Corrupt a Wish

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:42 am

Granted, YOLO.

I wish Justin Bieber never existed.

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:44 am

granted....now M.J. did all of his songs....

i wish that i was a red wood tree!!!!

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:47 am

Granted, but you get chopped up and shredded to pieces.

I wish Michael Jackson was still his African American self and was still alive.

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:49 am

granted...we now face an alien invasion...(i know that was a dumb move but just so you know i liked the African American m.j. beater!!!!)

i wish to win the mods vs players game!!!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:13 pm

Granted. but the mods win the rematch!

I wish to enter the Housepets world as a Housepet!

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:22 pm

granted....your a tick....

i wish for food!!!

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:56 pm

You have a years supply of technically still edible military rations from World War II.

I wish for a friendly pet catsnake.

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:58 pm

granted but it comes with a complimentary rattlesnake

i wish that i could leave Texas.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:03 pm

So do I, and I'll take the rattlesnake... we have a spare aquarium.

I wish I was in Permutation City.

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:07 pm

granted. you meet will smith and help star in i robot.....sadly you die.....

i wish for ball of lead!

~\Rook/~ · Post by **~\Rook/~** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:11 pm

Granted, you get shot with a medievil canonball!

I wish I lived in california with a nice apartment, driving licence and awsome friends.

(Ha! I can't think of anything that could go wrong with that!)

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:13 pm

granted....but your apartment gets destroyed by an earth quake, your drivers license is stolen, and your friends move from the destroyed city.....have fun!!!!

i wish for a ruby.

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:43 pm

RioluNation wrote:Granted, it's grape soda.

RioluNation wrote:it's grape soda.

RioluNation wrote:grape soda.

Oh god, why

Also, granted, but it's Pokemon Ruby.

I wish that Grape was no longer soda

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:00 pm

granted: but peanut is soda now......

i wish for more grape soda!!!!!!

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:02 pm

Granted, but with it Darth Vader continuously screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" whilst you drink it.

I demand that nobody be turned into soda anymore.

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:04 pm

drinks soda....."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
.......me gusta.

granted: now we all turn into pop.....

i wish for a Popsicle!!!

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:41 pm

Granted, but it's a melted popsicle.

I wish for my wishes to be uncorruptible.

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:53 pm

granted: but the mod's just banned it.

i wish for more smilies!!!!

Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:16 pm

granted, but they're all too small to be useful.

I wish for a pony

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:21 pm

Granted.

I wish for a new book to read.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:22 pm

Granted... it's the Driver's Ed textbook.

I wish I was 30 years younger.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:25 pm

Granted but birst you have to erlive the last 30 years in reverse.
Oh dear.
I wish I could type properly.

Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:26 pm

granted. you can only ever type the word "properly"

I wish for a new roommate

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:33 pm

granted:you get me!!!!

i wish for a nice nap.....

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:34 pm

Granted, it's a top hat.

I wish for my fraternity to have a renovation.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:39 pm

Granted. They turn it into a Bieber Fanclub HQ.

I wish to win the lottery.

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:07 pm

Granted, you win the lottery for $1

I wish I had a Dart

Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:21 pm

granted. It's in your forhead

I wish I could play guitar

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:47 pm

Granted, no one likes your music.

I wish I had the T.A.R.D.I.S.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:49 pm

Granted. But you can only play the polka.

I wish I owned a manion resplendant with splendour and servants.

EDIT:
Whoops, you beat me to it lol!

Granted but it's only the small model from the toyshop.

I wish I owned a manion resplendant with splendour and servants.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:51 pm

Granted, your servants revolt against you.

I wish I had a Camaro.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:03 am

Granted. But it's been written off for scrap.

I wish I owned a grandfather/longcase clock.

~\Rook/~ · Post by **~\Rook/~** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:36 am

Granted, but the hands are stuck, the pendulum is missing and the chime keeps going off every five minutes.

I wish I lived by the sea..

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:48 am

granted....but your surrounded by cannibals and shark infested waters....."ARGGGGGG MATEY!" and the pirates.

i wish for a battleship!

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:41 am

Granted, you can't do much because the crew of that battleship has training every day and night.

I wish the girl I asked out would go to Formal with me.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:59 am

Granted. But she spills the punch all over you.

I wish I owned an antique shop.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:02 am

Granted, you get robbed.

I wish I had the time double major.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:12 pm

Granted but you lose your social life.

I wish I could draw well.
Actually, I just wish I could draw.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:17 pm

Granted, they're all scribbles.

I wish I had time for everything.

lasthunter · Post by **lasthunter** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:26 pm

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i wish for more Twinkies!!!!