Corrupt a Wish
- GreatKitsune
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Granted: now you have half as much time per day to sleep.
I wish I'd be in more arcs.
I wish I'd be in more arcs.
- HoundInATree
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Granted: You're now under a constant teleportation spell that takes you to every arc regardless of what you are currently doing, including being in said arc.
I wish for a divorce with Duchess.
I wish for a divorce with Duchess.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Granted: She gets everything you own and sends Boris and Yeltsin after you.
I wish fo' mo' cash.
I wish fo' mo' cash.
- VEB152
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Granted! All cash is from ex-Warsaw Pact countries, and costs pretty much nothing.
I wish for a working split-flap display clock.
I wish for a working split-flap display clock.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted: You get a cuckoo clock with a wingless bird.
I wish for .
I wish for .
- HoundInATree
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Granted: you can never change your expression from a big smile.
I wish I could hide
I wish I could hide
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Granted: You will never be seen or heard from again.
I wish you knew I meant Mr. Green. (hover your mouse over it)HoundInATree wrote:Granted: you can never change your expression from a big smile.
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Granted. You forget that you originally meant Mr. Green, though, which makes communication complicated.
I wish for a modem.
I wish for a modem.
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted: you get a modem from 1989, and it's not compatible with your hardware. And it's slow. I mean slooooooooow.
I wish my wish would not be granted.
I wish my wish would not be granted.
- HoundInATree
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You wish is granted by not being granted, unfortunately the paradox involved just broke the universe.
I wish for a quick fix to the above problem.
I wish for a quick fix to the above problem.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Wish granted, but it causes another problem.
I wish I could meet Karishad.
I wish I could meet Karishad.
- GreatKitsune
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Granted: This is All Hallow's Ween: Ressurection and he throws you in the pool with the other nerds.
I wish I was Shugwar. Another good webcomic artist, in case you don't know who that is.
I wish I was Shugwar. Another good webcomic artist, in case you don't know who that is.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: You are stuck drawing the same comic strip over and over again.
I wish for furries to be real!
I wish for furries to be real!
All your acorns are belong to us.
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Granted: Our universe merges with that of Order of the Black Dog (an anthro horror comic) and you're the first to die.
I wish you would divide 1,337 by 0 on a large calculator. Reaching back about 6 years with this reference.
I wish you would divide 1,337 by 0 on a large calculator. Reaching back about 6 years with this reference.
- HoundInATree
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Wish granted. The screen of the calculated gets stuck sideways and can only show a single 8.
I wish I had a puppy.
I wish I had a puppy.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- GreatKitsune
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Granted: Your fursona's wife is in labor. (or your fursona, if it's a girl.)
I wish wishful wishes wished wishingly.
I wish wishful wishes wished wishingly.
- HoundInATree
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Granted: However, all wish granters become board of the same format of wishes, much like an employer going through CV's. Many other wishes are never granted.
I wish for someone to post after this post.
I wish for someone to post after this post.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Douglas Collier
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Granted, but I'm a nobody. Thanks.
I wish pornography wasn't so easy to find on furry sites.
I wish pornography wasn't so easy to find on furry sites.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted: It's easy to find everywhere else. Also, you've invoked the wrath of the furry yes I kiss my mother with this mouth.
I wish that didn't sound quite as awkward.
EDIT: Replacement filters!
I wish that didn't sound quite as awkward.
EDIT: Replacement filters!
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Granted, it's no longer easy to find anywhere on the internet due to a virus causing all printers to print what's on the PC's monitors all of the time.
I wish for a cup of tea.
Edit: This was meant for the post by Douglas. I'm not sure how exactly it's a post too late.
I wish for a cup of tea.
Edit: This was meant for the post by Douglas. I'm not sure how exactly it's a post too late.
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My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Granted, you burn your tongue on hot tea. You also run out of milk and sugar.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
All your acorns are belong to us.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted - but it's not our world.
I wish the smoking and chewing of tobacco had never been invented.
I wish the smoking and chewing of tobacco had never been invented.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but now the people who would have chewed or smoked it snuff it.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, smoking and chewing grass becomes a thing.
I wish to be the very best, that no one ever was~
I wish to be the very best, that no one ever was~
All your acorns are belong to us.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted - you are the world's best pogo-sticker on the moon (but not on Earth)
I wish for a sack of potatoes
I wish for a sack of potatoes
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- HoundInATree
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Granted: you are stuffed in a sack of rotten potatoes.
I wish I had milk for my tea.
I wish I had milk for my tea.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Granted, a cow hangs it's udder in your tea.
I wish for a belly rub.
I wish for a belly rub.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted - your belly is rubbed raw with sandpaper.
I wish for a cameo appearance in Housepets!
I wish for a cameo appearance in Housepets!
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- HoundInATree
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Granted, but everyone thinks you're meant to be Rick Griffin, similar Stan Lee in all Marvel movies.
I wish I could get to my tea past the cow.
I wish I could get to my tea past the cow.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
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Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
- Douglas Collier
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Granted - the cow kicks over the table.
I wish all animals could be house trained.
I wish all animals could be house trained.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
- HoundInATree
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Granted, but nobody can be bothered to train them.
I wish my tea wasn't spilt.
I wish my tea wasn't spilt.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Granted, but it's frozen.
I wish I could meet Tarot.
I wish I could meet Tarot.
- HoundInATree
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Granted: You meet Tarot for the first time. The moon is high in the star lit sky. Candles are burning romantic fragrances. Plates of lobster and glasses of red wine are carried to a table where see sits...with Peanut. You go to say high, but she barely says 'hi' to you before being swept of her feet into the night by Peanut, leaving you alone with a rather expensive bill forced on you by the restaurant staff.
I wish for my tea to by freshly boiled!
I wish for my tea to by freshly boiled!
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. Your tea tastes like hot chillies though.
I wish for the Black Lotus.
I wish for the Black Lotus.
All your acorns are belong to us.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted: You get the Black Lotus, but someone in hiding takes a smartphone photo of you getting it and shares it on Facebook. Within the hour, all the armies of the world converge on you and take you out. Good job.
I wish I could meet the entire Housepets! cast.
I wish I could meet the entire Housepets! cast.
*in Christopher Walken style*
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
I have a fever... and the only prescription... is more Kingley!
- Buster
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, However about half way through the event Fluffy the pet crocodile decided you looked delicious. The K-9s never did figure out where you went...
I wish I could turn into anything I wanted any time I wanted.
I wish I could turn into anything I wanted any time I wanted.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Douglas Collier
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Granted, but those two conditions are mutually exclusive.
I wish I had a good quality Douglas fursuit.
I wish I had a good quality Douglas fursuit.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. You get a fursuit sponsored by Douglas the cosmetic seller. Its full with disgusting smells which tend to get everyone to run away from you.
I wish i would be able to draw as good as Rick.
I wish i would be able to draw as good as Rick.
My Fan-Fic Fox goes to Heaven (again)
Well i have a furaffinity acc now so i can upload my Fanart somewhere else then imgur ^^ Come in and find out.
Well i have a furaffinity acc now so i can upload my Fanart somewhere else then imgur ^^ Come in and find out.
- HoundInATree
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Granted, but you can't create your own work now.
I wish my tea was Earl Grey and not hot chilli flavoured.
I wish my tea was Earl Grey and not hot chilli flavoured.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
Hlaoroo wrote:In Soviet Russia, TreeInAHound!
RP Character(s)
Albert Grant, Sunset Plateau
Larkin Dewolfe, Chivalry Residences
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, your fennel tea now has a hint of Earl Grey.
I wish for a bottle of water.
I wish for a bottle of water.