Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 06, 2013 7:08 pm

Granted. But the FBI is chasing you since you stole it from a bank.

I wish for one of these watches.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon May 06, 2013 7:21 pm

Granted, it's just a toy and can't you can't really tell time with it.

I wish Futurama would continue to be aired.

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon May 06, 2013 7:22 pm

Granted: It is already airing out in space, on the Planet Omicron Persei 8, a thousand years from now

I wish I had never joined the forums.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon May 06, 2013 7:26 pm

Granted, but you somehow made you way back.

I wish I never made my previous account on here.

WeirdGamer · Post by **WeirdGamer** » Mon May 06, 2013 7:30 pm

Granted, you never discovered Housepets! so you never made that or any account.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 06, 2013 7:36 pm

Granted. You get loads of chores instead.

I wish my coursework was easier.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon May 06, 2013 8:06 pm

Granted, you were caught cheating the system. You are now kicked out out of it.

I wish for better people to join Phi Kappa Theta.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 06, 2013 8:25 pm

Granted. But they leave all other types of theatre, destroying the dramatic arts.

I wish my computer was virus-proof while still having an internet connection.

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon May 06, 2013 9:09 pm

Granted: All of the programming required to do so makes it run incredibly slowly.

I wish I knew what happens at the end of the universe.

Mon May 06, 2013 9:10 pm

granted, but you die along with the universe

I wish I had more free time

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon May 06, 2013 9:50 pm

Granted, now you're in Soviet Russia.

I wish my dad would remember to sign out of Skype.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:33 pm

Granted. But he leaves facebook open instead.

I wish dragons were real.

Mon May 06, 2013 10:40 pm

granted. your hometown is burninated

I wish for orange soda

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:51 pm

Granted, it's so flat that it somehow became orange syrup.

I wish I knew who REALLY discovered America.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 06, 2013 10:57 pm

Granted. But you can't open the bottles/cans.

I wish for "A brain," "A heart," "A home," "DA NOIVE!"

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Tue May 07, 2013 9:56 am

Granted, you get paper with those words written on it.

I wish for more cones in my eyes to see more colors.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Tue May 07, 2013 9:59 am

Oh it's granted alright. The cone you got is a traffic cone. Now every time your in danger, you say "Protect me, Cone!"

I wish I had early access to RWBY.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:42 am

Granted. You can only get them at 3am.

*sings* "I wish that I knew how it would feel to be free."

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:49 am

Free like a bird? *tosses you over a cliff*

I wish I could go home.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:52 am

Granted. You get sent to a stranger's home.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:55 am

Granted, they pile up in your kitchen and you don't have anything to eat on.

I wish I could go to England.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 07, 2013 11:02 am

Granted. But they wont let you past the border.

I wish um.... I wish um...
*sings*
"I wish I was in Dixie, hurray, hurray!"

copper · Post by **copper** » Tue May 07, 2013 1:39 pm

You are now in Dixieland, and all the rides are broken.

I wish I could make water at will.

Tue May 07, 2013 3:10 pm

granted, but you don't know anyone named Will at whom you can make water.

I wish pokemon were real

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Tue May 07, 2013 3:24 pm

Granted, pokemon are real, humans are imaginary.

I wish whatever I ate that's disagreeing with me would eliminate itself.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 07, 2013 5:39 pm

Granted. It self-destructs, eliminating you in the process.

I wish I owned my own chocolate factory.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Tue May 07, 2013 6:11 pm

Granted, Wily Wonka is now in charge and you are kicked out.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Reese's Pieces.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 07, 2013 6:37 pm

Granted. You now eat only them. But you get sick of them.

I wish for a signet ring.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Tue May 07, 2013 6:56 pm

Done, it's too small.

I wish for a better singing voice.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 07, 2013 7:05 pm

Granted. You're turned into a lark.

I wish for providence to smile upon me.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Tue May 07, 2013 7:17 pm

They are smiling but in amusement.

I wish I had money to buy a better computer.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 07, 2013 7:21 pm

Granted. But once you've bought the computer the mafia comes looking for repayment for their loan.

I wish life was equipped with comedic sound effects.

WeirdGamer · Post by **WeirdGamer** » Tue May 07, 2013 7:54 pm

Granted. The sound effects play at completely inappropriate times.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Tue May 07, 2013 7:56 pm

Done. You can never sleep again.

i wish I didn't have to clean my house.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 07, 2013 8:01 pm

Granted. You get to clean mine instead.

I wish for an icecream.

copper · Post by **copper** » Tue May 07, 2013 10:42 pm

Granted, Ice makes cream now, and it tastes horrible. Meanwhile, cows no longer make milk...

I wish the images in my head would go away.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue May 07, 2013 11:25 pm

Granted. Your mind is forevermore completely blank.

I wish I had the power of telekinesis.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Wed May 08, 2013 12:13 am

Granted. You're only able to do it on yourself.

I wish I could read everyone's mind.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed May 08, 2013 2:31 am

Granted. But the influx of thoughts drives you insane.

I wish I had more good luck.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed May 08, 2013 11:17 am

Granted, but all your friends and family become extremely unlucky which collectively is worse than your increase.
I wish housepets! became a daily comic.