Corrupt a Wish

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 6:51 pm

Granted: but now I know you can draw and therefore a source of pencils. So, I keep stealing all your pencils.

I wish I had a larger pen pot to keep all my pencils in, never mind Jonny's.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 7:16 pm

Granted, you find it, and in your blind rush to afford it, sell everything you own to buy it. A huge pen pot doesn't exactly make the best of homes.

I wish I was able to find more time to be able to do what I wanted to.

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:11 pm

Granted, you now have 6 extra seconds each day.

I wish I was a faster reader.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:29 pm

Granted, you can read barcodes 1% faster.

I wish i had all the answers

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 12:31 am

Granted. You now have all the answers to a kindergarten spelling test.

I wish I could bring things from my imagination to life.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:50 am

Granted: but now every keeps trying to put ideas in your head.

I wish I didn't have to have my blood taken 2 days before the results are needed.

Furryface18 · Post by **Furryface18** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:35 am

Granted: you now get the results a week later.

I wish I could pass my finals.

Post by **Render** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:47 am

Granted, you could pass the finals without any problem, IF you wouldn't oversleep and be way too late.

I wish my couverture chocolate will not turn grey.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:16 pm

Granted. Your couverture chocolate turns neon green, and is now radioactive.
I wish that I would win all the scholarships I apply for.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:41 pm

Granted, but you can only apply for $1 scholarships that require you to write a one page essay for each one.

I wish that bad things would stop happening.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:15 pm

Granted. Now nothing will ever happen.
I wish good things would start happening again.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 10:44 pm

Granted. you get sued for $100000000000000000. it's very good for them.

I wish collision damage wasn't a mechanic used in any game.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 7:59 pm

Wish granted. Now the floor and the walls are full of venom.

I wish I could win the Buzzpets! Game.

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:51 pm

Granted, at the cost of you being the next buzz victim.

I wish I had candy canes.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:40 am

Granted. They're embedded in your thigh after having been sucked on until sharp.

I wish for the next wish to have so many levels of recursion that even Cobb would go "okay, yeah, that's too deep."

Post by **ArcWolf** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:44 pm

Granted.
However, a slip up in the code has caused it to reference itself, ending up in an infinite loop.
You shall spiral for all eternity, going deeper and deeper into the nothing of ones and zeroes...

I wish for an interstellar, faster-than-light, rocket.

With lazars.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 8:07 pm

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Granted
...
You crashed on a wall at high speed.
You are bleeding.
You die.

I wish I could buy foreign things.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:24 am

Granted, however the import fees drive you so far into debt that there is no recovery.

I wish for tsMKG to be assigned to the Department of Redundancy Department.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:26 pm

Granted. He becomes the Assistant Director and petitions Congress to change the name.

I wish I could do all 4 of my jobs a once.

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:31 pm

Granted, but your bosses think you're up to something fishy and they all fire you.

I wish I could stop screwing up my sleep schedule.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:41 pm

Granted. You now have my insomnia. Prepare for an endless cycle of going 3 days without sleep, then crashing for 12 hours.

CosmicCoyote wrote:Granted, but your bosses think you're up to something fishy and they all fire you.

I wish I could stop screwing up my sleep schedule.

Ha! I am my boss at one of them!

I wish I could ride a magical girl's purple flying unicorn to Narnia through Lebouff's Shire, the land of trololol.

Ezaz · Post by **Ezaz** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:55 am

Granted, Lebouff's shire turns into Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouff

I wish that analog clocks don't make noise

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 10:07 am

Wish granted, now analog clocks glow too bright that you cants sleep or read or see.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Sat Jan 16, 2016 1:19 pm

Granted. Your wish becomes a physical manifestation of anti-corruption and is an excellent role model for members of the government.

I wish my coats grew fur on the inside.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:10 am

Wish granted, the coat grows strong fur, like quills, stabbing you in the process of growth, and then killing you.

I wish I could keep my avatar longer (I already had five avatar in three months one of which didn't last longer than 48 hours.)

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 12:00 pm

Granted - you're never allowed to change your avatar again.

I wish all the great artists would do art of my fursona, Doug.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:46 pm

Granted, all gore, uncute, violent, psychedelic, strong, mature artists make a picture of your fursona.

This includes the other Rick Griffin

And the rest of the great artists make an horrible picture of your fursona.

I wish I had an idea for this wish

RedFoxWizard · Post by **RedFoxWizard** » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:14 pm

Wish granted. You now have 1000 wishes to choose from.

I wish I could cook better.

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:39 pm

Granted. You burn your tongue badly on the first dish, however, and are incapable of tasting anything you make.

I wish I could creatively write faster.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:59 pm

Wish granted, you write too fast that the friction makes fire and burns your house. (Remember that Dexter's Laboratory episode?)

I wish my computer was on wheels (I'm running out of wish ideas (I had another wish idea but it was too dark and real for this game) )

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 8:06 pm

tsMKG wrote:Wish granted, you write too fast that the friction makes fire and burns your house. (Remember that Dexter's Laboratory episode?)

Of course I do.

Wish granted. Someone, however, rolls away with it down a big hill. Go chase after them!

I wish I could play the piano as well as I used to. Without having to practice again. >_>

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:46 am

Granted, but all the pianos you play are out of tune.

I wish for true happiness that will last for a long time for everyone.

Ezaz · Post by **Ezaz** » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:01 pm

Granted, but in being happy people feel content without eating and begin to starve.

I wish for a rug.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:47 am

Granted, but it's infested with fleas.

I wish to not be infested with fleas.

CosmicCoyote · Post by **CosmicCoyote** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:48 am

Granted. You're infested with ticks instead.

I wish I was an omniglot (to be able to speak any language).

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:31 am

granted, you can now speak any languages, including forgotten ones and alien ones, but you can't read OR write any languages at all.
I wish I can look into the past and be able to experience any past event in history as if I were there.

SuperStar · Post by **SuperStar** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 3:58 am

Granted, but now you have no future. You will be erased from the time stream by tomorrow.

I wish I could multi-task better.

GreatKitsune · Post by **GreatKitsune** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:32 pm

Granted: Your Windows OS lags less with multiple task bars running.

I wish I could lose these cops. ...what?

JonnyNova · Post by **JonnyNova** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:40 pm

Granted. You now have no idea where they are. Of course, that hasn't stopped them from chasing you.

I wish I could teleport, and have anything I'm touching teleport with me.

Ezaz · Post by **Ezaz** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 9:42 pm

Granted, but you have no control of where you teleport.

I wish that my headphones wouldn't run out of battery so quickly