Kill all humans.

Oh wait, forget that last part.

LOL, you're insane.

Me? Insane? I'll have to [too gruesome to be rated pg] you and then [continued] until I can find it in my heart to forgive you.

no way am I letting you do that to me. for you see, I too, am insane. *maniacal laughter*

...ok

peace is what everybody wants

Quiet you! We can have a war if we feel like it!

Rest in peace knowing that I killed you quickly and painlessly.

so, does that mean i can kill you slowly and painfully

that's a good question.

Urchin poison might work... If you can catch me *dissapears in a puff of smoke*

very well *takes out yehoshua tracking device*

Well, that won't do if I clone myself various times.

X) well, i own the cloning machine factory, so i could tell the employes to make them not work

You think they won't respond to threats?

Z-Zman also owns the military

And Yehoshua doesn't believe you.

Brent can confirm that Z-Zman does indeed own the military.

can anyone stop me! NO!! hahahaha

don't be so sure. you have to get through Chuck Norris first.

Every military?

F
Yes, every army including chuck norris army

good G**, man, no one owns the Chuck Norris army except for Chuck Norris.

ha, but remember, i have a cloning factory

I don't think Chuck Norris can be cloned.

just only if you get his permission, which i got

know what? I don't think he did give you permission.

Lol, if you put Chuck Norris in a cloning machine, the machine will clone itself, not Chuck.

maybe in soviet Russia, you clone cloning machine. also in Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kick your [expletive deleted]

Nope, I highly doubt there is a military involved that exists and/or is capable of killing me.

oh, how you underestimate the power of others.

Meteors might be able to defeat you.
Power Rangers might be able to defeat you

Pea just reversed the alphabet.

Quietly ask me to leave if you see me posting in this thread after sundown, my alphabet skills disappear at that point. No, seriously, this is like the fourth time I've done that.

Request granted. leave now, lest you murder the alphabet again. and don't worry, they did it on whose line, too.

Say, what are you guys planning on doing tomorrow? I'm getting high and having my mouth cut open by a strange dentist.

That sucks. I'm going to school.

Uh huh, well I prefer school to surgery.

Very well... what's wrong with your teeth?
I read that over three times to make sure I used the right letter

well done, Pea.