Corrupt a Wish

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:23 am

Granted, it's outside the jar.
I wish I had telescopic vision.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:27 am

Granted. You now see everything at 40X magnification and you can't switch it off.

I wish the glass cutter was in the jar with me.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:29 am

granted, but now it's broken
I wish Hlaroo can never get out of the jar

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:38 am

Granted. But neither can you get in to retrieve/cook/eat my body. Also I get an unlimited supply of food/water/ooxygen. Thanks, serence.

I wish for a video camera to record the fox outside trying to get in.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:40 am

granted , but it got possessed by a demonic AI , and start attacking you using every pieces of electronic in there
I wish I could see that happening

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:43 am

Granted. But since the camera was a vintage, manually wound camera there's no electronics here for him to attack with so it's pretty boring to watch.

I wish for serence to be trapped in another glass jar like mine and Kyuubi and Gecko to be in a third.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:53 am

Granted. The third jar is as big as the universe, so there isn't much difference for us.

I wish Hlaoroo to be stuck in that jar forever!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:09 am

Granted. But my jar is now also the size of the universe so I'm also quite comfortable.

I wish Gecko/Kyuubi's jar would shrink.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:16 am

Granted. But your jar is inside our jar, so your jar is also compressed by this deflation.

I wish for telepathy.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:20 am

Granted. But because you weren't specific in your wish every creature in the universe also gets telepathy rending your ability useless and hampering your ability to hunt because everyon can hear your thoughts coming.

I wish my jar was outside Gecko/Kyuubi's.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:22 am

Granted. It's inside Serence's.

I wish for a much countable population of Hlaoroos.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:27 am

Granted, but a gogleplex of Hlaoroos is still pretty much.

I wish all of these three jars were on my table, shrinked to small size with their contents

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:30 am

Granted. But you also got stuck into a jar with Hlaoroo.

I wish that I'm outside any jar or container.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:35 am

Granted. But you can't get into our jars either.

I wish for somethign to read in my jar.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:38 am

Granted. It's a complete script of "Santa Barbara".

I wish Hlaoroo wasn't reading that aloud.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:40 am

Granted. His jar is padded by perfectly sound absorbing foam.

I wish for Hlaoroo's jar to be filled with pickling agents.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:44 am

Granted. But I drink all the pickling agents so I don't drown.

I wish there was a bathroom in my jar! *dances*

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:45 am

Granted. It recycles the sewage back to pickling agents.

I wish for the jars to freeze.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:57 am

Granted, but it never affected jars' contents (or should I say 'inhabitants' now?)

I wish for a heater.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:59 am

Granted. The temperature inside Hlaoroo's jar (only VEB is inside it now) is now at 420 C.

I wish for all Googolplex Hlaoroos to be inside a single separate jar.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:00 am

Granted. But you can't access that jar because it's on a very high shelf.

I wish for some way to clear my jar.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:03 am

Granted. You need to let foxes in to take the trash out, though.

I wish for my jar's independence and its recognition by UN!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:13 am

hehehe they can do it. Saves me a job and serves them right for trying to eat me. hehehe.

Granted. But your economy crumbles and inflation soars until you can no longer afford to live in or leave your jar.

I wish for dual citizenship in both mine and VEB's jar.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:16 am

Granted, but Gecko handles the border control. You passport is expired, so guess WHICH haidryer he'll use now, when you try crossing the border?

I wish tourism gets my jar's economy back on track.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:20 am

Granted, your jar is flooded by the Hlaoroos who were able to get through border control.

I wish for a high border movement :L

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:26 am

Granted, but you work too slow, and soon get fired (at).

I wish for competent AND fast-working border control.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:29 am

(But I was just "taking care" of illegal immigrants)

Granted. The Kitsunes are transported to your jar's borders)

I wish for the power to control the weather inside the jar-land.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:36 am

Granted, but you pay a tax for each change of weather to the bank account of the glorious El Presidente.

I wish for a nice flag for "Jarlandia"

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:52 am

Granted. But several civil wars break inside Jarlandia.

I wish for heavy rains in Jarlandia.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:24 pm

Granted, the lightning crawling all over the outside is freaky.

I wish Jarlandia was annexed by the bottle city of Kandor.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:34 pm

Granted, both are controlled by the modern equivalent of the NSDAP.
I wish I knew where the howl all this came from.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:44 pm

Granted. But to do that you need to become a citizen of Jarlandia.

I wish for a solar power plant

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:55 pm

Granted, the sun explodes.
I wish I could punch people through computer screens.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:10 pm

Granted, it costs a million dollars a punch.

The guy next to me in Second Life set up a solar power plant once. Sunflowers with alligator clips attached to them, connected to a big battery with a particle system making sparks around it.

I wish they'd update some of the old SL APIs.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:56 pm

Granted It's threatening to rule the universe.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:27 pm

Granted: You are now the owner of a Tardis, but in order to use it, you must find where it is in the universe first. Good luck with that.

I wish the battery in my wireless mouse would last forever.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:05 pm

granted , it now auto recharge ifself by taking energy from everything else in your house , the bill , THE BILL !!

I wish for a rabbit-in-a-jar seeking missile

Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:12 pm

granted, but you're now a rabbit in a jar

I wish for shark repellant

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:22 pm

Granted. Too bad the jellyfish love the taste.

I wish for duct tape.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:41 pm

*Tapes you to the wall*

I wish for a super-fast computer.