One of my favorite forum games, basically you post something that follows the list. (I wanna see how far this goes :3)

i.e.:

good: you get pokemon black version
Bad: it's in Japanese
Worse: it breaks

So let's get started
Good: you find a 100$ bill

Worse: you drop it into the sea.

Good, you're mom takes you grocery shopping to restock your dorm

bad: she's not paying for it.

Worse: she picks out only vegetables, and food you don't like.

good: you've won a brand new car!

bad: it's a hot wheels car.

worse: it was crushed by the weight of my hammer.

Good: it's your birthday.

Hooray! bad: its not actually your birthday

worse: you were born on february 29th, so you only have a birthday every 4 years.

good: this game is on a roll

bad: it's because this game is now a hamburger.

worse: I just ate the hamburger

Good: I have the power to restart a cycle!

bad:the cycle is spinning out of control!!!!!!

ugly... I mean worse: the cycle is never ending.

Good:I just beat Tales of Symphonia

Bad: you don't have a lot of Ex points. (I forgot what they're called.)

worse: nothing else to play

Good: your creative an make up your own game.

bad:noone to play it with.

Worse: those who do suck.

good:going to the football game tomorrow.

Bad: You don't know the rules of football.

worse: it's paper football

Good: I forgot my own name.

bad:need to fill out some forms

worse: the forms are made of stone

good
you have a chisel

bad: its made of paper

Worse: it explodes.

Good: foxes are cute.

Worse, it is illegal to own one as a pet in most places.

bad: you only have lame music.

good: there was a new episode of ponies.