Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, it's not cold, just looks awesome and doesn't hang out with you.
I wish I had free time.
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granted , you HAD free time , not anymore though :lol:
I wish for a bottle of everlasting water , which is always at low temperature !
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Granted, but the water is poisoned.

I wish there was currently a species of kangaroo native to the U.S.
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Granted- Kangaroos have now overthrown the government and the USA is being controlled by the kangaroo population.

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Granted, but bad things that should happen to you happen to anyone that's near to you.

I wish to have a dot like this ---> .
A doctor would tell me to cheer up, since I'm a bit depressive. ¿What do I think? I don't need that #&@%, I have been under heavy stress for 5 years, I'M SUPPOSED TO REACT LIKE THIS.
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Granted. Feel free to print this page, cut out the dot and glue it to your nose. Unfortunately that will be the last thing the printer ever prints.

I wish for new fitting and full batteries for my perfectly working flashlight that will continue to work.
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Granted, but every time you touch it, you are electrocuted - the flashlight, however, works perfectly.

I wish people would be kinder to animals.
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Granted, now both animals and people are in Kindergarten :lol:

Wish to have some cake
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"Give him the cake! Give him the cake!" *SPLAT!* Granted.

I wish I could find and keep a job that I like.
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Granted, but your stuck with coworkers you don't like.
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Granted. You get sleeping pills. And Smaug.

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Granted, but they're not your size.

I wish the power cord for my Wacom Cintiq tablet would arrive.
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Granted, it arrives but for the wrong version of Cintiq.

I wish for some lemonade
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The lemonade splashes in your eyes and burns them.
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Granted, once you animate one he goes rebel and attacks you, along with other animations animated by it.

I wish nothing.
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Granted - you are thrown into an alternate dimension where nothing exists.

I wish I had a well-mannered housetrained miniature elephant as a pet.
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Granted, you get a really nice elefant that is well trained to shower you with cold water every now and then without any warning.

I wish for some snow.
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Some is a vague term, so on universal terms it could be a lot. Your house gets crushed by all of the snow, and you have to move elsewhere. It is expensive.
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Granted - one of your most obscure previous creations improves slightly.

I wish I wasn't socially awkward.
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Granted - as I don't want to corrupt a wish like this I'll simply leave it like that.

I wish for italic text
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Granted, but it is bold italics

I wish for free bananas
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Granted - a whole troop of monkeys will not stop pelting you with overripe mushy bananas.

I wish for a good breakfast.
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Wish granted, you get a good breakfast, but one that's so good you get an immense dopamine high that makes you suffer from a severe breakfast withdrawal.

I wish for tickets to a hip-hop concert.
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Granted. They are a for a concert that was canceled a year ago.

I wish my ears would pop.
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Granted, your ears are now balloons, ready for popping.

I wish for a cup of tea in a mug at a reasonable temperature with an appropriate amount of milk and sugar with it and no flying monkeys.
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Granted, but there's also a sizeable amount of salt in it.

I wish all books had happy endings.
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Granted, there is only one book in the world.

I wish for combustible lemons
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Granted - but they only combust when they're in your mouth.

I wish we discovered a cute, friendly, sentient species that we could live peacefully with.
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Granted, you are allergic to them.

I wish exams were over already :P
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Granted - you slept through them and failed your courses.

I wish I had unlimited (legally obtained) money.
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Granted, but the world doesn't work on money anymore, bananas are now the only currency.

I wish for some ice cream
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Granted, but you have to make it yourself - here's a cow, sugarcane, and a bucket of ice.

I wish people didn't hunt for sport.
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Granted, but they hunt you instead!

I wish I hadn't caught a cold today.
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Granted - you caught it last week and it still hasn't gone away.

I wish I had more stamina.
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Granted, you cannot bring yourself to stop running though!

I wish I could run further and faster
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Granted, but you can only run once per day - if you stop you're done.

I wish I knew more about Sulenxi.
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Granted, you get spammed with daily text messages about them.

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Granted -- what is that? Anyway, you get spammed too.

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Granted but it is backwards.

I wish for some bacon.
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Your wish is granted in the bacon's worth in actual money, but when you go to the store, you get distracted and buy something else.
I wish to go to the moon, and come back to Earth alive and well.
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