^ Made < jump off a cliff
< Is jumping off a cliff because ^ made him
V AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!

^ Has a reckless disregard for gravity

< Loves downloading the free mods off steam

V Should play more video games

^ is crazy

< plays enough Video games as it is

V will make his next post in pink.

^ no < came up with it.

< is laughing at ^^'s post

V is and always will be, below this post.

^ will always be above this post.

< is a pickle.

V will say something about fruit.

^ Hahahaha, weeeelllll
< I am a fruit.
V Hi.

^ that is awesome

< woke up one day and found out that he was a ninja! (Awesome)

V Will perish to my shuriken.

^ might be mistaken for a naruto fanboy
< perishes by shuriken
v must run from the shuriken

^ Is perished by the puny shuriken
< Takes the shuriken like a man
V Must revive < after shuriken blow

^ is near death

< shoves ^ into a well.

V should slap him self. (Not IN REAL LIFE)

^ is killing a lot of people today
< is a zombie now. Braaaiiiiiiiiinssssss
v is <'s first victim

^ AHHHH ZOMBIE!

< I regret nothing!

V Save ^

^ you regret everything you have ever done
< derp
v DO NOT LOOK AT ME, I DIDN'T ASK YOU A QUESTION!

^
< still braaaaaiiiiiiinnsssss
v thinks this joke is getting old

^ is a zombie
< has the cure
V will sell cure for zombies

^ Liez about most things

< Will sell it... oh what the heck! *Stabs Teh Brawler with the cure, and then steals money from him*

V should try and find under there

^ Should have used the cure better.

< Not a Naurto fanboy but an abridged fanboy.

V What are you looking at?

^ may have paranoia
< Where am I? What happened?
v explain

^ The fruits got you.
< I'll keep you safe.
V Is one of the fruits.

^ will keep me safe...

< not a fruit, but a box.

V Will make a fruit basket.

^ FRUIT BASKET!
< Pancakes!
v Sandvich, is just ham!

^ Pancake!

< Bacon!

V Cornish game hen?

^ No, Fruit.
< Fruit.
V Kiss me you fool.

^ WHOA THERE
< isn't like that
v will kiss ^ instead

^ Jerk
< Isn't kissing anyone
V Will kiss ^^ instead

^HAH, YES!
<*Kisses Slippy*
V You know you liked that.

^ Yeah, I did.
< Is cool.
V Gimme' a 'nanner.

^ PARADOX
< has had his mind blown by ^
v will give < a cheezeburger

^ Will eat my pasta!

< Becomes slightly insane, and forgets things around him!

V you are better then ^^^, and vv is just cool that way and ^^^^ is not related

^ is crazy!

< 's cheesburger is chasing him! not ripe yet!!!

v leads cheesburger in his direction!

^ is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
< is being attacked by flying potato chips
V is awesome because he saves < from the flying potato chips of death

^ is safe from the potato chips, but is now being eaten by a Sandvich.

< is to full to save ^

V will have to save ^ for me.

^ no
< is killing with fire
v will kill with fire

^ kills with fire

< kills not with fire, but with bullets.

V Is very useless against < and ^.

^ Got Splash Attack'ed
< Had no effect
V Will change Pokemon

^ stole my joke
< switches to Dragonite
v must command said Dragonite

^ forced me to use dragonite
< prefers dragonair
V must not involve pokemon in their next post