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Granted. Your daddy wishes they were funny.

I wish for a panic button.
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Granted. But it's behind plexiglass so you can't press it.
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The lawyer gives you '$6300' but you onle receive $63.00

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granted: have fun on jerk moon!

i wish for internet memes.
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Granted. But your internet isn't working so you can't access them.

I wish for a decent lawyer. :D
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granted: but he's bad at math.... lolz

i wish for a pants ferret.
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Granted, but PETA gets mad at you for wearing fur.

I wish for better jokes.
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Granted, unfortunately it's this one

I wish for longer lunches.
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granted you are stuck with slob and mud for 78 hours.....

i wish for TNT!
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Granted, it's a dud.

I wish for no more dictators
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Granted, they are now called tyrants.

I wish for an Oxford American Dictionary. Webster was a wimp.
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granted. there is one Oxford American Dictionary in a pile of thousands of Websters. bwhahahahahaha! :twisted:

i wish for a cream cookie. :D
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You get one but you are also teleported into an arena filled with crazy and hungry cookie and cream lovers.

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Granted. With a $500 toll.

I wish for high speed rail in the USA.
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granted. but i destroy it with B-2A Spirit bomber with a nuclear payload.

i wish for an alien war.
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A war breaks out between two alien factions at a star in the Andromeda Galaxy.

I wish for infinite soda.
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Granted. FIREHOSE!

I wish people in the office would make coffee when they finish a pot.
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granted.....but its the dreaded eight o clock coffee......you can only drink it at exactly eight o clock!!!!!

i wish for a orange.
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Granted, it's an orange CRAYON.

I wish for more underground railways in the US.
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Granted but they forgot to take the earth out of the tunnels.

I wish for a more efficient bus service in my town.
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Granted, but no one want to take you for a ride.

I wish I had better study environments.
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Granted. But the enviroments are full of loud people.

I wish for a box of crayons.
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You get a box of 2000's white crayons.

I wish for unlimited free access to every movie made ever.
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Granted. But the FBI catches you and locks you up.

I wish for a theremin.
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Sorry, cannot really corrut this wish, a theremin is so amazing... Granted, but you only get this.

I wish for a moon to orbit our moon.
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Granted. This one's real. Nasa is working on the project now. Seriously.

I wish for more science fiction to come true.
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Granted but it's all the nasty stuff about aliens and probes and robots running riot and Weeping Angels.

I wish for the ability to enter and leave the world of any book I read at any time.
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Granted, everyone outside the books now hates every book because of your wish.

I wish I could get things done quicker.
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Granted. But you can never move at normal speed again.

I wish for the ability to change into any animal at will. And back again.
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Granted, but you don't remember anything that happens while you're the animal, and you keep finding dead squirrels and rats cached under your dresser. Worse, you find half a rat.

I wish I didn't think that one through.
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Granted. You thought through what happened to the other half of the rat instead. *shudders*

I wish for my own railroad complete with steam locomotives!
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Granted, but coal prices go up and you can't afford running the steam locomotives

I wish for a compass
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Granted. But it only points down.

I wish for 19th century studio camera complete with bellows and magnesium powder flash.
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Granted, you get cancer from it all.

I wish I had better female friends.
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Granted. They are now better than you and let you know.

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Granted, it slowed down your computer.

I wish every video on YouTube was in HD.
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Granted. But youtube crashes so you can't watch them.

I wish to learn to ride a horse.
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granted but that horse had to be broken first.....

i wish for a ship.
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Granted. It's the Titanic.

I wish for another bottle of wine.
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Granted, but now you can't find your croissant.

I wish for a pet demon.
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