3 word story!!!

ShadowLightning · Post by **ShadowLightning** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:07 am

would take a

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 7:58 am

Boot to the

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:40 pm

eyes and eventually

FritzyBeat · Post by **FritzyBeat** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:16 am

The Story So Far wrote:There was a farmer who had a dog named Bingo. Bingo was his name. His name was Bingo. He was very lonely because he killed his friends because they wouldn't let him play with his favorite cat, named Whiskers. Whiskers was just minding his own business when a dog named Bingo (a different one) asked Whiskers if he wanted to get chewed up. Whiskers said no, but got chewed anyway because Bingo was jealous of Bingo and Bingo owed Bingo money, which seems absurd, but they both apparently use money for dog biscuits and large bowls which they fill with lots of baked bean juice. So they went to the store to buy more candy for the party later tonight.

They had no cream cheese crackers, so they needed cream cheese crackers in order to eat later on. Bingo asked Bingo if Bingo had any idea how to build a house out of cream cheese crackers. Bingo said that it was getting too late to build a house. Then he said "We can build a Victorian bathtub out of pudding." Right then, someone got Whiskers to not be dead via necromantic rituals and also Sam was there, so he helped out. I'm not sure what Sam exactly thought of everything, because he was dead and all. Sam lived a life of crime, which resulted in motorcycle cops everywhere. The motorcycle cops were quite enthusiastic with Sam's ability to be dead. Sam was dead and they all mourned his death, except for one, but he was not a real being, but an imaginary being who planned to eat everyone at the party later tonight. His name was Steve and he had a problem because I'm Steve.

Steve and Steve were going to build a cake out of pies made from cookies with cupcakes baked on top of a pot roast, till Steve realized that it tasted like garbage. Then, Bingo got confused and decided to bite Steve hard and then to run away from the bitten Steve. He ran to the gas station so he could buy some gasoline. Now that he bought the gas, he drove to the party that was at the beach near the abandoned syringe factor where he would eat all the food that was delivered there from Joe's Food Delivery. He knew not that Joe was actually the president of the largest doughnut factory in Principality of Sealand.

At the party, Bingo and Bingo met the Steves from the coast and told them they were out of cream cheese and baked potatoes and tiny umbrellas, which ruined everything. Therefore, the party was totally lame, so the Bingos decided to go to the store to buy fish in memory of their dead homies, who were cats that wore hats. Thus, the tradition started by Steve was not relevant. Then Mary arrived and she was completely ignorant about...she was unable to knit sweaters because she was a yarn kleptomaniac and that’s terrible because she really hates yarn. It makes her itchy. But Mary tried to steal all of the needles to prevent Steve and that’s scary. Scarier than scurvy. Steve has scurvy and no limes because the limes belong to the scientist. They needed to see why Steve hated limes because they wanted to find out where Steve hid the Easter eggs. Easter eggs are extremely important in the month of the Vernal Equinox because of all the bunnies running into the walls. It was chaos that was contained only by the willpower of the chipmunk army of the west side and honorable and slightly wise but never punctual brethren of the great Tapir god, Cousin of Zoltar, Prince of Pain, was named Tom the unforgiving. Chaos ensued when Tom tried to open the box of chocolates given to him by the queen of the Steves and Bingos. Oh unpleasant was the party she hosted unbeknownst to people from farms in the valley next to the land mine field that was inactive, and an orchard filled with fruit of the devil that was blessed with the spit of a hamster. She was infuriated with Tom because he wouldn’t give her a fancy gorilla costume for the Halloween party. Tom didn’t even know there was anything wrong with rotisserie chicken soups because they tasted great like diabetes. All of a sudden Tom began to dance in the vampire bund when someone said “Why must the sun come up in times of our great fun?” Then Tom proclaimed “I have no brains. I am smarter than you however now dead.” Bingo began hallucinating about the potato with the five of hearts that gunned down the Queen of Spades who loved the girl that was actually a mountain inside of a miniature schnauzer puppy. One of the problems with this was that it was illegal in Bingo’s owner’s farm to have a flashback on the back of a pirate named Captain Frostbeard the second.

Meanwhile in space there was a giant space squid named after Waldo because he was good at hiding behind unruly pronouns. Pronouns describe people as delicious fruitcakes hidden underneath H-fields filled with adjectives. Waldo hates conjunctions, since they killed his entire family on April fools out of spite. But they lived in his imagination on planet Xerox, because planet Xerox was a blackhole.

Squids are now flinging cake at the unlucky protagonists of the kingdom of the educationalists. A cat named Xavier Francois Leopold reigned as queen over the hamsters that killed puppies in their nightmares. The peasants rebelled against the hamsters and their queen. The rebels failed, but soon they cut the head of lettuce that unleashed Waldo, who helped the queen cut the head of the rebels who ate his head of lettuce. All Hope was doing was confusing the rebels, who were graveyard dead. The Zombie Rebels thought it best to continue on with being dead.

Waldo then decided to write a mail to the creator of the thread topic so the fourth wall could be rebuilt. Once rebuilt, Waldo wrote quickly, and ordered an attack on the factory that made cheese and tiny pretzels Inside a tube that is yellow with polka dots and green stripes. The attack ravaged the entire factory and reduced most of the building to mere rubble, with nothing left of the pretzels which caused sadness and into starvation. As a result, they all collapsed from lack of food and water and tiny pretzels, which made up the food supply of the whole town nearby, that was populated by pretzel eating dogs. They all cried because they lost all the pretzels and they decided to import more tiny pretzel bites and export more parts of the Pretzel Terraformer Project that is for mass world pretzel-ing which causes people to become salty with tiny pretzels and little loops that twist around with sugary glazing and cinnamon sugar eventually ending with coughing and gagging because of the tiny salt crystals mixing with sugar and dough pastry causing a horrible and cataclysmic explosion within their stomachs and thus caused a horrible stench that quickly spread throughout the town And made everyone faint from the sheer stench of explosion from their stomachs and their Bowels releasing gas into the town, and it's sewage got clogged up.

Then, the mayor declared that he has gone insane to the point of moving to the edge of the universe so that he could fire the lasers into the sun. Planet earth then quickly froze over and all the tiny pretzel bites.

Factory was now burnt until its down to the the cold ground which caused the climate to shift the north pole to the South quickly melting until Mammoths started to are alive again just to cause “thay” can do more chaos in-in this universe and ultimately collapse the “Galliifrax” universe where all the really annoying cats would take a boot to the eyes and eventually...

loose their testosterone.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 3:44 am

An elaborate trap

FritzyBeat · Post by **FritzyBeat** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:07 pm

for these cats

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:21 pm

was accidentally activated

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:37 pm

however all the

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:51 pm

bases are belong

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Post by **G'aunt_The_Overlord** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:09 pm

To the Omega

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:11 pm

Ship and the

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:45 am

Alpha cargo holders

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:43 pm

suddenly blew up D:

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:43 pm

Unbeknownst to the

kurowolfe · Post by **kurowolfe** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:16 pm

supernatural ethereal entities

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:10 am

the secret eccentric

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:20 pm

Destroyed all the

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:37 pm

enemy's gold mines

kurowolfe · Post by **kurowolfe** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:01 am

which seems to

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:01 am

crashed the market

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:25 am

for toaster stroodles

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:00 am

and tasty churros

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:08 am

A financial manager

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:43 am

named Billy Bumblebee

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:08 pm

came to town

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:28 pm

and tried to

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:44 am

pull the strings

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Post by **G'aunt_The_Overlord** » Sun Sep 01, 2013 2:18 pm

off the pizzaria

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:31 am

so that they

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Post by **G'aunt_The_Overlord** » Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:36 pm

Could eat the

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:45 am

special extra large

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Post by **G'aunt_The_Overlord** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:44 am

cheesy pizzas for

ShadowLightning · Post by **ShadowLightning** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:26 am

as long as

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:33 am

their eyes could

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:01 pm

go completely BLIND

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:08 pm

from the dazzling

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:07 pm

sparks of light

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:37 am

A black cat

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:32 pm

came to town

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:57 am

and breaks a