^ PIME TARADOX!!
< is sleepy
v can't dodge bricks

^ Oh f-

< Brick'd

v Your v will also apply to the third poster below you, in addition to the second poster's.

^ Guah?
< Should really finish his homework
v should also finish his homework

^ Caught me red handed

< Is working on Pre-calc homework

V Is taking a picture of of something; what is it?

^ I haven't finished my homework yet....
< DON'T SPELL MY NAME WRONG
v Has a rare holigraphic Charizard card

^: I really do!

<: Play's childrens card games. PASTA!

v: The next millionaire.

^ gives money
< is sad that ^ said he would destroy me
V will make sure that Elby will be destroyed after me

^ It's been foretold in a prophecy over 9 9 09 years ago.....
< Hasn't 9 been 9 over 9 to 9 the 9 Gamestop 9 yet 9 to 9 pick 9 up 9 Beatles 9 Rock 9 Band.....
v Is going to see 9, or District 9, or listen to Revolution 9, or do something 9 times....

9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9

^ Needs to talk to someone about this 9 obsession
< Is going to see 9
V Will go see it with <

^ is going to go see 9
< will gladly go with ^ to see 9
V will clean up afterward

^ Is my new best friend and is going to see 9 with me and ^^
< Is a sociopath
v Is my long-lost aunt thrice removed

^ Lives in Charlotte!
< Also lives in Charlotte!
V Better live in Charlotte too!

^ holy cr**

< lives in Charlotte

V Should have the money ready for the movie tickets

^ Notices his wallet is missing
< Has money for movie tickets, popcorn, AND drinks
V YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

^ Hey, repeat after me!
< mhmhpmhmphmphm
v I'M DEAD!

^Should stand on the point!
<*dead too*
v killed me

^ is dead now

< Gladly killed ^

V will join the IRC NOW!

^: Is in IRC

<: Already In IRC.

v: Will like lots of my PASTA!.

^ This is just a piece of plastic pasta the sauce is good though!
< Just got a new zombie killing shotgun
v Has the T-Virus

^ Brainsss...
< Braaaaaiiinssss...
V Keeeyyyybooard caa- er, ahem, braiiins...!

^ Call Ash
< Means Ash from Evil Dead
v Calls a cab instead

^ Cool story bro
< bro
v super cool story brah

^ Beat me to responding to Pyro by a few seconds

< wonders who the heck candlejack is

V Will slap V V with a large trout

^: is very mean
<: Is very angry
v: hits poster below him.

^ will kill us all

< thinks he might double post then decides against it

V will most likely be Dylan

^ is very right

< is happy

V gives the "meaning of life"

^ lies time paradoxes
< doesn't know what the plural of paradox is, and is likely
v should tell < what the plural of paradox is

^ TARADOX!
< found something on the internet
v will found it too

^: is the past.

<: is the present.

V: is the future.

^ has a time-traveling Delorean
< stole the time-traveling Delorean
v cannot mention "Back to the Future" in v's post

^ H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉
< H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉
v Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚

^ is very scary.

< wants to know how to do that ^

V will predict what happens in the next comic.

^ Isn't ^

< Grape will elope with Bino and Sasha will kidnap Peanut and hold him for ransom.

v Will do jumping jacks or he is uncool.