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You are now a serial killer... :?
You are caught and given the death penalty... Death by Seymour! :lol:
I wish for magic to be real! :geek:
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granted, but you've given rise to powerful dark wizards that view non-magical people as inferiors. An oppressive society now reigns.

I wish for a miniature pet dragon
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It is the size of a dust particle and merely invisible, you killed it when you sneezed.

I wish the world was an actual furry dimension (you know, where everyone is an anthro?)
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You are there, but you are human, which is a slave race in this world.
You are treated poorly and find no happiness... :(
I wish I didn't feel bad about that...
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[-Your wish has been granted...however, since you still have to feel bad for something, you now feel remorseful over... something else that's happened in the past!-]

I wish that plants could talk. Nothing else. o3o
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They talk like boring college professors.
I wish that I could give others amnesia!
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You forgot how.

I wish that horses could talk.
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They act like Made of Win.
I wish for the ability to Teleport!
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you can't choose your destination.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
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um You are now an oscar myer weinner, but you are eatten by a stray dog
I wish life was like a vediogame!
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The video game is resident evil

I wish I was good at sports
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you're good at Curling.

I wish I wish I wish I was a fish
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you are made into a fish sandwich

I wish I had a million dollars
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It's all stolen you are sent to jail and never released. Also you are crushed by a million doll hairs.
I wish to be a ninja!
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You are now thrown into the world of Ninja Gaiden. Good luck!
I wish for safe Virtual Reality. ^^
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It is only 8 bit and only has Crazy Bus music.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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You now know but you lose the ability to have a wish granted

I wish for snow
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Granted but you dont have a jacket nearby
I wish that i can walk through walls!
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You also fall through the floor and are incapable of grabbing anything solid.

I wish I lived in the United States
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Wish granted, but you might want to watch out for cave ins, seeing as you live under the ground.

I wish I had a Butterfinger.
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Your finger is now butter, which I melted.

I wish I was more productive
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You learned crafting ideas from Skyrim, You Produced 50 Iron Daggers.


I wish that everyone should change the word retard from their vocabulary (e.g. Retarded horse running) and replace it with bipedal.
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Everyone in the world becomes a quadruped.
I wish for a Peanut Puppy Plushie!
I like Pie!!!
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Now your house is filled to the celing with plushies and you cant get around

I wish i was famous
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You become so famus you can't even go to the toilet without the world knowing about it!

I wish I had a warp capable starship...
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Granted but its only a model toy of the USS Enterprise

I wish i was on Star Trek
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you are a red shirt.

I wish i was in Star Wars.
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You are in a Robot Chicken Parody of it.

I wish I had a pet Phoenix.
I like Pie!!!
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it flys away

i wish i was a Jedi!
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It's a pet Ace Attorney.

I wish I had a pet Griffin. (I think I may know what will go wrong.)
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I like the ace attorney better. By the way it's Pete.
I wish for the world's largest cake.
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it's a 30-year-old fruit cake that's no longer edible

I wish for a large plate of onion rings
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you get a very large plate with two onion rings.

I wish the semester didn't start tomorrow.
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Congratulations you are no longer going to school. You were expelled.

I wish I could see into my future.
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you only see a second into the future, so the world's audio is misaligned.

I wish I had already graduated college.
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You graduate with a useless degree.

I wish my mom stopped trying to make me be a medical doctor.
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Congrats you mom trys to make you a dentist

i wish itll rain gum balls
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Millions of dollars of property damage is attributed to your wish. You are sued for this.

I wish I had the best lawyer in existence.
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you get a copy of an Ace Attorney game.

I wish I was rich.
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Your name is now Richard, nickname Rich.

I wish Ash Ketchum would age.
I like Pie!!!
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