Housepets!

Posted: **Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:25 pm**

he does age... 1 year. Then he stops aging again

I wish I could stop time for 1 hour at a time

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:43 am**

you can but you stop for that one hour aswell

i wish i was forever young

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:04 am**

Your forever a 1 year old. Also you live with Twilight Vampires.

I wish I could stop bad movies from being made!

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:39 pm**

you stopped bad movied being made for only one second, then now they are being made again

i wish they found alien life

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:55 pm**

wish may already be granted. Of course, it'd just be bacteria, but it's still amazing!

I wish to be 5' 0" for a day

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:49 am**

Granted, but you become 0' 5" when night falls.

I wish for a dish of delicious fish.

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:34 am**

Granted! But its puffer fish!

I wish I had a team of good voice actors!

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:46 pm**

they don't exactly fit the characters you want them to play.

I wish I were in better shape.

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:56 pm**

Granted, you are now a pyramid.

I wish my work computer had an A.I. program to help me with my work.

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:21 pm**

congratulations, your computer is now GLaDOS

I wish my computer were better.

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:37 pm**

Congratulations your computer is now GLaDOS too!

I wish I could eat anything and not face health consequences.

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:13 am**

your now a zombie

i wish i was king from housepets

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:40 am**

Granted. Unfortunately, Pete has made you his pet once again and you are forced to live with him.

I wish animals in the real world had the abilities of animals in Housepets!

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:59 am**

Granted! Your pets are also more expensive to take care of! (N3DS, tv, comics, etc...)

I wish I had a Kanohi Matatu and the power to use it too...

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:20 am**

you... killed the thread! I had to google that just to know what that was

Granted, but it also functions like the Deku mask, changing you into an inanimate Lego Bionicle toy. The only way to change back is for somebody to take the mask off of you.

I wish I could spend a week with all my old friends with no worries about anybody having to go to work

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:14 pm**

All your old friends lost their jobs, are homeless, and currently crashing in your house.

I wish I was more vigilant.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:59 pm**

Granted: You now have a chronic case of insomnia.

I wish this cranberry lemon-lime soda I am drinking was caffeinated.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:13 pm**

Granted: Your soda is now caffeinated it's also diet and to top it off it's also flat so enjoy.

I wish my copy of Skyrim would stop with all the glitches.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:51 pm**

Granted, but you just took an arrow to the knee and can no longer continue adventuring.

I wish the single-player campaign of Portal 2 had more chapters.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:23 pm**

The campaign now has one additional chapter with one test... that has an extremely obvious solution.

I wish I was better at playing the trumpet.

Posted: **Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:46 pm**

Granted, but you only get better that you can play one note higher

I wish i didnt procrastinate so much

Posted: **Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:57 pm**

Your wish will be granted tomorrow. Try again later.

Your wish will be granted tomorrow. Try again later.

*repeat*

I wish I had a puppy

Posted: **Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:17 am**

Granted. You have a puppy, a puppy you gave birth to. The puppy also has birth defects and seems always in pain.

I wish I didn't accidentally break my cups, bowls and plates so much.

Posted: **Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:56 am**

Granted, but they are all styrofoam and you waste money on them.
I wish I could fix my dead car radio.

Posted: **Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:04 am**

Granted, but it ends up costing you a fortune.

I wish for peace. ^^

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:03 am**

Granted, you get a global war over which country is the most peaceful... and a piece of pie. :3

I wish for a really nice place to live.

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:05 am**

You have the perfect house... In the Twilight Zone.
I wish to be able to have clones made of anyone I want!

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:12 am**

Granted, you are now a computer AI that operates a cloning vat. In fact cloning operations is all you are programmed to do.

I wish to slay a mighty dragon and not be killed, injured, or slay it in some sort of electronic game.

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:51 am**

You slay it, and then wake up from your dream.
I wish I could get my homework done in seconds.

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:58 am**

Granted, your home is done... in mandarin chinese.

I wish for the best DSLR camera money can buy.

Posted: **Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:56 am**

Granted. You get the top of the line DSLR camera money can buy, however someone breaks into your house and steals before you get the chance to try it out.

I wish I know the answer to the riddle of Sleet's super secret happy time hugs.

Posted: **Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:29 am**

You now know, but are now traumatized and can never give nor receive another hug for as long as you live.
I wish I could go to a Vocaloid Concert.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:38 pm**

Granted, but a rare species of moths has nested in your ears and cannot be removed, effectively blocking your hearing until they leave. Tough luck

I wish to have the healing ability of Deadpool

Posted: **Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:53 pm**

You also receive psychosis and mental instability. You are locked up in an institute till the end of your days.

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:I just wish I were fluent in Japanese.

It's why I'd like the super power to be fluent in all existing languages.

I wish Brent's wish came true.

Posted: **Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:56 pm**

私は多くのおかげで、もはや英語を話すことができない。
(I can't speak English anymore, thanks a lot.)

I wish I had super intelligence.

Posted: **Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:00 pm**

Your welcome. :3
Anyway you become so smart that people can not wait to study your brain like they did with Einstein. You are kidnapped and examined. They mess up in the examination and turn you in a Quadriplegic.
I wish I had a week off from school.

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:21 am**

You get a week of military training.

I wish to become a master of stealth.

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:25 am**

You become so stealthy that no one notices anything you do resulting in everyone thinking your missing.
I wish for pie

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:06 am**

You get a mud pie! ...that's made of mud

I wish for a 2012 Chevy Corvette

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:13 am**

You get it, but it has Christine's personality.
I wish for the 8th book of Harry Potter.

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