^ no, u
< He?
V Vassup, bro?

^ Forget your opposite day

< Is forgetting your opposite day

v Will explain to me what's up with opposite day

^ Just another one of them made-up days where everything is backwards.

< Is not falling for such a silly game, as Ebly is silly.

V Will now explain how silly Ebly is

^ is smart for not falling for silly games
< Ebly is so silly, he's not even American
v will be Ebly ranting

^ Wrong.
< Coolidge.
V Not cool like me. :>

^ Hurt my feelings.

< :c

v Make me feel better >:

^ Is awesome and like the best friend I ever had.
< Feels like a good person
V Will eat a grilled cheese sandwich sometime in the future and love it

^ human
< eating a sandwich right now
v probably not human

^ Wrong

< Human and also wants a grilled cheese sandwich now thanks a lot

v Has never been to Italy.

^: is the strangest person here.

<: rants for Elby.

V: will rant with me.

^ No longer has a mohawk.

< Will let Fennris do it for him

V Isn't doing anything important or life threatening in the slightest even washing dishes with the knifes upsidown.

^ apparently doesn't like flaming torch juggling
< is going to learn a new hobby that ^ will like
v will find Waldo in the near future

^ is Waldo
< has found Waldo
v

^FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<I WAS FOUND!
V HIDE ME, NAO.

^ has already said what I am
< is waldo
v is not waldo

^ is what?
< is what?
v is what?

^ an Aussie
< waldo
v most likely slippy

^ what
< what
v what

^ Who?
< What?
v When?

^ PAIR
< OF
v DOXES

Somebody call for some fun?

^
<
v

^
<
v

^ ANOTHER
< PAIR OF
v DOXES

^ Crazy
< Crazy
V Please come again.

^ Is totally not doing a ring entrance
< Is doing a ring entrance
V needs to pass me a mic to talk about all the Hulkamanians out there that came to Wrestlemania.

^Shall save the world


<Foretold of ^'s saving of the world.


v Will attempt to stop ^'s saving of the world, thus nullifying <'s prophecy, but v is stupid so ^ is probably in no real danger, and neither is < for that matter, but <, who lives on the world, v, kthx, would appreciate it if you'd stop hindering ^ regardless :I

^ Shaddup.
< I'm going to destroy the world.
V Nothing you can do about it.

^ Destroying the world these days is overrated and too hard
< is on an asteroid
V is also on the asteroid. yay!

^ is a asteroid

< is like "DUDE, WE CAN TOTALLY LIKE BLOW THIS GREEN AND BLUE PLANET UP MAN! high fiiiiivvee!"

V is trying to figure out why VV is jumping off a cliff

^ has poor grammer skills
< is wondering why v is jumping off a cliff
v is jumping off a cliff