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you get a ball of foot dripping blood.
I wish for 10 cents

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Granted, But you must pay back the 10 cents within a week with a 50% loan interest per day.

I wish everyone would get along.

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Granted, until the trouble-maker of the group came and crashed the party.
I wish I had nickel for every time someone says, "I wish."

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you get crushed by all the nickels

I wish I were in shape.

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Granted: You are now the shape of a square.

I wish I could fly.

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Granted, but your wings have a mind of their own and are flying toward the sun.

I wish I could see ghosts.

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you become a cat, now you can see ghosts floating around.
I wish I can speak cat


~\Rook/~ wrote:
Granted, But you must pay back the 10 cents within a week with a 50% loan interest per day.

here's your ten cents sir

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You can now speak cat, but no longer have the ability to speak any other language or learn it.

I wish I had all the latest games and updates.

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~\Rook/~ wrote:
Granted, But you must pay back the 10 cents within a week with a 50% loan interest per day.

here's your ten cents sir


I shoulda been more specific.. *sigh*

not per day, per minute(sp?). You owe me $10.000 on the loan interest!

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You get all the updates and games, but you are banned from playing a game ever again. Have fun knowing what you can never play.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

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There are now infinite hours in a day. You do not know exactly when you should sleep or when to rest, so everyone lives by an arbitrary schedule. Everyone dies before they see the end of a day.

I wish that I know everything.


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You go mad from the knowledge

I wish I could spawn pomengranats

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Weird, but granted. You are now a pomengranate tree and are now no longer able to move, speak, or live out you daily life and have lost all your human thoughts. Thus, making you a tree completely.

I wish I was the Egyptian god of Mummification, Anubis, with all his god-like powers, followers, control over others thoughts, feelings and emotions and was playing the "Game" with Kitsune, Dragon, and Pete.

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Granted, you now don't exist.

I wish I could finish school faster.

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Done. Time has pasts over you at an accelerated rate, however this continues reducing your life to seconds.

I wish I was better writer. :lol:

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You get an eternal writer's block.

I wish walls could talk.

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Done. You are driven insane by the never ending complaining of the walls about how they can't move or eat. Over time, everyone would be driven insane as well, creating a never ending cycle of insanity.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Granted! Altho' it isn't exactly for anything you'd really want....

I wish for a sandwich to give to a hobo.

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The sandwich makes the hobo sick and he sues you, taking quite a chunk of your family's earnings.

I wish I could play on a Stradivarius.

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You find one in a shop, and get to play it. It's great! You have tons of fun, until, suddenly, in a fit of clumsiness and stupidity, you break it. You break it so badly that it becomes splinters in your hand. Then the shop owner says "you break it, you buy it!" and you lose all your money on a broken violin and feel really stupid about it.

I wish people would post in the RP section more, so I didn't have to wait days and days to continue playing my crazy characters...

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RockstarRaccoon wrote:
I wish people would post in the RP section more, so I didn't have to wait days and days to continue playing my crazy characters...


Granted; all the main RP threads are now irreversably derailed with OOC spam.

I wish to suffer no more forever.

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You meet Dr Loboto from psychonauts. He causes you to sneeze out your brain for use in a brain-tank.
NEXT!

I wish I could get more work done... >!>;;

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you get more work done, but you didn't get it done properly, so now you have to start over.

I wish I could do a falcon punch.

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Granted, but You falcon punch yourself.

I wish I could drive

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you can drive but only in reverse.
I wish I had a mansion

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Well, you have a mansion, all right; the term "palace" might be more fitting. You also have all associated expenses, of course: insurance, taxes, utilities (natural gas, electricity, water, telephone, television, et cetera), and the salary of any employees you elect to hire to keep things running smoothly, such as cleaning staff, gardeners, kitchen staff, maintenance workers, personal staff (butler and/or valet), and security personnel.

I wish people didn't vilify the wealthy. = P

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People no longer vilify them, instead they glorify the wealthy, even pushing to move governments to fascism.
I wish to be able to live in one of the first space colonies.

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You are selected to live in a terraforming colony on the distant planet LV-426. As the colony mines deeper into the planet for resources, they unearth an ancient nest of eggs, unleashing a race of parasitic larvae which grows into the perfect killing machine. In space, no one can hear you scream, and you'll be screaming for a looong time...

There are some places in this universe you don't go alone.

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you get more work done, but you didn't get it done properly, so now you have to start over.

Well then, I wish I could get the work done PROPERLY!

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You get the work done properly, but apparently the people you work for and/or with don't know how it's suppose to be done, so you never get credit for a job well done.

I wish I had some pumpkin pie.

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You get a pumpkin pie but it stays forever out of your reach, taunting you.

I wish I could travel through time.

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you create an alternative time line that is ruled by dictator
I wish I can swim really fast

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you begin to swim fast, faster then anyone has ever swum before! however, you can't shake this weird sinking feeling... Before you know it, you are hundreds of feet below the surface, and the darkness presses in on you. bubbles flood from your mouth, and you black out.

I wish i could actually sleep for once.
crud i can already think of what could go wrong :oops:

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Granted, You are now sleeping forever (A long time!)

I wish I was a famous Musican.

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Now everyone who doesn't like you hates your guts and makes up false rumors about you. Also you have terrible haircuts.

I wish apples didn't try to squish my cat.

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It's oranges instead now.
I wish that it would snow where I live.

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you are snowed in
I wish this place is moderately hot.

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(based on the assumption you mean your hometown)

granted, but, as the snow melts, all that gave your town charm and culture melts with it, and the town is slowly abandoned.
I wish Christmas was in July, so it wouldn't interfere with Thanksgiving anymore :x

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Granted Now Thanks giving interfears with 4th of July. Now you have to eat turky while watching fire works. Wait.. thats kinda awesome thing.
I wish my cat was more snugglier

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Granted, now your cat is so snugly you can do nothing but stoke them in a hypnotic daze. This happens with everyone it encounters until eventually the whole of Canada is captivated by its snuggelyness, leading it rule the land with an iron paw.

I wish I was less clumsy.

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Suddenly gravity does not affect you, leaving you to float aimlessly and appear just as clumsy as before.
I wish my hands weren't so sweaty.

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Granted - but now your hands are frozen in two blocks of ice

I wish that I wasn't so tired


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