A newcomer has arrived
What a relief
Sorry but we'll beat you
Throw you with the sheep
You won't last long
I'm gonna stab you
With my three prongs!

You better give up now
To keep some dignity
We're going to force you to meow
And throw you to infinity!

Gonna step into the center of the stage
knowing that my rhyms are all of the rage
just so I can break out of my cage
to start my heart ablaze
so monumets will raise
depicting my story
my work sweat and glory
so now you should start to worry
'cause my rhymes show all my fury

Oh my god Leafolawl,
What a pitiful name!
Just want to win at all
But you will end up with shame, because

This here tiger tells you how it is,
This ain't a baby playground, no this is showbiz:
You really don't rap too well
So I will smack you to hell!

I mean just look at you,
Look at me,
Look back at you
Do not meddle with a tiger, there's no thing I can't do!

Was that good? I never rap'd ._.

challenger appears
fillin hearts with fear
drinking all your delicious tears
wit sharp like a spear
needed some real rap in here
so I volunteered
Seth rollin through your eyes go wide like a deer
smash you with a sneer

You say you sneer,
Now it's clear
There's space for ONE of us here

Kiddo you'd be better of if you were just leaving,
I'll leave you griefing
Make you believe in
What I say -
As you can see my rhymes go easy like greasin'

This isn't just a challenger,
I am an avenger:
I take revenge for all the lines that you just screwed,
You say I'm too rude?
It is not without a reason that they call me a brute!

You've got words that do rhyme
But you're just killin' my time.
You've got a flow
But it's slow
Just go rewrite that line
'Cause when I'm done
Let's be honest
I'm just havin' some fun
now let it go
'Cause I know it's time to change the show

Gonna go and be a beast again
Show 'em what I'm made of quick, and then
Take it to my name
I know I'm insane
I'm not Playing nice
Kid, why don't you take my advice
You're not very bright boy
man, I'll just break your toys

So who's next on the list for this pit made for rap?
I'll make an opening for ya just to show that I'm strapped.

You're playin with fire
findin yourself in straights most dire
I come through with rhymes so sick they'll send you to the heavenly choir
Beat you so bad you'll beg me to let you retire
Beware what's about to transpire

You claim you can spit
you got some good lines, I gotta admit
But whe nyou see my rhymes you gonna run lickity split
Ya see I'm the baddest of the forum you better submit
a master rapper spittin rhymes that don't quit
so go home kid this aint no skit
this is real battlin', leave 'fore you end up in the obits
you can't compare, my words dig into ya like a drill bit
better than anything you could ever emit
get outta here before your brain splits

My brain's already done that, and it's why I'm so crazy
It causes D.P.D. buddy, 's why my thoughts are so hazy.
And you're right right there kid, I like to play with my fire
I call It pyrotechnics, you'll call It "Burning Leaf Spire"
And it will burn to the floor in a splendorous way,
So I'll just keep on my smile, like I do every day.

And I won't mess around acting like I am really mellow
'Cause I'm a blunt, to the point, contradictory fellow
So when I say, what I say
May it please cloud up and rain
Because the sunshine train is finely sayin' goodbye.
Good night.

I'm glad you like fire 'cuz you're going up in flames
A funeral pyre for anyone trying to disrespect my game
Ain't got noone but yourself to blame
trying to beat the best, I put ya to shame
see around here no one has more acclaim
think you're crazy next to me your tame

Eat glass for breakfast
beatin me like tryin to climb everest
throw you around like a tempest
tryin to come at me reckless?
I'll kick in your rhyme's teeth, send em to the dentist

You're good but you can't beat the best
On the top of the world beatin my chest
You on the bottom, man surely you jest
You'll never spit with such zest
put ya to the test
send ya home Compressed, depressed and Distressed
wanna battle me that's fine, what's your last request?

Why can't you see I'm burnin'
Makin' all the words I know blur in'
Just 'cause I know what I'm slurin'
You see the waters are churnin'

I am a master of crafts
And I am most-a-ly jacked
See I can shock just like lighting
But yet I'm equally frightening

When will you see
That I'm not a little itty bitty bee
See, I'm the king
I'm a whole lot more than what you're thinking.

Leafolawl you keep stickin around
cute how you think you have a shot at my crown
get outta here, ya look like a clown
keep steppin up I'll ahave to sit ya down
take ya down with a verb adjective or noun
get your head spinnin till you have to lie down
straight out the E.L. can't match my town

see you still think I'm playin
but when I get on the mic I'm slayin
your family be dismayin
come at me again you better start prayin
gonna come at you flayin
you're gonna start swayin
go down decayin

I will be pickin' up the speed a bit
Just to show you how a rapper knits
up upon the place from which he sits
You think that you can handle it?

Yes I'm a kid here that is true,
But we can't say the same for you
I'll show my mastery
Over my vocabulary
I am not sure why you are not scared of me
I can't fathom why you think you're king to be
Now I'll start to break and bend and tear the stage
Since you really seem to think you are all the rage

But Now I'm runnin' out of time just to say goodbye
So I'll leave it on a two line bit. That's fine.

You think I'm scared?
so far apart we can't be compared
battles declared
time to get you outta my hair

rhymes are weak
futures bleak
can't stop the streak
turn ya inside out like a datsyukian deke
leave ya lyin on the street
that's what you get battlin the freak
not ready for the havoc I wreak
never beat me with that whack technique
beat ya any day of the week
you can't beat me you geek
im just too unique
never match my mystique
delivery too sleek

I'm the best of the best
you're just a pest
haven't even left the nest
trying to put me to the test?
son you better slow down 'fore you end up in cardiac arrest

I'll play you're game
And I'll put you ta shame
And you're thinkin' my rhymin' is lame?
Well I'm rhymin' the same
Now you're to blame

'Cause I know my way
Usin' it ev-ery day
Now what did you say
About the words that I spray
And the rythm I lay

See It's you I'll derail
Since my lungs hold a gale
Be happy I don't show you a bale
'Cause It'd make you all pale
Makin' this place a yard sale
Won't fail

Since the words that I'm spittin'
Are what keep the world spinnin'
Now I hope that you're listenin'
'Cause I'm what's representin'
On this list that I'm printin'

Right on the site
Since I've seen the light
And livin' in spite
Of what you call blight
Now awe at the sight
that is all of my might
Since I'm playing this right, right?

tryin to jock my style
but your flow is most vile
raps belong in the junk pile
or maybe a deserted isle
cuz you can never match my guile

you're just a faker
straight up imitator
your weak flow dragging you down like an anchor
kick you over he**'s half acre
make you go broke like an auto maker
make you shake so much they'll call you a quaker.

you can copy
but you'll never stop me
I'm the original you're just sloppy

I'll be creatin' new powers
So just leave, hit the showers
I'm out of sweet, here's the sour
Tear this place down in an hour

So roll the dice
You see I'm sick of playing it nice
Kick your butt thrice
throw you in the cellar with the blind mice

See I'm creating a flow
I said that so you would know
I'll take your face to the floor
So I can break it up more

Now here's the end of this rhyme
I hope you've got enough time
To contemplate on this line
make sure you mark that it's mine, aight?

You think you're ready for this?
think you can drop a dis?
your ignorance must be bliss
tryin to hit me but ya miss
drop ya in the abyss
you'll cease to exist
and you won't missed

I can't be stopped
can't be topped
come at me and get dropped
tried to spit your best lines but they flopped
so many tears we're gonna need a mop
beat ya so bad they'll call the cops
I'm the cream of the crop
you're just the slop
spittin rhymes non stop
I'm the man you just can't top

Go home kid
made your championship bid
but ya stepped up on me and got undid
beat ya from here to madrid
beat ya so hard you go off the grid
rhymes so good they'll blow your mind and flip your lid
go practice, come back later, we'll see how ya did.

You better step back, RandomGeek in the House,
done with his months of being quiet as a mouse.
I'm gonna roast your *** in this rapping fight,
you can run but can't hide cause I have you in my sights.

your rap's rhyme scheme, it was all messed up.
you used too many A's and you never switched it up.
yes, I just rhymed the same word twice,
It doesn't really matter, it still sounds nice.

now I leave from reviving this game of rhymes
requesting that you all get with the times.
my rhymes are strong, yours are just weak.
when it comes to rap battles, you better hail to the geek.

Tryin to dis my flow?
bringin yourself a truck load of woe
bout to eat alot of crow
stand back and watch me go

think I'm scared 'cuz you're a mod?
think I'll be awed?
that's just silly, you're flow's so flawed
think you can spit but you're just a fraud

I can't be beat
you could never compete
my flow's just too sweet
hearin me rap is a treat
listening to you's like chewing concrete
you don't like my style, you think it's offbeat
but I'm still the one in the driver's seat
you're just another guy to delete

Wassup guys, heard ya'll rapping from my home,
So I thought I would come back to where the cool people roam.
I'm just here to observe, so please don't mind me.
It's just the way you all rap, it makes me so happy.

I see you're steppin' in and checkin' up and calmly be writin'
Instead a breakin' in and rakin' down an' tryn' be smitin'
I have respect for that style of entertainment you're using
I hope it stays for a while because it's truly amusing

Here's where I'm writin' my outro
So that you know how my beat flows
And if you keep up that heart, yo
You'll be like Ritza, my fid bro.

[talk]It's just what I know.[/talk]

bustin out my lines again,

some might call 'em arcane
cuz my flow be so strange
least I got it though,
you flow like frozen jellow
I'm coming up from below
attack like a great white bringin your whole family woe.
rap against me you rap against the illest
ask me nice I might let you enlist
but I can tear you down if you insist

I have no fear
can't bring me to tears
I'll take your best and still grin from ear to ear
suckers get near
get caught in my sphere
and get dropped cuz I have no peer

O hai there, Seth. You better step back.
cause I'm mean and angry and about to attack.
you think you've got flow? It must be a joke,
cause your rhymes are flowing like a frozen can of Coke.
and you're lines aren't arcane like the magic made by Blizzard,
don't tell me those lies, cause I'm a real ******* wizard.
you challenge my rhymes, I'll turn you into a newt,
and when you eventually get better, I'll turn you into a mute.

Brent this is one can of worms you don't wanna open
Cuz I be killin the mic from the mitten to Oakland
You can't comprehend me cuz my mind's been broken

comin at me with a weak dis
makin steam come out of my ears till I hiss
people like you think you can't miss
but you could never hurt me cuz I'm from the abyss

Stare into it like NIetzche
set me mind free
so you whack MC'S could never touch me
rhymin's like a treasure chest and I got the key
rappin much better than thee
all through history
No matter how hard you try you could never best me.

your killing of the mic doesn't reach the East coast
cause if you ever tried, your *** would be toast.
my verbal assault from my big volcano lair
that no one can see as it flies through the air
will make you sorry you ever challenged me,
just lie there defeated as I laugh maniacally.

you say you're from the abyss? I've defeated much worse.
I challenged the gods that spoke to me on Derse.
Now they're gone just like you're about to be,
cause you can't hope to beat the shifty MC!

I see you fancy yourself a supervillan
But you're more stiltman than doom
bust into your control room
you say it'll be my tomb
your superiority is assumed

you don't know that I got a utility belt
full of rhymes heartfelt
you can't handle the hand you been dealt
shift into whatever you want you're not leavin with my pelt

foil your scheme
this ain't a dream
realer than real I'm the one that's supreme
throw everything at me bring the whole team
all your laser beams
all your treacherous schemes

but you're one villan that's gettin eaten up like a bowl of pecans
I'm the hero, it's like I was created by stan the man
I can take on your whole clan
I'll still foil your plan
you'll end up tied to a lamppost screaming curse that man!!

even if you were created by Stan Lee,
you wouldn't have any hope of defeating me.
I'm the Joker to your Batman, I'm never gonna die
and if i do you're sidekick will become just like I.

I'm never going down, I'll always come right back.
If you think otherwise, then you don't know Jack.
tie me to a lamp post, I'll god mod my way out,
cause that's what being a villain is all about.

bottom line is you're gonna be defeated,
unless you just gave up and cheated.

you talk a big game
but I'll cut you down all the same
you think you're insane?
think you can cause pain?
think you go against the grain?
you can't handle me Brent I'm effed in the brain
escape all you want you'll always end up detained

this is my story, you're just the guest
anywhere else you may be the best
you may put me to the test
but beat me? Mr mod surely you jest.

rhyme's so ill they'll give you cholera
wipe the floor with ya
leave you in the gutter sayin how's he do that brah?
I stack paper like the bourgeois
stoppin mc's like I'm patrick roy
I'll skin you raw
like I'm givin a sacrifice to ra
maybe reitire to bogota
but for now I'm here watchin you spit raps so flawed
don't know how they pass your jaws
but I'll keep battin 'em down till you reach your last hurrah.

First i need to greet you politely
dont get confused cause i can be very naugthy
your tricks cant make me nothing

flow its my language, its my second state
were did you think i learnt?
i learnt it on the streets where were you waiting to be!?
think i was waiting for my mom to support me?

she was working hard as my dad
now i notice i was in the street making nothing of my life
money problems you say?

what about have to kill a guy
brake his bones like clay
SELF DEFENCE! i claimed
he was trying to stole me 5 bucks and a pen

i dont have to watch my back
i know what is behind
all my dead friends and the people i have harmed

the only thing i barely feel is fear
cause all the other emotions are too weak
for my mind to feel

if i find the love it will be like flying on a cloud
but if not its just another night that the devil got my soul

if the dead its following me well
lets let it be
but im gonna figth until theres no more than memories of a killed faith...
mine

Respect........