Housepets!

Remember to keep it PG!

When I was 5, I once ripped a butterfly's wings off with my shoes and thought I was smart for turning it back into a caterpillar.

I hit a kid half my size from behind during a hockey game. I was a bully in general when I played and took pride in being a dirty player
as of right now no remorse for any of it.

I stole 10 dollars from a wallet I found on the ground... It still haunts me to this day.
I'm a terrible person! I feel like a monster! I cannever forgive myself fir all the things I did when I was younger!

When I was 8, I used to naively make fun of my grandpa in a jokingly manner. I regret everything I said.

I lie to my parents on a daily basis, in fact, my lying is so convincing that I'm a borderline sociopathic liar.

17 and have yet to receive my first kiss

almost 19 and same. I... win?

I'm 21 and I'm ready to bring down the thunder if this thread goes wrong.

yeah, we're only talking about kissing. the thunder is only needed if we talk about I'm a mod. did you really think I'd say something I shouldn't?

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:yeah, we're only talking about kissing. the thunder is only needed if we talk about I'm a mod. did you really think I'd say something I shouldn't?

... Maybe. You kinda seem a bit shifty sir. I'm gonna need to see what's in that beard... My god that was in such bad taste.

... I'm trying to remember one............... I once stole food. That's all I can remember right now.

I think I have serious mental problems but I don't feel like my family would understand so I don't talk to them about it.
And I really should

I was so bad at basketball in my childhood I can count the points I scored in the three years I played on my fingers.

I'm supposed to be doing research right now.

... Erm ... I'm multitasking. Yeah, that's it ...

I feel like Im just wasting my parents money and sometimes I just want to drop out of college and go waste away working at a convienience store or something.

Seth wrote:I feel like Im just wasting my parents money and sometimes I just want to drop out of college and go waste away working at a convienience store is something.

Don't you dare drop out now! I'll lose all respect I have for you!
I can't stand dropouts!

TensaZangetsu wrote:

Seth wrote:I feel like Im just wasting my parents money and sometimes I just want to drop out of college and go waste away working at a convienience store is something.

Don't you dare drop out now! I'll lose all respect I have for you!
I can't stand dropouts!

oh yes it's much better if I waste a bunch of my parent's money.

then you could try getting a job and not dropping out. plenty of people have to work their way through college.

You misunderstand,
money isn't the issue
the issue is whether or not there's really a point to what I'm doing.

I was providing a solution to the "wasting my parents' money" thing. I still say you shouldn't give up. at this point, dropping out would mean you've complete;y wasted the money they've already spent on you. the best thing to do in my opinion is to keep going, maybe discuss this with your parents.

I had a pirated version of Adobe CS5, I was so guilty after that, I decided never to pirate again.

I have scored 0% on a test in high school once and I did actually attempt some of the questions...

Last year, I fell asleep after completing a math test, and 30 minutes later I woke up to discover I had been snoring loudly the whole time.

Lesson here?
Don't fall asleep in school when you have a bad head cold.

I used to think Housepets! was a comic that wasn't worth following. THERE I SAID IT!

WHA!!!??? MADNESS!!! SHUN THE EX-NONBELIEVER!!!

it's ok

Whenever no one watches(or I think no one does), I play Ministry Of Funny Walks by myself.

Medli wrote:Whenever no one watches(or I think no one does), I play Ministry Of Funny Walks by myself.

...
So do I. ^_^;

Good to know I'm not alone 8D

I am not allowed Energy Drinks ever because whenever I get Energy Drinks I am Hyper on a whole new level. You know, Invent-200-Cancer-Cures-Per-Second hyper.

I really want a pokemon tattoo. There were some really cool designs posted on pokememes.memebase.com recently. I want the Jolteon or Flareon

I don't really wear glasses.....I've been meaning to change this avatar once I draw something...It was a picture for a CD cover I was making for Going After Cacciato.....

To be honest, in the time I was gone...

Well...

Let's just say, I kinda grew to like THAT side of the internet because of some friends on my bus.

Although like most things in my life, I grew tired of it and moved on, and now I never look back and spend my time with my steam friends, playing Sven Coop, Terraria, and other games. And of course, I post here, and read the comic (Well, atleast now I do).

I often think that I'm too weird and that I should strive to be normal because it's what I think society expects from me. However, I do not think too highly of society as a whole. When I meet a person they seem much more real to me. That is to say that they have their own personality. I'm sure it's just the way I'm perceiving the world. I don't want to be the person who likes popular stuff because it's popular and that's what everyone else likes. I want to like stuff that I like and not be seen as some nutcase for doing so. I guess it boils down to "If I'm not being normal as society expects me to be then I am doing something wrong. If I'm doing something wrong, it is a bad thing. Doing bad things means I'm a bad person." The result is that I feel so guilty when I think I'm being so weird. It doesn't make any sense but that's how I feel. Have the things I said made any sense to you?
Does this count as a confession?

P.S. Should I elaborate? I'll try to keep it short and simple. If you don't want me to bother you with this then I'm fine with that.

never feel bad because you're different. Some of the greatest people in history could be considered "weird"

Don't strive to be like everyne else
Trying to change who you are/what you want because you want to be like others doesn't end well

@ RandomGeekNamedBrent and @Seth Thank you for your words of kindness. I really do appreciate it.

I find great joy in pushing people's buttons
and I curse like a sailor

and any time QRS3000

I started a History test, got a nosebleed after the teacher handed it out, and waited in the nurse's office until there was only fifteen minutes left. I came back and completed it in 10 minutes and still got an A. I don't know how I did it...