Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

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Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

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This is a forum game I played on another forum, and it was fun.
Basically you go Waiter! There is a ____ in my soup! And the next person responds and does it again with something different.
Example:
P1: Waiter! There are obscure references in my soup
P2: OH MY GOSH IS THAT JASPER
Waiter! There are soup cans in my soup
P3: I thought you asked for extra soup
Waiter! There's goat salad in my soup.

Okay, to get started
Waiter! There's a bowl of soup in a bowl of soup in a bowl of soup… in my bowl of soup!
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I thought you asked for extra flies, but we were out. I gave you extra soup.

Waiter! I have a fox in my soup!
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Yeah, I'm leaving, it winked at me

WAITER! THERE ARE EYES (OF HURRICANES) IN MY SOUP
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What do you mean "it complements the tempest in my teapot???"

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My mistake, it was for the gravy boat

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Of course, it's alphabet soup.


Waiter, there are bouys in my soup!
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oh, I thought it was swiss cheese.

WAITER! ALL OF MY FORUM RP CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T FROM THE HOUSEPETS FORUMS ARE IN MY SOUP!
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Sorry about that, I read other webcomics too.

Waiter! There's a sarcastic fox in my soup! Tell Rick!
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Musta discovered your chicken soup was only pea....

WAITER! THERE'S A POKEMON IN MY SOUPS!!!
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Don't let the Pikachu zap you!

Waiter, there's a mouse in my soup!
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well yeah, there's supposed to be. this place primary caters to domestic cats. it's a garnish.

waiter there's dragon in my soup.
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Sure. Now you'll never send your soup back `cause it's gone cold.

Waiter, I've got penguins in my soup!!
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do you need it to be hotter, because that might send it away.
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Of course! It's shepherd's pie!

Waiter! There's an alligator in my soup!
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So that's why Crocodile Rock was on the radio.

Waiter! Res is in my soup!
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Well, sir, that's a "Novel" complaint!

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That's what happens when you give Res mana....

Waiter, why are youin my soup?
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HELP! Save me! do someth- *all further sounds are gurgled messes*

WAITER! THERE'S A CHI-BLOCKER (Avatar the Last Airbender) IN MY SOUP!
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Well, that's fine, no superpowers allowed anyways!

Waiter! Ahh, there's a wolf in my soup!
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Hmmm, he must be stalking the elk in there.

Waiter, there's a motorboat in my soup!!
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Well, that's what the gravy boat is for.

Waiter! There's the entire cast of Savestate in my soup!
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Soup's got "game"!

Waiter, there's an asteroid in my soup!
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Could be an alien soup?

Waiter, there is a fingernail clipping in my soup
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Sorry. It's a habit.

WAITER, THERE'S A BILL CIPHER IN MY SOUP!
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"Don't worry, sir - there will be no "cyphers" on your "bill".

"WAITER - THERE'S A FORD FAIRLANE IN MY SOUP!"
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You asked for your soup to have taste.

Waiter! There is a buffet bar in my soup!
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oops *replaces it with a martini bar*

Waiter there's a hero in my soup.
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You ordered the "Super Soup".

Waiter! There is a bunch of boxes in my soup!
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should we pack your sup in another box?

waiter! there is a phone in my soup!
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That happens now and then. We don't know how it happens.

Waiter! There is an alpaca in my soup!
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Sorry, they look just like llamas.

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Sorry, we'd replace it but they took the bowl

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*turns off the wifi*

Waiter, there's a zergling in my s-AUGH!!! GET IT OFF!
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I'm sorry, I am not equipped to handle this.
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Set phasers to kill. Definitely.

Waiter! There's a hyperlink in my soup!
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Do you want to find out where it goes?

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Why complain? Those things are worth a fortune!

Waiter! There's national debt in my soup!
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Sorry, we were all out of personal debt

Waiter, there's the complete series of Spectacular Spider-Man on Blu-Ray in my soup!
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Sorry, here's a copy on HD DVD

Waiter! There's thousands of unread emails in my soup!
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You get that with our "special delivery service", dear customer.

Waiter, there's a narwhale in my soup!
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