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The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:48 am
by YingBlanc
the aim of this game is quite simple.
All you need to do is
-puts sunglasses on-
do your own versions with a
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
that's all you basically need to do for it.
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:02 am
by Cwitt
Well that sounds like
-puts sunglasses on-
fun
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:44 pm
by Z-Zman
yeeehhhh
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:25 pm
by Goforit
Sometimes I wonder
-puts sunglasses on-
Why I ever took my sunglasses off
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
*not mine... heard it from someone from somewhere in some forgotten land...
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:43 pm
by Chaplin
Guy: We found 20 bodies at the new ice cream shop!
Horatio: Guess you could say...
*Puts on sunglasses*
That's our latest scoop
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:50 pm
by Z-Zman
*puts on sunglasses-
yeeeeeeEEEEEEEHHHHHHH
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:38 pm
by Cwitt
Given he was at a library though, I don't think we're looking for just any kangaroo...
-puts on sunglasses-
We're looking for one that's erodite.
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
(Someone should have seen that coming)
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:30 am
by Private Elliot
Looks like this thread is..
*sunglasses*
Bumped.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:28 am
by NosWaster
Other officer: This guy was drowned.
Horatio: Well,
-puts on sunglasses-
Looks like he was in deeper than he thought.
HEEYEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:47 am
by Chaplin
"Amazing, this poor boy was killed for nothing more than the new Pokemon game; his stomach is completely torn apart."
"Hmm, well it seems to me that the killer..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Just used Slash."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHÂHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:40 pm
by YingBlanc
"We found this alternative metal guitar player dead with his metal spine torn out"
"Well it looks like our killer"
-puts on sunglasses-
"didn't like nickelback"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (i know it's rubbish cooked up in 3 seconds)
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:48 am
by IJustWantLove
The golfer victim has three puncture wounds in his stomach
Did you check his back?
*gasp*
yep...Just as I thought...
*Puts on sunglasses*
Fore
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:30 am
by theblackcateyes
-But Horatio, the demons are here, we can't win-
-We should run away-
*Look down*
-No, Sir, this is...
*Put a little broken sunglasses*
-..the end of the world-
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:16 pm
by IJustWantLove
Will Smith...We know you killed her
Why do you assume it was me?
Because Will, You left behind...
*Puts on Sunglasses*
Fresh Prints
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:56 am
by 1boredcanadian
"My whole day is not ruined just as long as I can..."
*"drops sunglass's, they shatter
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*small pause
YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Who said that?"
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:06 am
by Helmetzid
This man was found dead in a nature preserve with a broken neck
Looks like he went
*puts on sunglasses*
Over The Hedge
YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:00 pm
by Tattorack
"sir this man was found underwater in a frozen lake, he appears
to have been drowned"
"Well, I guess he was walking..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...on thin ice"
(YEEEHHAAAAAAAA!!????)
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:28 pm
by Onlythebassist
-Witness was a customer at a barbers, said the killer tried to assault them with a razor but fled the scene when they spotted a group of people looking in from outside the premises.
-Well, it seems that was...
*puts on sunglasses*
-A close shave.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:51 pm
by Seth
Man killed trying to steal cigarrettes from a convienience store
well they always told me
*puts on glasses*
those things'll kill you
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:58 pm
by Tattorack
"The man was a booky for one mob, but an assassin for the
other, you can understand why he's like this now..."
"Well, he should have known...."
*puts on glasses*
"...he had it coming both ways".
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:22 pm
by Helmetzid
We found a pale boy dead with a chest wound wearing a Motley Crew tshirt
looks like this boy
*puts on sunglasses*
Pledged to the Red, White and Crew
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:38 pm
by Seth
Helmetzid wrote:We found a pale boy dead with a chest wound wearing a Motley Crew tshirt
looks like this boy
*puts on sunglasses*
Pledged to the Red, White and Crew
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
best one so far^
Finds a fat man dead at a buffet
well you could say
*puts on glasses*
he ate himself to death
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:11 pm
by Helmetzid
Seth wrote:best one so far^
Thank you seth ^^
this man was found dead in the mountains covered in snow
'Looks like this snowman'
*puts on sunglasses*
'Lost his old tophat'
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:37 am
by 1boredcanadian
This man ran from police with a body in the trunk of the car
Well Frank, it appears that he's taken us....
*puts on sunglasses*
Along for the ride.
YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:54 am
by Mettlebird
Officer! A man just robbed me with a knife to my neck! I gave him all of my stuff because he was going to stab me!
Well, it seems that you...
*puts on sunglasses*
...got the point.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:01 pm
by 1boredcanadian
This man was trampled in the chaos.
Well it appears that he's
*puts on sunglasses*
Feeling run down.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:07 pm
by Mettlebird
Sir! that man just jumped off of the diving board and drowned himself!
Well... it seems that he...
*puts on sunglasses*
...went off the deep end.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:09 pm
by 1boredcanadian
This man was hit by a bus
Well it appears it was
*puts on sunglasses*
right on time.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Help I'm running out of ideas!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:46 pm
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
1boredcanadian wrote:This man was hit by a bus
Well it appears it was
*puts on sunglasses*
right on time.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Help I'm running out of ideas!
A slightly better variation:
this herb vendor got hit by a bus.
well it appears the bus was
*puts on sunglasses*
right on thyme.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:48 pm
by Tattorack
Sir, this man committed suicide because he couldn't think
of more Haratio themes
Well, some people have
*puts on glasses*
Too much on their mind
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:01 pm
by Onlythebassist
The witness said they saw someone fleeing the scene. They were around 6'6 tall and dressed in armour
Well that must have been a..
*puts on sunglasses*
Long knight
YEEEEEAH!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:55 pm
by 1boredcanadian
an old man was killed at the dry cleaners
Well it looks like he's
*puts on sunglasses*
all washed up.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:27 pm
by Onlythebassist
I'm addicted to this thread
The specs suggest that the killer used a door as their weapon of choice
Well, it seems that this could be...
*puts on sunglasses*
An open and shut case
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:56 am
by 1boredcanadian
*deleted*
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:41 am
by TensaZangetsu
HEY KOOLAID GUY
Koolaid breaks wall
OH YEAH!
-puts on sunglasses-
Yeah, No.
*Bricks koolaid guy*
OH NO!
YYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:42 pm
by Tattorack
"Sir! Someone just breathed life into this thread!"
"Well, I guess-
*puts on glasses*
-dead can dance"
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:24 pm
by yehoshua
Well, this pharmacist was poisoned!
Well looks like got
*sunglasses*
A taste of his own medicine.
YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:15 am
by TurtleCopter
"She was trapped in her car under the water and attacked by a shark! How is that possible?"
I'm guessing she could of used
*singlasses*
The jaws of life.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:39 am
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
"Amnesia scared the crap outta me. I don't think I can sleep tonight."
sounds like the kind of game you'd like to
*sunglasses*
forget.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Re: The Horatio Game
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:01 pm
by TehMistaC
"Horatio, we found out that the puncture wounds were made by nails."
"Well, I guess he got...."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Screwed."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!