Ze Alphabet

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Fri Aug 19, 2016 2:42 pm

Let's tie him up! Stuff chocolate in his mouth! We must undo the dolphin hypnotizing!

Post by **Render** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:04 pm

May need to create dolphin-safe-chocolate!

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sat Aug 20, 2016 7:29 pm

(EDIT: Nah, ) Probably won't hurt him. He is just hypnotized. Does anyone have any normal, semi-sweet chocolate?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Aug 21, 2016 2:33 am

OH NO! But wait... He missed the "N" so he has been weakened therefore I'll escape easily! Mwahahaha!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:43 pm

Person (me) will save you tsMKG!

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sun Aug 21, 2016 6:52 pm

Quarrelsome cyborg! I am trying to SAVE humanity! Was your heart removed with the side of your face?

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun Aug 21, 2016 8:00 pm

Regarding those words, my faceplate is a detachable and yes.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sun Aug 21, 2016 9:23 pm

So you are allied with the dolphins?! I must stop you immediately! Somebody help me subdue him!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Aug 21, 2016 11:14 pm

Tie him up is what I'll do! *Ties UNP to a chair*

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sun Aug 21, 2016 11:30 pm

Until we are 100% certain they have regained control of themselves, we will leave them tied up. *drips chocolate-syrup concentrate into their mouths* *puts tinfoil caps on everyone present, to safeguard against further attacks*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun Aug 21, 2016 11:37 pm

Very smart! I don't think I'll be effected, being a robot, but still smart.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sun Aug 21, 2016 11:45 pm

We still have to figure out a way to combat the dolphins. Their armies in the northern sees are mobilizing. Short of blowing up a chocolate-tanker in the middle of the ocean, I don't see what all options we have.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 8:40 am

Xocolate? NO!

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:31 am

Yes! I almost forgot about the super chocolate death-ray 'Xocolate'! We must obtain the firing codes immediately!

Post by **Render** » Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:14 am

Zero effect the Xocolate on dolphins has.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Aug 24, 2016 8:39 am

Aaaaargh! *dies because dogs are allergic to chocolate*

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Wed Aug 24, 2016 9:38 am

But what were you doing in the middle of the ocean? The death ray was only targeting the dolphin fleets...

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Wed Aug 24, 2016 9:44 am

Can't you remember that you gave me chocolate syrup before?

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Wed Aug 24, 2016 9:48 am

Doh! I almost forgot! I rush you to the vet.

Czukay · Post by **Czukay** » Sat Aug 27, 2016 1:25 pm

EEEK!!! He said the V-word!!!

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sat Aug 27, 2016 7:14 pm

Fine; Is 'Animal Doctor' any better? This isn't a checkup, it's an emergency. No thermometers today! No-sir-y!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Sep 03, 2016 9:15 am

Got it. But I'm still getting the shots in the butt, am I not?

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:57 am

Ha... ha... ha... Of course not. I mean, why would you say that?

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sat Sep 03, 2016 1:02 pm

I want to protect my butt from that pointy artifact, you know.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sat Sep 03, 2016 2:02 pm

Just come on! The needle isn't very big, an you should hardly even be able to feel it!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:25 pm

Knives... The needles looks like knives!

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:55 pm

Let's stop this whining! Your going to die if you don't get treatment. Oh, did I mention there is a doggy-biscut for afterwards?

Post by **Render** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 2:11 pm

Maybe we need to use a frying pan to pacify him.

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 2:29 pm

No! That's why we brought the baseball bat!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:10 pm

Please, don't hit me! If you dare to touch me, I'll slice you in two!

*shows paws and extends claws to something unusually large for a dog*

HundKatzeMaus · Post by **HundKatzeMaus** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:17 pm

Quietly I retreat from the game after seeing those really large claws

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:19 pm

Right... let's not get violent here. I am sure we can work something out. No-one needs to get hurt. (Pst, someone take this bat, and come up on the left)

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:27 pm

*sharpens claws and attacks Tales*

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:41 pm

Tugs TsMKG through the door to the vet, getting VERY deeply clawed along the way. "He ate a bit of chocolate. Can you please do something?"

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:43 pm

Unknowing of what to do I refuse

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:57 pm

Vain. Your efforts are vain. TsMKG is being treated right now, as we speak. There is nothing for you to refuse.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:48 pm

Where's the doggy-biscut? *OUCH!*

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:41 pm

'xactly the same as normal. Here, here's your doggy biscut.

Even got your name baked into it.

P.s. added an image of your comical vet visit.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:41 pm

You know? I wanted fish better...

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 7:44 pm

Zeus have mercy on my soul.... "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YE DOLPHIN SYMPATHIZING SWINE!"