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Granted but they're promptly slimed into putrified immobility and die from traumatic nausea.

I wish I was a better chess player.


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Granted. It turns out worse than the worst bits of Turbo, Overdrive, and Megaforce combined.

I wish Rpm was Canon to the main universe, after jungle fury but before SPD, and it's samurai & megaforce thatre the odd ones out in an AU nobody cares about.

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Done! But all your hopes are obliterated when it's all terminated in order to supply the unexpected public craze for Mrs PacMan...

Wish I could sell my old furniture...


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Granted. But you have to sell your soul with it.

I wish I could find buried treasure.

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You do. Unfortunately, you're now buried along with it.

I wish I had wings.


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Granted, you have a box of week-old unrefrigerated chicken wings. They're starting to smell.

I wish copyright were abolished since it's original purpose, protecting the livelihoods of artists authors and musicians, has long since been perverted into a tool for corporate greed, and is flagrantly abused on a seemingly daily basis.

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Granted, now there's nothing at all to protect your intellectual properties, making it impossible to have any sort of income from it as hundreds are now claiming the same and it becomes lost in the sea of copycats.

I wish I wasn't so ambitious in a current project. There's a downside to figuring it out as you go.

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Granted. Now you are ambitionless in your project. You don't bother in making it different or better than other projects. It becomes a zombie project that lives because you work on it, but has been dead of creativity.

I wish I could write a story that doesn't break mid-plot.

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Granted. It's a trainwreck from the start instead.

I wish I more patience.

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Granted. Now you are ambitionless in your project. You don't bother in making it different or better than other projects. It becomes a zombie project that lives because you work on it, but has been dead of creativity.
Huh... I guess that means he got hired by Electroic Arts?

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Granted. you achieved this by your entire past having been retconneed into doing nothing but watching grass grow and paint dry.

I wish for a Power Rangers Vs Super Sentai movie, that is both awesome and respectful to both series.

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Granted. Power Rangers Vs. Super Sentai is life. Power Rangers Vs. Super Sentai is so superb that it becomes a religion. World governments submit to its awesomeness, and make it the ruler of the world. It becomes mandatory to watch Power Rangers Vs. Super Sentai every month. Teachers teach it during history class. People only wear clothes that appear in the film. Plays that only use quotations from the movie become mainstream, eclipsing more original works like Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. Power Rangers Vs. Super Sentai becomes the first film to go extra terrestrial with the entire script etched onto the lunar and martian stone. Projects on printing the cover of the movie onto the sun is in the works.

I wish my works, creations, and stories would never fade, be everlastingly memorable, never-ending, and forever awesome.

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Granted, but unfortunately there is nobody left to appreciate them. Your works are now all that remain of the universe.
I wish that I could stop procrastinating and get everything I needed to have done for a particular day done as soon as possible while still having a fair amount of free time.

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Attained! ...and your relentless rate of achievement leaves you too exhausted to enjoy your free time which steadily decreases because your reputation for completion leads to an expanding workload that eventually kills you.

I wish I was more inventive.


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granted, you're sent back to the stone age where your novel concepts like "fire" and "doors" are hailed with awe and wonder as great inventions. pitty the stone age has such poor health care given you're not immune to ANY of the diseases of that era.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.

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The wish was incorruptible because you couldn't corrupt it anymore than it already has been (which is a lot)
I wish I was a cat in Housepets!

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Done. You're the missing fourth barn cat who got hit by a tractor off-stage.

Wish I didn't nave to fix my stupid bicycle every three weeks.


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Your bicycle breaks beyond repair, now you can't fix it anymore,
I wish for more wishes

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granted. thy're given to other people.

I wish the vending machine in the next room vended more sensible things.

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Your wish is granted, the machine spews out sensible people in large quantities
I wish that I could get a shiny Eevee in Pokémon.

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granted, you capture it a whopping 0.27 seconds before your console bricks itself and fries the cartridge housing you savefile.

I wish all of the games added new regional variant Pokemon, in addition to everything else they have.

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Granted. All your least favorite Pokémon get regional variants that you hate even more than the originals.

I wish that Raiden from MGS was a playable character in Smash Bros.

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(so, what, hundreds of new porygons?)

Granted. You get the 'watered down snake' version of him from mgs 2 everyone would rather forget. They don't even let him have his sword.

I wish more websites would realize just how brain dead and moronic machine learning algorythims can be and STOP USING THEM so much.

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boom, your wish is granted, but websites no longer exists.
I wish Housepets! was in the real world.

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granted, but because you made all websites cease to exist, and house pets is a website, what you've actually done is cause a black hole to appear somewhere in ohio. it's already eaten about 92% of the US, i hope you're happy.

I wish to be a safe distance away.

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Welcome to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

I wish I could get these dang phone solicitors out of my life....


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granted, you're being pestered by equally persistent door-to-door ones instead.

I wish for scuba gear.

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boom. but they are cracked and so you drown.
I wish that Rick Griffin made a Housepets! game

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granted it's outsourced to Sean Murray and Hello Games.

i wish for some waterproof sealant to fix this tank.

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Granted, you get Flex Glue and all of the Flex Seal product line. Along with a demented Phil Swift constantly showing off everything by breaking all of your stuff and repairing them. The chainsaw to the bucket will keep you awake at night.

I wish I was better at making simple drawings.

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boom, but you can only draw a fish

I wish that I could actually gather the strength to add another chapter to my fanfic without waiting for reviews.

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Granted, but your latest chapter is the biggest train wreck of all train wrecks.

I wish for a completely plain box with nothing inside of it.

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Granted, it falls on your head and knocks you out

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Wha'djah wish fer, Hawk? ;)


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I wish that I don't get hit by a box

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granted, you get choked out by the Snake that was hiding inside it instead.

i wish the last four starfox games hadn't all been cases of 'interesting concept questionable execution'

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Granted. They are all now questionable concept, abysmal execution.

I wish for a normal potato.

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Granted. Your right hand has been transmuted into a normal potato.

I wish there was more consistency to English spelling and grammar.

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granted, but only one person speaks English and the rest speak some alien language that reads bottom to top and five dimensional symbols

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We are missing your wish Hawkfang.

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You get Hawkfang's wish but it's incorruptible.

I wish all this ice on the roads would go away....


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