Corrupt a Wish

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 10:57 pm

Granted - you may have as many corrupted wishes as you want.

I wish Christmas happened twice a year.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:49 pm

Granted. Santa sneaks down your chimney, watches you while you sleep, and gives you presents.
I wish for a softer bed.

Stan Collier · Post by **Stan Collier** » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:52 pm

Your bed is a cloud. You fall through it!

I wish the comic updates NOW!

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 10:14 am

Granted but your internet takes four hours to load the page

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 8:14 pm

Doesn't seem to be a wish I can corrupt, soooo...
I wish that all the Walt Disney Oswald the Lucky Rabbit shorts were found and restored.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Sep 13, 2014 2:43 am

granted, but they are not as good as you remember and you are vastly disapointed and lament about it in the streets.

I wish my wishes could not be slow and load properly

Post by **Render** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:56 am

Granted, your wishes load in high speed and in perfect condition. Unfortunately your session expires as soon as they are loaded and you need to log in again.

I wish to have more tasty coffee.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:41 am

Granted: It tastes like chicken!

I wish to have more good dreams and no bad dreams.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:02 am

Granted. You enjoy sleeping so much, you go into a coma.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 11:27 am

Granted but you have to survive Wonka's factory to get it.

I wish to be turned into my fursona for real.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:34 pm

Granted, but you're abducted and studied for science.

I wish there wasn't such thing as depression.

herobrineharry · Post by **herobrineharry** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 5:47 pm

Granted, your neurochemistry ceases to function.

I wish to be able to play D&D with my friends.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 8:56 pm

Welcome to the world of D&D! You now become your character. Death is permanent and a very real fear.
The dice roll... The odds look to be not in your favor.
How shall you overcome this obstacle?
Another roll later and yet again, the odds be not in your favor.
You have died. 'Tis a sad, sorrowful day. Yet another lost to the realm...

I wish Dark Souls 2 wasn't so different.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:20 am

Granted, now it's not so different from Call of Duty.
I wish I had pizza.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:38 am

Granted. But it's covered in anchovies and olives. *shudders* The horror!

I wish I knew some furries in my local area.

ratdeathtrap · Post by **ratdeathtrap** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:14 am

The furries are the animatronics from five nights at freddies. Have fun!

I wish my watch turned me into a pet.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:37 pm

Granted, but the watch gets a mind of its own and takes over.
I wish for extremely sour candy.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:39 pm

Granted, but it's so acidic that it dissolves your tongue.

I wish for a kangaroo.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:45 pm

Granted, but it has rabies and a very accurate and critical punch.
I wish for my old playstation games back.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:56 pm

Granted, but they don't work anymore.

I wish I was immune to all diseases.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:59 pm

Granted, but your body's now very fragile.
I wish for another Wolf's Rain season.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:26 pm

Granted: You get to watch a whole season's worth of video footage of wolves getting rained on.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:28 pm

Granted, but you end up wishing for the polar opposite of what you wanted.
I wish to go to the inverse-universe.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:50 pm

You end up InDaVoid of nothingness.

I wish I could bend all four elements (Avatar, not the blue people).

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:45 am

Granted, but the elements start bending you.
I wish for teleportation.

Post by **Render** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:37 am

Granted, you are teleported. 3 feet to the side, you fell down on your butt because you have been sitting down.

I wish to be able to turn back time.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:54 am

Granted: You are given an analog clock. (You may now commence making people late for work.

)

I wish that Rick will have a good break this week (and continue Housepets! the next week).

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:36 pm

Granted, but you give up your free time and instead work continuously.
I wish my nephew would understand the meaning of the word NO.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:45 pm

Granted: He understands, but that makes it all the more annoying when he does it anyway.

I wish that workers would actually get things done when building a house.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:47 pm

Granted, but they start using cheaper materials.
I wish for a keyblade.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:49 pm

Granted, but it's a fake one dangling on your keychain.

I wish it would rain in dry places and be dry in wet places for a day.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:53 pm

Granted, but it throws off the balance of the ecosystem.
I wish was with Peanut and Grape.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:33 pm

Granted, but you don't remember spending time with them and you only have photos as evidence.

I wish I had a PhD in Parasitology.

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:52 am

Granted, but parasites have now all been wiped out, and you're just sitting there with a useless degree.

I wish there were more comics like housepets!

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 11:36 am

Granted, but there are so many now that the charm wears off

I wish I didn't have a stomach flu

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:55 pm

Granted, but now you can't stand flying.
I wish I had more sleep potions.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:35 pm

Granted, but it's the draught of the living death. You're in a coma for eternity.
I wish my cat would leave me alone.

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:00 pm

Your cat leaves you alone... *grabs flashlight and shines in my own face* Forever! *echoes*

I wish I had a stronger gravitational pull.

Shadowstar23 · Post by **Shadowstar23** » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:09 am

Granted, now everything with in 500 lightyears is attracted to you.
I wish for a WarHead.

Vegas · Post by **Vegas** » Sun Sep 21, 2014 3:06 pm

Granted. You get a lifetime supply of WarHead candies. And they are all apple flavored.
I wish I had a better computer.