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Author:  YingBlanc [ Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:48 am ]
Post subject:  The Horatio Game

the aim of this game is quite simple.

All you need to do is
-puts sunglasses on-
do your own versions with a
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:lol:

that's all you basically need to do for it.

Author:  Cwitt [ Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Well that sounds like
-puts sunglasses on-
fun
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Author:  Z-Zman [ Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

yeeehhhh

Author:  Goforit [ Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Sometimes I wonder
-puts sunglasses on-
Why I ever took my sunglasses off
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

*not mine... heard it from someone from somewhere in some forgotten land...

Author:  Chaplin [ Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Guy: We found 20 bodies at the new ice cream shop!
Horatio: Guess you could say...
*Puts on sunglasses*
That's our latest scoop

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Author:  Z-Zman [ Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

*puts on sunglasses-

yeeeeeeEEEEEEEHHHHHHH

Author:  Cwitt [ Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Given he was at a library though, I don't think we're looking for just any kangaroo...
-puts on sunglasses-
We're looking for one that's erodite.
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
(Someone should have seen that coming)

Author:  Private Elliot [ Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Looks like this thread is..
*sunglasses*
Bumped.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

Author:  NosWaster [ Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Other officer: This guy was drowned.
Horatio: Well,
-puts on sunglasses-
Looks like he was in deeper than he thought.

HEEYEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Author:  Chaplin [ Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

"Amazing, this poor boy was killed for nothing more than the new Pokemon game; his stomach is completely torn apart."
"Hmm, well it seems to me that the killer..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Just used Slash."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!

Author:  YingBlanc [ Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

"We found this alternative metal guitar player dead with his metal spine torn out"
"Well it looks like our killer"
-puts on sunglasses-
"didn't like nickelback"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (i know it's rubbish cooked up in 3 seconds)

Author:  IJustWantLove [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

The golfer victim has three puncture wounds in his stomach
Did you check his back?
*gasp*
yep...Just as I thought...
*Puts on sunglasses*
Fore
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Author:  theblackcateyes [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

-But Horatio, the demons are here, we can't win-
-We should run away-

*Look down*

-No, Sir, this is...

*Put a little broken sunglasses*

-..the end of the world-

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Author:  IJustWantLove [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Will Smith...We know you killed her
Why do you assume it was me?
Because Will, You left behind...
*Puts on Sunglasses*
Fresh Prints
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Author:  1boredcanadian [ Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

"My whole day is not ruined just as long as I can..."
*"drops sunglass's, they shatter
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*small pause
YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Who said that?"

Author:  Helmetzid [ Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

This man was found dead in a nature preserve with a broken neck
Looks like he went
*puts on sunglasses*
Over The Hedge
YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Tattorack [ Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

"sir this man was found underwater in a frozen lake, he appears
to have been drowned"
"Well, I guess he was walking..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...on thin ice"
(YEEEHHAAAAAAAA!!????)

Author:  Onlythebassist [ Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

-Witness was a customer at a barbers, said the killer tried to assault them with a razor but fled the scene when they spotted a group of people looking in from outside the premises.
-Well, it seems that was...
*puts on sunglasses*
-A close shave.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH!

Author:  Seth [ Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Man killed trying to steal cigarrettes from a convienience store

well they always told me
*puts on glasses*
those things'll kill you
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Author:  Tattorack [ Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

"The man was a booky for one mob, but an assassin for the
other, you can understand why he's like this now..."
"Well, he should have known...."
*puts on glasses*
"...he had it coming both ways".
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Helmetzid [ Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

We found a pale boy dead with a chest wound wearing a Motley Crew tshirt
looks like this boy
*puts on sunglasses*
Pledged to the Red, White and Crew
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Author:  Seth [ Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Helmetzid Wrote:
We found a pale boy dead with a chest wound wearing a Motley Crew tshirt
looks like this boy
*puts on sunglasses*
Pledged to the Red, White and Crew
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

best one so far^

Finds a fat man dead at a buffet
well you could say
*puts on glasses*
he ate himself to death
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Author:  Helmetzid [ Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Seth Wrote:
best one so far^

Thank you seth ^^

this man was found dead in the mountains covered in snow
'Looks like this snowman'
*puts on sunglasses*
'Lost his old tophat'
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Author:  1boredcanadian [ Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

This man ran from police with a body in the trunk of the car
Well Frank, it appears that he's taken us....
*puts on sunglasses*
Along for the ride.
YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Mettlebird [ Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Officer! A man just robbed me with a knife to my neck! I gave him all of my stuff because he was going to stab me!
Well, it seems that you...
*puts on sunglasses*
...got the point.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Author:  1boredcanadian [ Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

This man was trampled in the chaos.
Well it appears that he's
*puts on sunglasses*
Feeling run down.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Mettlebird [ Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Sir! that man just jumped off of the diving board and drowned himself!
Well... it seems that he...
*puts on sunglasses*
...went off the deep end.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Author:  1boredcanadian [ Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

This man was hit by a bus
Well it appears it was
*puts on sunglasses*
right on time.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Help I'm running out of ideas!

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

1boredcanadian Wrote:
This man was hit by a bus
Well it appears it was
*puts on sunglasses*
right on time.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Help I'm running out of ideas!

A slightly better variation:

this herb vendor got hit by a bus.
well it appears the bus was
*puts on sunglasses*
right on thyme.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Author:  Tattorack [ Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Sir, this man committed suicide because he couldn't think
of more Haratio themes
Well, some people have
*puts on glasses*
Too much on their mind
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Onlythebassist [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

The witness said they saw someone fleeing the scene. They were around 6'6 tall and dressed in armour
Well that must have been a..
*puts on sunglasses*
Long knight
YEEEEEAH!

Author:  1boredcanadian [ Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

an old man was killed at the dry cleaners
Well it looks like he's
*puts on sunglasses*
all washed up.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Onlythebassist [ Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

I'm addicted to this thread :ugeek:

The specs suggest that the killer used a door as their weapon of choice
Well, it seems that this could be...
*puts on sunglasses*
An open and shut case
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

Author:  1boredcanadian [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

This man was crushed when a stack of pallets was pushed onto him.
Well it appears his life has....
*puts on sunglasses*
....hit the skids.
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  TensaZangetsu [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

HEY KOOLAID GUY
Koolaid breaks wall
OH YEAH!
-puts on sunglasses-
Yeah, No.
*Bricks koolaid guy*
OH NO!
YYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Tattorack [ Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

"Sir! Someone just breathed life into this thread!"
"Well, I guess-
*puts on glasses*
-dead can dance"
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Author:  yehoshua [ Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

Well, this pharmacist was poisoned!

Well looks like got
*sunglasses*
A taste of his own medicine.

YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Author:  TurtleCopter [ Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

"She was trapped in her car under the water and attacked by a shark! How is that possible?"

I'm guessing she could of used
*singlasses*
The jaws of life.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

"Amnesia scared the crap outta me. I don't think I can sleep tonight."

sounds like the kind of game you'd like to
*sunglasses*
forget.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Author:  TehMistaC [ Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Horatio Game

"Horatio, we found out that the puncture wounds were made by nails."
"Well, I guess he got...."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Screwed."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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