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Author:  Mr. Noms [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Haiku Thread

I thought this might be fun. The rules, every post must be a haiku, which is a poem consisting of 3 lines with 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively... I feel as if I should have more here. Ahh well. Here's an example.

I made a new thread.
I wonder how it will fare?
Only time will tell.

Author:  copper [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

It is really good
This chocolate lollipop
I can't describe it!

Author:  Mr. Noms [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:01 pm ]
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Why thank you Copper.
I do so love chocolate.
I envy you much.

Author:  copper [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:06 pm ]
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Envy is not good.
An unforgivable sin
get rid of it now!

Author:  shadowhaz [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:08 pm ]
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the world burning blue
underneath beautiful snow
My wonderful world
:lol:

Author:  Dissension [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

When you're not too bright,
Haiku are tough to achieve;
That's why I don't write.

Author:  shadowhaz [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:12 pm ]
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thats a good one dis
but dont sell yourself that short
you do have talent

Author:  mathgrant [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:29 pm ]
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This post's edited
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah

Author:  Sleet [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:59 pm ]
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Counting is hard.
I can't work out these lines.
Screw this haiku bullcrap.

Author:  shadowhaz [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:13 am ]
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then dont post here sleet
but don't take it the wrong way
I think you're funny :lol:

Author:  copper [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:09 pm ]
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Haikus are easy
you just count the syllables
Why don't you get it?

Author:  Dissension [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:22 pm ]
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Facetiousness rocks,
Though some folks just can't get it;
No insult implied.

Author:  copper [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:29 pm ]
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Talking to Sleet dude
Just making fun of the fox
Haiku not for you

Author:  mathgrant [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:36 pm ]
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Lamp oil, rope, and bombs –
These can all be yours, my friend!
Got enough Rupees?

Yo dawg, you like cars?
Let's put a car in your car
To drive while you drive!

There's a man (it's true)
Whose haikus stop at line two.

Author:  Dissension [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

Yeah, I know all that,
Which doesn't mean I can't speak
My mind, now does it?

Read between the lines;
Don't argue with mods
Unless you want to be banned,
Because I'm a jerk.

Don't take things at face value;
Aguanieve
Is always facetious, yo!
He's playing for laughs.

...I'm not really mean.

Author:  copper [ Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:54 pm ]
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No argument here
I am never serious
Let's just get along.

Author:  Mr. Noms [ Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:08 am ]
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What is this I see?
Is my thread successful?
Z-O-M-G-Thanx

Author:  dynaslash [ Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:13 am ]
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You want a haiku?
Tough luck, I'm not writing one!
Wait a minute, what?

Author:  Agent Sandwich [ Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:15 am ]
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Nice one Dynaslash!

I'm only gonna
Break Break Your Break Break Your heart
Woah Oh Oh Oh Oh

*Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart*

Author:  dynaslash [ Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:59 pm ]
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I yam a dino!
Roar! Fear the dinosaur's roar!
Because dinos is neat!

Author:  Zander [ Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:09 pm ]
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one day where i am
i searched for the perfect friend
no one will love me


T_T

Author:  dalonewolf25 [ Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Æo 3oÆ----------Ð

Don't be sad my friend,
The past is behind us now,
No need to fear it.

Author:  TurtleCopter [ Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

The Comic "Housepets!",
There's not a thing more greater.
Except Chuck Norris.

Author:  Chaplin [ Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:27 pm ]
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Chaplin can write too
I like haiku because it
passes as being smart

Author:  copper [ Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:43 pm ]
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I lack confidence
I really need to get some
I need to let go

Author:  Chaplin [ Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:40 pm ]
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Thread bump FTW
I Want to read more Haikus
This thread Cannot die

Author:  FarmMan1812 [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

It will never die
That I can guaranty you
I hope I'm not wrong

Author:  Psykeout [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

Sleet Wrote:
Counting is hard.
I can't work out these lines.
Screw this haiku bullcrap.

that epicene fox
he has so stolen my joke
shes a fluffy jerk

Author:  Mr. Noms [ Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

I like to eat pears
Actually that was a lie
I despise those pears.

Author:  FarmMan1812 [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

Mr. Noms Wrote:
I like to eat pears
Actually that was a lie
I despise those pears.

Those pears are trouble
They antlerize™ way too much
It is just not cool

Author:  Mr. Noms [ Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

Hey FarmMan, let's talk
This antler thing, it's old now D:
We need a new word.

Well, mini won't work
That too, we have overused.
Find a new word NOW. :evil:

Author:  FarmMan1812 [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

Mr. Noms Wrote:
Hey FarmMan, let's talk
This antler thing, it's old now D:
We need a new word.

Well, mini won't work
That too, we have overused.
Find a new word NOW. :evil:

Ok, I'll find one
I was just messin' around
Hmmmm, I can't think of one.
("Hmmmmm" has no syllables by the way)

Author:  Mr. Noms [ Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

"Hmmmmm" has one of those.
Uhh, a syllable I mean.
Oops, your bad lolol :lol:

Author:  Onlythebassist [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

Mr Bond I've been,
expecting you please sit down,
On my laser bench

Author:  RandomGeekNamedBrent [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

I like to write poems.
short poems are the best kind.
they're easy to write.

Author:  yehoshua [ Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

Saw this thread
I find it quite old, yes?
Revived it is

Author:  Onlythebassist [ Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Haiku Thread

Cake and spaghetti
Are great dishes on their own
Not together though

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