Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri May 17, 2013 11:49 am

Granted. You now oversimplify.

I wish for "somebody tooo loooooovvvvvee".

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri May 17, 2013 11:53 am

Granted. Now you have to sing "Stop in the name of love" much more often.

I wish for an inspiration!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:29 pm

Granted. Here I am.

I wish for my own hedge maze.

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Fri May 17, 2013 12:45 pm

granted....it shoots thorns at you....

i wish for my own house.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:35 pm

Granted, it's more of a slum really, without furniture or a working toilet.
I wish I had a laser-pointer.

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:36 pm

granted....it's a laser eye surgery laser....and your the patient.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:38 pm

You didn't wish!

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:39 pm

Hey, noone said "Granted, now everyone else forgets to wish for something"!!! If you don't count me doing it right now, of course.

Hmmm... I wish I knew what wish I have just granted

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:41 pm

Granted, your granted me a muffin button that never stops. Destroying earth.
I wish this wasn't as awkward as it is...

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:42 pm

granted....it is now horrible..

i wish i was not evil

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:44 pm

Granted, your chaotic bad which could be worse.
I wish Someone else would comment

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Fri May 17, 2013 2:22 pm

granted.....but its just me

i wish i could play in the dust....

Cashuea · Post by **Cashuea** » Fri May 17, 2013 6:36 pm

granted but now your nice clothing is all dirty.

I wish for nicer customers.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat May 18, 2013 1:37 am

Granted, but you only have two customers today.

I wish for a faster internet speed.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat May 18, 2013 2:15 am

lasthunter wrote:granted....it shoots thorns at you....

Yay! I get to play Indiana Jones. Or your choice of spy/adventure movie.

GeckoZY wrote:I wish for a faster internet speed.

Granted but now you can't use your phone becasue your internet is using all the bandwidth.

I wish for a leading role in a major movie.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat May 18, 2013 8:35 am

Granted, your the silly sidekick of a useless superhero. In fact, you cause problems trying to help.
I wish I could turn back time.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat May 18, 2013 8:39 am

granted , now you can turn back time at will , problem ? You can't do anything about it because when you let time move forward again your body will act on it's own exactly what you did the 1st time , leaving you like watching a movie in first person view
I wish I could draw decently

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat May 18, 2013 8:59 am

Granted, our handwriting however is totally illegible.
I wish serence would grow another tail because nine is better than eight.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat May 18, 2013 9:04 am

Granted. But to keep things cosmically balanced, you lose yours.

I wish for something to eat.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat May 18, 2013 9:26 am

Granted, you have roasted your arm on the fire. Yummy.
I wish things weren't so expensive.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat May 18, 2013 9:59 am

Granted. But the cheapness leads to a global economic collapse so everything becomesw quintuple the original price.

I wish to visit Antarctica.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat May 18, 2013 10:01 am

Granted, you befriend a penguin but lose him in a crowd as they all look the same.
I wish my computer was better.
(Also good luck destroying the economy further than it is!

)

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat May 18, 2013 11:02 am

Granted. But now it's so powerful that you can't afford to run it because it used too much electricity.

I wish to see a geyser in action.

Balto the best · Post by **Balto the best** » Sat May 18, 2013 2:13 pm

Granted. But now you are soaked in boiling water.
I wish i were an ultimate intentionally vague visage.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat May 18, 2013 3:31 pm

Granted. Now noone thinks you're cute, though.

I wish I understood my creepy friends' motivation to do all sorts of weird things.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat May 18, 2013 3:51 pm

granted , and guess what , it's even creepier now that you've understand it
I wish that piece of bacon outside my window would stop flying back and forth

biddyfox · Post by **biddyfox** » Sat May 18, 2013 9:50 pm

Granted. It's now flying up and down.

I wish for a toy alternate universe.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat May 18, 2013 10:39 pm

Granted. Batteries not included.

I wish for a black belt in karate.

biddyfox · Post by **biddyfox** » Sun May 19, 2013 12:39 pm

Granted. Now everyone begs you for advice.

I wish for a tiny giraffe.

Cashuea · Post by **Cashuea** » Sun May 19, 2013 1:27 pm

granted, but it is so small it gets eaten by a stray dog.

I wish for a secret hideout that only i know about.

~\Rook/~ · Post by **~\Rook/~** » Sun May 19, 2013 1:39 pm

Granted, But it's an evacuated nuclear silo..

I wish my fanfiction page would get more veiws..

Balto the best · Post by **Balto the best** » Sun May 19, 2013 3:43 pm

Granted. But now you run out of ideas and everyone leaves.
I wish i had a time machine.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 19, 2013 6:54 pm

Granted. But you have to use it to stop yourself building it inorder to save the world thus creating an endless paradox.

I wish my computer would run properly.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun May 19, 2013 9:32 pm

granted , why would you want your computer to run away is beyond me
I wish I was more creative

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun May 19, 2013 11:37 pm

Granted but everything your imagination creates now comes to life causing you all kinds of strife.

I wish I could dance.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon May 20, 2013 12:35 am

0.o you have no idea what kind of disaster you've put our world in by granting that wish

and for that , your wish shall too be granted , you can now dance , in fact , you'll always dance , your feet won't stop moving as the music will always whispering in your ears and mind

I wish I can answer every question successfully and correctly , without ever have to study , ever !

Crystalwind · Post by **Crystalwind** » Mon May 20, 2013 12:43 am

You cannot suppress this ability, and it leads to you sometimes telling embarrassing information about your friends that, a lot of the time, you shouldn't even know. Soon, everyone avoids you so that you don't have reason to talk about them.

I wish that I was better at befriending people.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 20, 2013 12:49 am

Granted. Now you have so many friends that you're completely overwhelmed and swamped by people trying to hug you because they like you so much.

I wish I could sculpt.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon May 20, 2013 12:55 am

Granted you can sculpt but are always third rate to better people.
I wish I had zero gravity boots. (Yaayyyy! Metroid!)

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon May 20, 2013 1:11 am

Granted. But you can't get them off so you're stuck on the ceiling.

I wish I had a magic wand.