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Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 7:16 pm
by yehoshua
Kill all humans.
Oh wait, forget that last part.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 7:21 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
LOL, you're insane.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 7:36 pm
by yehoshua
Me? Insane? I'll have to [too gruesome to be rated pg] you and then [continued] until I can find it in my heart to forgive you.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 7:44 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
no way am I letting you do that to me. for you see, I too, am insane. *maniacal laughter*
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 8:18 pm
by yehoshua
...ok
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 9:38 pm
by Z-Zman
peace is what everybody wants
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 9:59 pm
by CaptainPea
Z-Zman wrote:peace is what everybody wants
Quiet you! We can have a war if we feel like it!
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:24 pm
by yehoshua
Rest in peace knowing that I killed you quickly and painlessly.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 10:31 pm
by Z-Zman
so, does that mean i can kill you slowly and painfully
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 11:06 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
that's a good question.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 7:51 am
by yehoshua
Urchin poison might work... If you can catch me *dissapears in a puff of smoke*
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:28 am
by Z-Zman
very well *takes out yehoshua tracking device*
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:53 am
by yehoshua
Well, that won't do if I clone myself various times.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 11:28 am
by Z-Zman
X) well, i own the cloning machine factory, so i could tell the employes to make them not work
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 12:54 pm
by yehoshua
You think they won't respond to threats?
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 1:17 pm
by Z-Zman
Z-Zman also owns the military
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 1:23 pm
by yehoshua
And Yehoshua doesn't believe you.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 2:42 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
Brent can confirm that Z-Zman does indeed own the military.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 2:52 pm
by Z-Zman
can anyone stop me! NO!! hahahaha
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 2:54 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
don't be so sure. you have to get through Chuck Norris first.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 2:55 pm
by CaptainPea
Z-Zman wrote:Z-Zman also owns the military
Every military?
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 2:58 pm
by Z-Zman
F
Yes, every army including chuck norris army
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 2:59 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
good G**, man, no one owns the Chuck Norris army except for Chuck Norris.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 3:00 pm
by Z-Zman
ha, but remember, i have a cloning factory
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 3:00 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
I don't think Chuck Norris can be cloned.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 3:04 pm
by Z-Zman
just only if you get his permission, which i got
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 3:05 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
know what? I don't think he did give you permission.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 5:23 pm
by Russiarules1
Lol, if you put Chuck Norris in a cloning machine, the machine will clone itself, not Chuck.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 6:39 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
maybe in soviet Russia, you clone cloning machine. also in Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kick your [expletive deleted]
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:51 pm
by yehoshua
Nope, I highly doubt there is a military involved that exists and/or is capable of killing me.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:51 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
oh, how you underestimate the power of others.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:05 pm
by CaptainPea
Meteors might be able to defeat you.
Power Rangers might be able to defeat you
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:10 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
Pea just reversed the alphabet.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:12 pm
by CaptainPea
Quietly ask me to leave if you see me posting in this thread after sundown, my alphabet skills disappear at that point. No, seriously, this is like the fourth time I've done that.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:14 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
Request granted. leave now, lest you murder the alphabet again. and don't worry, they did it on whose line, too.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:25 pm
by yehoshua
Say, what are you guys planning on doing tomorrow? I'm getting high and having my mouth cut open by a strange dentist.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:34 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
That sucks. I'm going to school.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:38 pm
by yehoshua
Uh huh, well I prefer school to surgery.
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:39 pm
by CaptainPea
Very well... what's wrong with your teeth?
I read that over three times to make sure I used the right letter
Re: Ze Alphabet
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:46 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
well done, Pea.