Ze Alphabet

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sun May 29, 2011 7:16 pm

Kill all humans.

Oh wait, forget that last part.

Sun May 29, 2011 7:21 pm

LOL, you're insane.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sun May 29, 2011 7:36 pm

Me? Insane? I'll have to [too gruesome to be rated pg] you and then [continued] until I can find it in my heart to forgive you.

Sun May 29, 2011 7:44 pm

no way am I letting you do that to me. for you see, I too, am insane. *maniacal laughter*

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sun May 29, 2011 8:18 pm

...ok

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Sun May 29, 2011 9:38 pm

peace is what everybody wants

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sun May 29, 2011 9:59 pm

Z-Zman wrote:peace is what everybody wants

Quiet you! We can have a war if we feel like it!

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sun May 29, 2011 10:24 pm

Rest in peace knowing that I killed you quickly and painlessly.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Sun May 29, 2011 10:31 pm

so, does that mean i can kill you slowly and painfully

Sun May 29, 2011 11:06 pm

that's a good question.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Mon May 30, 2011 7:51 am

Urchin poison might work... If you can catch me *dissapears in a puff of smoke*

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:28 am

very well *takes out yehoshua tracking device*

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:53 am

Well, that won't do if I clone myself various times.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Mon May 30, 2011 11:28 am

X) well, i own the cloning machine factory, so i could tell the employes to make them not work

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Mon May 30, 2011 12:54 pm

You think they won't respond to threats?

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Mon May 30, 2011 1:17 pm

Z-Zman also owns the military

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Mon May 30, 2011 1:23 pm

And Yehoshua doesn't believe you.

Mon May 30, 2011 2:42 pm

Brent can confirm that Z-Zman does indeed own the military.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Mon May 30, 2011 2:52 pm

can anyone stop me! NO!! hahahaha

Mon May 30, 2011 2:54 pm

don't be so sure. you have to get through Chuck Norris first.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Mon May 30, 2011 2:55 pm

Z-Zman wrote:Z-Zman also owns the military

Every military?

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Mon May 30, 2011 2:58 pm

F
Yes, every army including chuck norris army

Mon May 30, 2011 2:59 pm

good G**, man, no one owns the Chuck Norris army except for Chuck Norris.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Mon May 30, 2011 3:00 pm

ha, but remember, i have a cloning factory

Mon May 30, 2011 3:00 pm

I don't think Chuck Norris can be cloned.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Mon May 30, 2011 3:04 pm

just only if you get his permission, which i got

Mon May 30, 2011 3:05 pm

know what? I don't think he did give you permission.

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Mon May 30, 2011 5:23 pm

Lol, if you put Chuck Norris in a cloning machine, the machine will clone itself, not Chuck.

Mon May 30, 2011 6:39 pm

maybe in soviet Russia, you clone cloning machine. also in Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kick your [expletive deleted]

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:51 pm

Nope, I highly doubt there is a military involved that exists and/or is capable of killing me.

Mon May 30, 2011 9:51 pm

oh, how you underestimate the power of others.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:05 pm

~~Meteors might be able to defeat you.~~
Power Rangers might be able to defeat you

Mon May 30, 2011 10:10 pm

Pea just reversed the alphabet.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:12 pm

Quietly ask me to leave if you see me posting in this thread after sundown, my alphabet skills disappear at that point. No, seriously, this is like the fourth time I've done that.

Mon May 30, 2011 10:14 pm

Request granted. leave now, lest you murder the alphabet again. and don't worry, they did it on whose line, too.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:25 pm

Say, what are you guys planning on doing tomorrow? I'm getting high and having my mouth cut open by a strange dentist.

Mon May 30, 2011 10:34 pm

That sucks. I'm going to school.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:38 pm

Uh huh, well I prefer school to surgery.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Mon May 30, 2011 10:39 pm

Very well... what's wrong with your teeth?
I read that over three times to make sure I used the right letter

Mon May 30, 2011 10:46 pm

well done, Pea.