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What most people don't know about Socrates was that the real reason he was executed was due to questioning the efficacy of using donuts as a therapeutic device, Plato's book Golgias talks about it and how the Greeks didn't like that so they forced him to eat donuts laced with hemlock. Clearly Socrates was a horrible person.
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A patent may elapse, but the sculpture of a tomato can never be rotted.

Caterpillars.

Windmill.

Cartography.


Mon Apr 02, 2018 2:46 pm
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I have no idea how cartography could help getting the caterpillars off the windmill.

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Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:46 am
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Okay, using sugar canes as an improvised splint on his broken leg was clever, but what's with all the LEDs?

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Ten ton Gobstopper

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Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:33 pm
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Ten ton Gobstoppers provide and exceptional challenge to elephants being piloted by blind ferrets

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Need three new words to "jam" , Sil.


Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:28 pm
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ARGH, why is it so hard to remember rules.

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Don't give me that valley girl act, you are going to explain RIGHT NOW how you managed to get the entire Las Vegas strip up on top of a mesa.

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Although beard eggs milk squick could be found on the grocery list, the cloudcookoolander was right in warning that the omission of ramen led to the infamous noodle incident in the high school cafeteria.

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Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:31 pm
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I don't think any brontosaurus would care about Moldova or Yakimandu


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While confined to cabin for seasickness, the Steward enjoyed a stupendous recovery channeling Stumpt programming.


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Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:16 pm
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How much spaghetti would there be in a galaxy filled with crows?

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Murphy Joel uses the hulk of an old limousine as a barbeque roaster.

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