Housepets!

New game guys, and I have no idea if it already exists, or if its fun at all.
Only time will tell.
So, here's the deal:
Person #1 then writes an impossible situation.
(eg: Stuck at the foot of a mountain without food or water and only a can of
deodorant).
Person #2 would have to bring the guy to safety by telling what he does to
get out of the situation (it doesn't have to follow common sense, and there
is no "right" answer).
Then #2 writes his/her own impossible situation.
Of course I'll start:

The guy is stuck inside a small wooden box without any way of opening it, on
sea, with a pot of superglue.

Ocean water seeps into the box, and upon contact with the glue, the glue turns into super acid. The super acid then proceeds to eat through the box, but upon contact with the box, it turns into super acid that turns water solid! Spreading, the guy now is on a platform of solid water. Suddenly, space pirates from the past warp in with their fleet, and the captain, named Starbeard, personally rescues Guy. Guy then is told that he is the chosen one to save the space pirates of the future from the greedy Marsian Empire, and lives happily ever after while being awesome and having adventures.

On the other side of the planet however, a totally different guy is in the jungle, surrounded by three bears with spears who wish to have him for breakfast. He is only armed with a water pistol and has his legs tied.

There is no running >:c

The water-gun is filled with quicksilver, and the guy squirts it down the throat of the bears, poisoning them. he then chucks the water gun at one of the bears and runs past it, running until the bears are to sick to chase him.

But now he's unarmed and must get through a cave full of snakes, mountain lions, and leprechauns with cannons for eyes.

A cave in crushes all snakes, mountain lions, and leprechauns with cannons for eyes and opens an escape route outside of the cave.

There is a large pit full of lava with lavasharks in it between you and the exit.

you have a lava-proof suit and lava shark repellant.

on the other side, an army of Chuck Norrisses tries to stop you.

you bake them a delicious cake and get safe passage.

(Seth, you forgot to write a situation :p )
Guy stuck in a cramped tiny cave (no back end to escape out of) by a huge boulder
blocking the way. His jackhammer is outside of the cave, and he has nothing but
a tin of zippo fluid.

He goes left through the scenic rout out of the cave.

An evil snake monster that is not affected by snake repellent appears.

You stop on its head and knock it unconscious, then run to safety.

You're stuck on a desert island made of glass, rock, and iron. All you have is a can of orange soda, an empty cardboard box, two days worth of food, and a radio that you used to call for help. Your rescue won't be there for two weeks, how do you survive?

live among the Dolphins

Stuck in a trash ccompacter that's rapidly closing on you

(um... Seth? Are you sure about what you need to do in this game?)

Tattorack wrote:(um... Seth? Are you sure about what you need to do in this game?)

yes

(well.. the guy isn't out of the situation, it just got worse )
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I hope this is still alive:
Guy is stuck on an island about the size of an average living-room,
with nothing but toothpaste and a bottle of scotch.

Makes an explosive with the toothpaste and scotch and blows himself away from the island and lands on a luxury cruise ship.

His landing damaged the ship and it is sinking.

it hits an iceberg and gets stuck so it won't sink.

he's stuck on a ship which is stuck on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean.

He carves a canoe out of the ice and reaches safety.

Guy stuck in the back of a moving van tied-up and gagged and gagged.
Your feet are the only things not tied, and there is a tube of ketchup along
with you.

you use your feet to fashion a knife out of ketchup to cut the ropes.

now that the ropes are cut, you're locked in the van and you can't make a key because you used all the ketchup to make the knife.

Since a van is made of nice flat surfaces it is THE best thing to fold with.
You fold a classic dart and fly to safety.

Your stuck on the tip of a mountain with one torn parachute and three biscuits.

the biscuits are so light and fluffy that you can use them to float to safety.

you are stuck in the middle of a desert with nothing but a paperclip.

The paper clip is actually a teleportation device from the future set to take you to a home in the year that it comes from, and teleports you to the year 2536, where your bank account is so full of money from sitting with interest, that you will have no problems with living life without a problem.

Stuck inside a mummy tomb with a living mummy, and the only thing you have is tools you brought with you.

The tools you brought are ghost-busting materials, you zap the mummy and are safe... for the moment.

you want to play a forum game, but the previous poster forgot to include a vital piece in their post.

You make a post that gives a new situation.

You're stuck in a truck shop with some crazy guy who wants to burn the building down.

you make a circle out of tools and summon an ice demon to freeze the man and break the door down

Your trapped on an island with a trigonomotry quiz, taco sauce, and a two year old infant named enrique

Make Enrique take the quiz until he receives a 100%. Then throw the taco sauce into the heart of the island, creating a taco sauce monster. By combing the now impressive trigonometric skills of Enrique and the brute strength of the taco sauce monster, they will be able to build a functional catapult to fling you home.

You are trapped in an empty room, suspended in a cave, wearing a dinosaur costume. Reach the surface.

You shoot lasers from your eyes to cut through the wall in a way that makes it fall down so you can walk down it, and use the rocket powered shoes in your costume's tail to fly up through the cave walls!

You're frozen inside a block of ice, that's sitting in a walk-in freezer that's locked, how do you get out without alerting the very light sleeping psychopath that froze you in the first place and get to the police station?

By phoning the police of course! They come, and arrest the Baddie!

... But the Baddie escapes and comes back for revenge.
He kidnaps you, and a friend. And locks you in a basement.

You dig to China!

Guy stuck inside an oil drum, on the top of Mt Everest, with nothing but an ice lolly.

use the lolly to push your way down the mountain, the fall will break it open and a magical Rick Griffin flies by and saves you.(XD name pun)

Trapped in a room with speakers playing a loop of a justin beiber song, and all you have is a tissue and a dietary guide

Before Guy goes mad, puts tissue in ears!
Then uses the book to convince the walls on a diet, wich over time makes them brittle
and easy to break.

Guy is stuck in the middle of a traffic jam that's so tight that he can't even open the door!
He has nothing but a pen-knife and a megaphone.

Time to Macgyver my way out of this.
He uses the pen knife to cut through the floors *It takes a while*, then escapes out of the bottom and runs toward destination while screaming "The Game" to his oppressors.

Man is trying to make a new T.V. with shaving cream, a mirror, and a ladder.

uses to ladder to break into the window of a warehouse, blinds the guard with shaving cream and escapes with a new television.

A man is hogtied in a rapidly closing trash compacter with no way to cut the ropes and noone within earshot.

The ropes combust, dropping him onto the compacted which was jammed due to tennis balls and walked away unscathed.

Is in the rain with a candle, the candle being the only thing keeping him alive and with no way of covering said candle.

Luckily it's a Cursed Candle and thus rainproof.

Trapped on an asteroid that is heading for earth, and the only thing you have is a teddy bear.

Inflates the teddy bear to incredible proportions to cushion the asteroid's collision.

The huge bear is on fire and you are in the middle of it.

Activate my wind control to put out the fire... To bad I've not got enough control over the power to control the asteroid or this wouldn't have been a problem to begin with.

You're stuck in the middle of a strong sandstorm with winds in excess of 80 MPH, and you have nothing but the clothes on your back in the middle of nowhere, How do you get to safety?

I've got wings, so I fly away.

you're on top of a mountain, 500 miles above sea level with a bomb that will kill you unless you get to sea level in 1 minute.

I jump knowing the fastest way from one point to another is a straight line down, and by activating my rocketshoes as I hit terminal velocity, I enter into a parallel universe where I must fight off the bomb in its alternate form, 12 Drummers Drumming, 11 Pipers Piping, 10 Lords-a-Leaping, 9 Ladies Dancing, 8 Maids-a-Milking, 7 Swans-a-Swimming, 6 Geese-a-Laying, 5 Gold Rings, 4 Calling Birds, 3 French Hens, 2 Turtle Doves, And a Partridge in a ridiculous clown suit. After a fearsome battle, I emerge with my true love swearing to never again buy me such silly things, while I say, "Its okay, we just decked the halls with a," Sunglasses "Bomb of Holly" YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Unfortunately, she found little humor in this joke, and turns into giant four-eyed ice troll. With all your resources diminished besides a single candy cane, you must survive this trial.

It's a giant flame-throwing candy cane. I melt the ice troll.

you're now locked in a room with a melted ice troll, so you are drowning, and you have no resources.

I wonder what happened to my nifty flame-throwing candy cane, but never mind that, I start discussing the matter of needing oxygen to my brain. It is then that brain has a brilliant idea in that water is made of hydrogen and oxygen, so by filtering out water by attaining the attention span of a goldfish and subsequently not realizing basic human impossibilities, I exhaust the room of oxygen, leaving me in a room of hydrogen. Before brain can realize its logical errors, I rub my hands together fast enough to ignite the hydrogen and blow up the room, remaining unharmed because brain is too stupid to understand still.

But, this in turn leaves man with low-level brain. He no knows how type well and no can keep speak, text write. What do?