

I wish I was feeling better...

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:08 pm

Granted. You feel .000001% better than a moment ago.... Which is still pretty bad.
I wish that I could see a purple cat like Grape in real life.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:01 am

Granted, it's because you contract a disease that infects your eyes.

I wish that my face was clean.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 12:03 pm

Granted, everything has been cleaned off of your face. Including all of it's features. it's kinda just a slab of blank skin now.

I wish to know how in the world he can breathe like that.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:03 pm

Granted - you know through experience.

I wish to have fun on my cruise.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:28 pm

Granted, you will have fun on your cruise, no strings attached.
That is, when you actually have enough money to buy out a line >.>

I wish for an akita puppy.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:33 pm

Granted: It doesn't like you.

I wish I wasn't so tired from working at the end of the week.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:24 pm

Granted. you are now incapable of working, and therefore don't have to wory about it tiring you out.

however since any activity that earns money can technically be considered 'working'... well... lets hope you have plenty of savings set aside, you're about to need them.

I wish to undo every wish Douglas Collier has ever granted. because they frequently seem to end badly for me. unless he grants this one, then this wish is exempt.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:42 pm

Granted: But I'm not going to help figure out what now happening with regards to the sequence of wishes and their continuity. Instead I'm just going to...

Wish for things to end better for everyone else too, so that the appearance of wish endings is the same even though they are actually all better.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:50 pm

Granted, the definition of better now means "exactly the same" therefore the outcomes of all previous wishes are now "better".

I wish i had been able to come up with a way to corrupt that one that was more creative than just swapping out the definition of the operative word...

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:20 pm

Granted. Your sense of humour convinces you that the one you used is still more interesting, though.

I wish for something to go horribly wrong, dear wish-granter that follows.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:44 pm

Granted: Look to you left, then to your left, still looking left? that's because right is gone, is this horrible enough for you guys left still reading this?

I wish I could come up with something better then that.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:59 am

Granted: but you managed to crash the forums, the Housepets! webcomic website and Rick's shiny new site for his other works... and now everybody hates you for it.

I wish I could travel to distant stars!

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:02 am

Granted, but you die cause you get teleported to close.

I wish that Dragon Ball Super would be released in English already.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:01 pm

Granted, but it costs a fortune.

I wish for more art of my fursona, Douglas.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:16 pm

Granted: you see this full-stop at the end of this sentence. Well it's a miniature picture of your fursona, but it's so small and poorly drawn you can't zoom in enough with a decent quality to make out what it is.

I wish I had an actual name for my fursona.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:42 pm

Granted: Your fursona's name is Persephone-Ann.

I wish to get a sneak peak at what King and Bailey's pups are going to look like.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:19 pm

Granted: They're so cute that you get blinded, and can never see them (or anything) again.
I wish that I didn't have to get up so early in the morning to work in the Dairy department for my job....

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:45 pm

Granted, your schedule changes so that you no longer have time to sleep, making getting up unnecessary.

I wish for bacon flavored marshmallows.

Post by **D-Rock** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:57 am

Granted, bacon-flavored marshmallows are successful, but they style their theme song after this. And it gets stuck in your head for the rest of your life.

I wish I was better at drawing organic subjects.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:29 pm

Granted - you are slightly better at drawing worms and onions.

I wish I enjoyed my work more (without being paid less).