Housepets!

wait.....could it be that we''re already in a giant paradox itself ? 0.o

Could it be that the paradox is really that there's no paradox at all?
Could it be... paradoxception?

b-but if there's no paradox then how there be a paradox to begin with , no paradox means the-the para....does anyone has this feeling that something just imploded inside your head ?

Isn't that why they call it a paradox?

Who are we? The Doctor?

Ooh ooh ooh can I be a Dalek? CanIcanIcanIcanIcanI? Huh huh huh huh huh?

Is your name Geronimo?

apparently my mind just imploded , who's doctor...who? (PARADOX!!!!)

Are you from the year A million million?

Are you from the year googolplex?

Did you come from Earth 2?

Did you come from Earth 4.0?

Are you an alien?

seeing any predators out there ?

Have you captured any?

Is your constitution strong enough to allow you to bear the truth of the answer?

is there any other way to find out ?

Are you ready to find out? Are you ready for the shock? CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?????

*making a castlevania impression*
WHAT IS THE TRUTH ?

The truth is but a matter of perspective, how else do you consider the confabulations of others?

i don;t know , what about you ?

How does any one really know what the truth is?

is there even such a thing ?

Could it be that truth has become a blurred amalgamation of reality and perception where falsification has become verification?

where're you people getting these cool cryptic talk from ?

I am mildly good at philosophy despite never doing it as a skill, He/she I am not sure about. Perhaps you must consider the depth of reality first and judge our perception based on mutual agreement?

*facedesk from realization that the other kitsune , and that rabbit , seemingly smarter than myself*
you guys are messing with me on purpose aren't you ?

You don't say?

why you be so mean ? Y_Y

Perhaps the evil makes it fun?

you're a HOLY kitsune , how can you be more evil then me , the fox of dark frost ?

Could it be that these seemingly philosophical musings, whilst actually no more than delusional ramblings, are emanating from some deep recess of the tortured subconcious of which I am in possesion? And is it also possible that the evil percieved on your part is no more than ignorance derived from one's attention being fully absorbed by the inner state of quiescent introspection required to bring forth the aforementioned philosophical cogitations to the surface of ones concious being?

can I kill him ? Can I ? Can I ? Can I ?

I don't know, can you?

can a rabbit out-smart a homing missile ? (Bugs don't count !)

I am bound to be impartial, but why not kill you both? (Chaotic neutral!)

Could you put on these rabbit ears for me while I go and hide?

How about no?

what about yes ?
wait.....did we just go full circle ?

That depends; how do you define full circle?
Shall I go all philosophic again?

(Did you know I was making all that stuff up as I went before?)