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RandomGeekNamedBrent
laughing maniacally
Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:42 pm Posts: 14771 Location: an invisible, flying volcano over Virginia
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 Re: The Horatio Game
"it seems our victim was intoxicated when he was hit with a blunt carpentry tool."
"I guess he got..." *sunglasses* "hammered" yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh (remember, drink responsibly and legally or not at all)
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 Paradigm Shift by me I do not actually believe any of what I'm saying. RP character sheets
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| Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:00 pm |
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RancidRabbit
Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:09 pm Posts: 120 Location: Texas
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 Re: The Horatio Game
"Sir! Sir! It appears that the latest victim in this astounding case of bizarre murders you can make puns with has been beaten to death by open palms!"
"That's why I never try-" *Puts on sunglasses* "Slapstick" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
_________________ "Rancid - its like a wine or cheese." "Or like roadkill!" ".....or like roadkill...." Not a dead wizard
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| Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:15 pm |
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Onlythebassist
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:35 pm Posts: 231 Location: UK; pip pip cheerio!
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'The illegal postal strike was the work of an organisation that are exclusively women'
'Sir, how can you tell?'
'There's no sign of any mail'
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!
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| Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:12 am |
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RancidRabbit
Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:09 pm Posts: 120 Location: Texas
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"Sir! The fish vendor at the peer was killed after defecting to the other side!"
"Well then. He's been doing some-" *Puts on sunglasses* "Traderous business."
_________________ "Rancid - its like a wine or cheese." "Or like roadkill!" ".....or like roadkill...." Not a dead wizard
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McFly
Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:55 pm Posts: 985 Location: On the island of Nunya. Nunya business!
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"Sir, Michael Jackson died of heart failure." "Well, I guess his heart couldn't..." *Puts on sunglasses* "...Beat it." Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh (My friend came up with that one)
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Zukio
Joined: Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:23 am Posts: 491 Location: The Shadowy Parts of the Pride Lands
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"Sir, this man died 500ft underwater, while scuba diving, listening to Queen." "I guess he didn't do well..." *Puts sunglasses on* "'Under Pressure'" Yeeeeeaaaaaaaah
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TurtleCopter
Joined: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:10 pm Posts: 78 Location: 1 mile away from "I'll never do anything that stupid again"
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You might have herp but i have the Awesome power of...
DERP!!!
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| Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:10 pm |
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Helmetzid
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:35 am Posts: 169 Location: First World Bank, Drilling your Overvault :P
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Sir, this man was found dismembered with a diamond sword lodged in his back "looks like the killer decided to" *puts on glasses*"kick it up a Notch" YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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| Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:52 pm |
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JohnWillow
Joined: Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:29 pm Posts: 288 Location: A treehouse atop a hill
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"Sir...we've just had a phonecall from the library, they found a civilian crushed under a bookshelf
"Guess he was in the mood for some...."
*Sunglasses* "Heavy reading!"
YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Helmetzid
Joined: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:35 am Posts: 169 Location: First World Bank, Drilling your Overvault :P
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Sir, this man tried to meet a truck head on! Looks like he wanted to prove he was *puts on sunglasses* Built Ford Tough YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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