You are now a serial killer...
You are caught and given the death penalty... Death by Seymour!
I wish for magic to be real!

granted, but you've given rise to powerful dark wizards that view non-magical people as inferiors. An oppressive society now reigns.

I wish for a miniature pet dragon

It is the size of a dust particle and merely invisible, you killed it when you sneezed.

I wish the world was an actual furry dimension (you know, where everyone is an anthro?)

You are there, but you are human, which is a slave race in this world.
You are treated poorly and find no happiness...
I wish I didn't feel bad about that...

They talk like boring college professors.
I wish that I could give others amnesia!

You forgot how.

I wish that horses could talk.

They act like Made of Win.
I wish for the ability to Teleport!

you can't choose your destination.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

um You are now an oscar myer weinner, but you are eatten by a stray dog
I wish life was like a vediogame!

The video game is resident evil

I wish I was good at sports

you're good at Curling.

I wish I wish I wish I was a fish

you are made into a fish sandwich

I wish I had a million dollars

It's all stolen you are sent to jail and never released. Also you are crushed by a million doll hairs.
I wish to be a ninja!

It is only 8 bit and only has Crazy Bus music.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You now know but you lose the ability to have a wish granted

I wish for snow

Granted but you dont have a jacket nearby
I wish that i can walk through walls!

You also fall through the floor and are incapable of grabbing anything solid.

I wish I lived in the United States

Wish granted, but you might want to watch out for cave ins, seeing as you live under the ground.

I wish I had a Butterfinger.

Your finger is now butter, which I melted.

I wish I was more productive

You learned crafting ideas from Skyrim, You Produced 50 Iron Daggers.


I wish that everyone should change the word retard from their vocabulary (e.g. Retarded horse running) and replace it with bipedal.

Everyone in the world becomes a quadruped.
I wish for a Peanut Puppy Plushie!

Now your house is filled to the celing with plushies and you cant get around

I wish i was famous

You become so famus you can't even go to the toilet without the world knowing about it!

I wish I had a warp capable starship...

Granted but its only a model toy of the USS Enterprise

I wish i was on Star Trek

you are a red shirt.

I wish i was in Star Wars.

You are in a Robot Chicken Parody of it.

I wish I had a pet Phoenix.

it flys away

i wish i was a Jedi!

It's a pet Ace Attorney.

I wish I had a pet Griffin. (I think I may know what will go wrong.)

I like the ace attorney better. By the way it's Pete.
I wish for the world's largest cake.

it's a 30-year-old fruit cake that's no longer edible

I wish for a large plate of onion rings

you get a very large plate with two onion rings.

I wish the semester didn't start tomorrow.

Congratulations you are no longer going to school. You were expelled.

I wish I could see into my future.

you only see a second into the future, so the world's audio is misaligned.

I wish I had already graduated college.

You graduate with a useless degree.

I wish my mom stopped trying to make me be a medical doctor.

Congrats you mom trys to make you a dentist

i wish itll rain gum balls

Millions of dollars of property damage is attributed to your wish. You are sued for this.

I wish I had the best lawyer in existence.

you get a copy of an Ace Attorney game.

I wish I was rich.

Your name is now Richard, nickname Rich.

I wish Ash Ketchum would age.