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Author:  TurtleCopter [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:56 am ]
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What everyone thought was over, has really just begun. After a failed attempt to bring down the wall, a captain with no time on his hands and a co-captain who took over the operation only to never be seen again, the operation has been abandoned. If you want to discover the mysteries behind that wall, the only way your gonna do it, is with a little help...


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Hello there reader! :D

This is a continuation of Destroy the wall; a series of forum games involving attacking.

each one failed due to a lack of GM support, so they are now locked away in the dead thread bed.

Destroy the wall was one of the first "Roll to dodge" games on the forums, as far as I can tell, and was very popular in it's time, having no limits to what you could do (unless they break the rules).

Rules
1. you cannot climb, go through, or teleport through the wall. where would the fun be in that? If you do, you will instantly fail, or it will have no effect.
2. Don't TK. Unless it is a Medic Gun, don't point your weapon at your friends! You will probably end up hurting yourself anyways.
3. If you die, you or a friend must roll a 4-6. No exceptions.
4. Be creative, you can do whatever you want, as long as it doesn't break the rules.
5. You can double attack for an attempt at more damage, ([first dice] + [second dice] = Double attack)
6. Have fun! It isn't a forum game if it isn't fun.
7. Be very careful in what you do, because if you fail, you might end up helping the wall! :cry:
8. I will now show you the possible outcomes for each side of the dice.

Dice Rules
1 - Epic fail, instant death, intense damage, status ailments, or Wall Modifications.
2 - Failure, damage.
3- Everything went better than expected
4- This went way better than expected
5 - Things like this have never worked so well in my entire life!
6 - The Best you can get, supercharges EVERYTHING!!!

So, without further stalling, LET'S DO THIS!!! leeeeeeeroooooy jeeeeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiiiiiiins!!!

Wall Health: 5000 (you know, corrosion? It has been a while. ;) )
Wall Status: Peaceful

Player's Status

-No Players

Author:  loomCAT [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:24 am ]
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Alright, this wall is going DOOWWWN!!!

First off, I'll utilize my Black Mage prowess and cast Blizzaga on the wall!

Author:  TurtleCopter [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:32 am ]
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Wall Health: 4851
Wall Status: Cold and Uneasy


loomCAT (4) - Your Blizzaga Freezes parts of the wall off. 149 damage.

Player's Status

loomCAT Health = 100 Weapons: Ice Staff

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:38 am ]
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I use my Shape-shifting abilities to turn into a dragon and breathe fire onto the wall.

then I fly up, and dive-kick the wall.

Author:  FlintTheSquirrel [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:39 am ]
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*Throw some small, not so dangerous object at it*

Author:  loomCAT [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:43 am ]
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Alright, since my ice spell went so swimmingly, I think I'll blast the wall with a cast of Flood!

Author:  TurtleCopter [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:12 pm ]
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Ilovehousepets Wrote:
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Wall Health: 3555
Wall Status: Somewhat upset.


RandomGeekNamedBrent (5 + 1) - You breathe not fire, but molten lava at the wall, causing immense damage, but some of the bricks fall off of the wall, and temporarily Knock you Out (1 turn). 328 damage.

FlintTheSquirrel (6) - you throw the seemingly harmless object at the wall, and it transform into a Nuclear bomb. 563 damage!

loomCAT (5) - you flood the wall with a tsunami the size of a skyscraper, washing away a bunch of bricks. 405 damage

Player's Status

loomCAT - |Health = 100| |Weapons: Ice Staff|
RandomGeekNamedBrent (Knocked Out) - |Health = 90| |Weapons: Shape shifting powahs|
FlintTheSquirrel - |Health = 100| |Weapons = None Yet.|

Author:  loomCAT [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:26 pm ]
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Curses... looks like Brent's gonna be out for a while. Nothing I can do to help him, either.

Oh, well. I'll continue blasting away with boring ol' black magic! XD

I shall now cast Firaja upon the wall!

Author:  FlintTheSquirrel [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:58 pm ]
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*Watches the fireworks* o.o Umm.... *Shifts his attention to Brent.*
*Puts a bandaid on him*

Author:  yehoshua [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:46 pm ]
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Very well then, my turn. *covers my arm in layers apon layers of thick fire and punches the wall at full speed*

Author:  TurtleCopter [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:40 pm ]
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Wall Health: 2836
Wall Status:
Mad.

loomCAT (5) Firaja now = Lava tornado. 425 damage
FlintTheSquirrel (2) - You forgot your Band-aids at home. :shock:
yehoshua - (3) - you keep attacking until you get tired. 294

Player's Status

loomCAT - |Health = 100| |Weapons: Ice Staff|
RandomGeekNamedBrent - |Health = 90| |Weapons: Shape shifting powahs|
FlintTheSquirrel - |Health = 100| |Weapons = None Yet.|
yehoshua - |Health = 100| |Weapons = Thick Fire Hands|

Author:  FlintTheSquirrel [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:47 pm ]
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*Goes back home to fetch my box of band-aids*

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:21 pm ]
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Still in dragon form, I swing my tail at the wall.

Author:  Ebly [ Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:31 am ]
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I dance at the wall!

Dance, I say!

Author:  loomCAT [ Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:12 am ]
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Feeling lucky, I throw my staff at the wall!

What? Maybe it unleashes a powerful spell or something!

Author:  TigerStryk [ Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:51 pm ]
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I use Ma Chao's spear of Justice to attack the wall

Author:  ManaWolf [ Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:57 pm ]
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Ahem - FALCON PUNCH!

Author:  sonic id furreh!!! [ Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:06 pm ]
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*throws an apple at the wall*

Author:  KalloonWhite [ Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:29 pm ]
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I throw cards at the wall!

Author:  ManaWolf [ Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:30 pm ]
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Has a cup of tea with the wall.

Author:  yehoshua [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:55 am ]
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I laugh at the wall's ridiculous form.

Author:  redmarker97 [ Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:22 pm ]
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I call in two gun runs from an A-10C Warthog, raining over 1,000 30mm HE rounds at the wall at a rate of 4,500 rounds per minute.

Author:  TurtleCopter [ Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:03 am ]
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Ilovehousepets Wrote:
Wall Health: -55
Wall Status:
Showing intense signs of RAGE.

FlintTheSquirrel (4) You go home and fetch your Med-kit instead. This IS srs bsns after all.
RandomGeekNamedBrent (4) Tail attachment acquired: Flame Mace. 483 damage
Ebly (6) Troll Dance. It's super effective! 693 damage
loomCAT (2) Staff breaks. 20 damage, but no wepon. :cry:
TigerStryke (2) Your spear degrades into a wood branch and splinters in your hands. slight damage to yourself.
ManaWolf (6) I don't think I need to explain. Enjoy your tea, sir. It's our finest. 782 damage
sonic id furreh!!! (3) Your apple hits the wall. there was some nitro in it, but not much. 374 damage
KalloonWhite (1) Paper cuts. Bleeding for 2 turns (loss of 10 health for the next 2 turns unless healed early).
yehoshua (5) The wall feels bad about itself, and start hurting itself. 539 damage
redmarker97 (2) Your planes fail to show up.

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You've done it! HOORAY! THE WALL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!!


You and your comrades race to the temple with joy. Finally! after 2 failed topics, we can finally see what was in the temple of the future! Inside though, you are disappointed to find out that the only thing there is a note saying this:

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Lol, sorry guys. We've moved to another location. To many people Know about this one.

Image

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Suddenly, a note from Ilovehousepets drops from the sky.
Dear adventurers, I've located the new, renovated Temple of the Future. It is located in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Oops, sorry. NOT the Sahara Desert. Texas. It's in the heart of Austin. Sorry, those are just really easy to confuse. I'll give you an address
.

The address was read aloud by one of the fellow adventurers and you and your crew quickly board an airplane to the next destination. As the plane lands, you quickly leave the airport, and race to the destination. At the destination, you aren't surprised to see, guess what, ANOTHER. FRIGGIN. WALL!!! :o


AND
HERE
WE
GO(again)!!!




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Wall Health: 20000
Wall Status:
Relaxed.



Player's Status

loomCAT - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items: None yet.|
RandomGeekNamedBrent - |Health = 90| |Weapons & Items: Shape shifting powahs, Flame Mace Tail Attachment|
FlintTheSquirrel - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Med-kit|
yehoshua - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Thick Fire Hands|
Ebly - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Troll mod powers|
TigerStryke - |Health = 90| |Weapons & Items = Wood Branch|
ManaWolf - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Super Fists of Awesomeness|
sonic id furreh!!! - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Apples of Small Explosions (4)|
KalloonWhite - |Health = 90 (Paper Cuts)| |Weapons & Items = Magic Cards|
redmarker97 - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Area Strike Caller|

Author:  ManaWolf [ Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:59 am ]
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You know what. Before We fight I need to do one thing. Eat, I'm starving over I'm gonna have some lunch first. *Sets Up Picnic area and has sandvich next to wall* "See he ain't so bad, I think I'm gonna name him Charlie!

Author:  yehoshua [ Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:42 am ]
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*starts playing guitar*

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:50 pm ]
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*kisses the wall*

hopefully it will cause confusion.

then I use the flame mace tail attachment to hit it while it's confused.

Author:  TigerStryk [ Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:24 pm ]
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Ill go to the Temple of the Norris to ask Chuck Norris for his blessing upon my next attack

Author:  TurtleCopter [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:27 am ]
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Wall Health: 18921
Wall Status:
Confused.

ManaWolf(5) - You set it up next to him and doesn't mind you at all. The Sandvich also had nutrients, so your attacks are now stronger.
yehoshua(5) - You play through the fire and flames, and it is so epic, that it does 582 damage to the wall.
RandomGeekNamedBrent(4 + 3) - The wall is now confused, and you attack it with the Flame Mace Tail. 497 damage
TigerStryke(2) - His Temple is sealed off, so nobody can enter.

Player's Status

loomCAT - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items: None yet.|
RandomGeekNamedBrent - |Health = 90| |Weapons & Items: Shape shifting powahs, Flame Mace Tail Attachment|
FlintTheSquirrel - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Med-kit|
yehoshua - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Thick Fire Hands, God-like Guitar|
Ebly - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Troll mod powers|
TigerStryke - |Health = 90| |Weapons & Items = Wood Branch|
ManaWolf - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Super Fists of Awesomeness|
sonic id furreh!!! - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Apples of Small Explosions (4)|
KalloonWhite - |Health = 80 (Paper Cuts)| |Weapons & Items = Magic Cards|
redmarker97 - |Health = 100| |Weapons & Items = Area Strike Caller|

Author:  Mystic Wolf [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:25 am ]
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Mystic saw the adventurers and decided to join. He saw someone a bit injured (KalloonWhite) and tried to heal him with his white magic. "Cure! Esuna!"

Author:  yehoshua [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:27 am ]
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*Heats my hands up to the exact melting point of the material that composes the wall and places my hands on it.*

Melt!!! :geek:

Author:  Gizmo36 [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:34 pm ]
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I use my random Gizmo powers

Author:  TigerStryk [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:02 pm ]
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arrrrrrgggghhhhh

ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS
i summon LU BU TO ATTACK THIS WALL

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:04 pm ]
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I sleep in hopes of regaining some of my lost health.

Author:  ManaWolf [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:40 pm ]
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SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONG! I stand in front of the wall and charge up a falcon punch. "FAAAAAAALLLLLLCOOOOOOOON N-"

Author:  FlintTheSquirrel [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:20 pm ]
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Throw something at it? Again.

Author:  loomCAT [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:32 pm ]
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No weapon? I WILL NOT BEAR THIS OUTRAGE!!!1!

I gather all of my magical energies to cast the almighty METEOR spell!

Author:  Helmetzid [ Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:22 am ]
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I CALL UPON THE ULTIMATE POWER*fist encases in fire*FALCON*punches the wall with all my power*PAWNCH

Author:  Gokorahn [ Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:32 am ]
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Mind if i help?
*charges up a bit of ki*
Kamehameha!
*launches the attack at the wall*

Author:  TigerStryk [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:14 pm ]
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Ohhh Housepets........

Author:  redmarker97 [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:40 pm ]
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I call in some M270 MLRS Rocket Arty, and the Warthogs again.

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